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Welcome, everyone! Back to tIKtOk!

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What are the TikTok kids up to, gee I wonder? [oh god please no]

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Better watch a PewDiePie video

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Why does anyone watch me (laughs) [true tho]

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For some- I don't- listen, first of all, I don't get it either.

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For some reason this clip is getting popular

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Wow, wow, this clip is so weird

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Let me just take a little sippy sippy on my G Fuel [but have you mixed it with water]

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Oh wow!

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(singing) You was at the club

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I don't know the freaking lyr-

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*Ahem* Lyrics

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How does he do it? How does a man look so attractive

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and yet so disgusting (laughs)

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Alright, let's move- let's check out some more TikTok [mother of god no please]

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God, how does he even keep them there?

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Let me tell you about my favourite drink, G Fuel!

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*glug glug glug glug glug*

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G Fuel has their biggest sale ever

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Not 20% off, not 25% off, not 30% off.

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31% off! *WOW*

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Oh because that's bigger than Brad's discount

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So if you enter the code PEWDIEPIE

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That's right Brad, you get 31% off G Fuel

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Not a measly 30%, pathetic. [psh ew]

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There are 3 new starter kits available too.

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The Dolphin *WOW*, inspired by Miami Dolphin

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The Black Mamba *WOW*, inspired by the LA Lakers

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And The Shamrock *WOW*, (?) inspired by

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another sports band, I don't know who it is... Boston Celtics

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*glug glug glug glug glug glug*

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Enter code PEWDIEPIE, what are you doing

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It's a great drink! I enjoy it, and so might you!

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Give it a try! Change lives.

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Let's watch some TikTok

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I didn't say that, I didn't say that

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Yeah you did, yeah.

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You did say that though.

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Hey guys, I know you're having fun at the sleepover, but uh, it's time for bed

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- Okay dad.
- You got it, dude.

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- Goodnight, Mr Johnson.
- Alright guys, lights out.

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Pee pee *pfff*

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Every single sleepover ever!

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(laughs)

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It's not a sleepover if someone doesn't say

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penis in some shape or form.

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(automated voice) We'll now begin the push-ups section.

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Ready? Begin.

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Down, up. One.

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Down, up. Two.

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Down, up.

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Up. Up. Up. God dammit, these Tik-

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It's not you laugh you lose, so I can laugh, but I don't want to!

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Okay? That's the thing with these TikToks

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They're like just funny enough

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EHHH

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Look out! I think Moto Moto likes you

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Okay, now you've gone too far

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(Madagascar song continues)

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I like them big, I like them chunky

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I like them

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And you guys keep saying meme review

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is where memes come to die, well TikTok

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is where they beat them to death all over again

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Hey bro, weird question

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But if you get a shirt that's buy one get one free

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And you get the other shirt but you just return the other

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shirt do you get the free shirt and your money back?

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Oh my god!

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(?) my house?

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Harvard wants to know your location

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And then you can repeat that for infinity loop

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And get infinity T-shirts!

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Speaking of T-shirts, now you can order the 90 million club merch

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everyone, that's right, if you want to look this cool

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Check out represent.com/pewdiepie

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90 million club merch *goddamm*

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(high-pitch voice) That looks hot, how buy 50, how buy 500

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We lost?

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Oh yeah they passed for like 10 minutes

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And that was it. But it was only to make them

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CRY! That's right

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Just looked at myself in the viewfinder

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I look good

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Oh I get everyone is making fun of uh...

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This guy for filling in his eyebrows

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Meanwhile, every single girl do it all the time and they literally look

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like I do right now. It's like it's not a good look

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I don't know why girls keep doing it.

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This is how y'all ladies look like when you

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overfill your eyebrows, okay? You ain't-

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There's no oh eyebrow on fleek, alright?

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You just look like me, and that's not a compliment

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Just a random gamer thought, thought I'd share with you guys

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(mystery music) Just a random gamer thought about random gamer thoughts

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We had the car locked

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We were locked out of the car with this- car- keys in the car

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And I pulled the window down

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Wired headphones up

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I

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am a boy scout legend. I love boy scouts, guys

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I mean, that's honestly impressive

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My new goal is to get into

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one of PewDiePie's TikTok reaction videos

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so I figured I'd make this one as easy as possible for him to include on there

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If you notice there's no trademark music playing
- Did we include this already?

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I'm promoting his merch, and on god

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I promise I won't copystrike him. What more do you want?

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You better not copystrike

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'Cause I can- can I copystrike someone if they wear my merch?

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Probably, with the way YouTube works. Thank you very much for

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making it easy for me to make this video 10 minutes as always

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And also, a shame for me to shamelessly

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plug my merch yet again! That's right! Two times, one video?

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Maybe a third? Keep watching

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Guys, I was watching this video, and I noticed something

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and I want to see if any of you guys can catch it. Watch.

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I have big ass feet, which is

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a little like chunky.

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A little chunky. I like them chunky

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Wait.

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(song plays) I like them big, I like them chunky

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Great now I have another sentence on my brain

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imprinted whenever someone's gonna say it, I'll just immediately go

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to the meme reaction. Anyone say hey did you miss

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I- I DON'T MISS UH

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And if whoever says everyone

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I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE

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Now it's like I like 'em big I LIKE 'EM CHUNKY

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May I go to the bathroom?

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I don't know, can you? Did you say may I?

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Some people just be smart like that

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I wish I didn't do that when I was in school.

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Did we say that in school in Sweden?

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(says 2 Swedish sentences which don't have 'may')

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Yeah I guess we never had that issue in Sweden

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Stupid Americans. "Can I go to the bathroom?"

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Road works ahead

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Uh yeah.

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I sure hope it does

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Legendary

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Here, alright. I'll give you a sample

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just so you know how it would feel like

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- It's me!
Pound it right in 3.

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3, 2, 1- what are you stupid?!

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Aww. No I'm sorry

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Ayy, come on, man, here's one for the

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good old good old time's sakes

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*boop*

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When you're hanging out with a girl

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and she tries to hold your hand

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Okay, that's all the time I've got.

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I've got to get back to playing

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Animal Crossing: New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS

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(laughs)

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I love that clip so much. I'm so glad

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Reggie left us with

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this beautiful clip!

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It really just is a relatable clip that

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can be applied to any situation

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These are so weird. Oh (laughs)

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Oh my god, yes

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I mean, it's not a bad look, like I'll look like

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handsome Spo- err Squidward

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Anyday son, anyday.

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Too bad he doesn't have the buttcheek

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I do have that though, sorry

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I think we're pretty set here, thank you.

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Well sure champ, you can tell me anything. What is it?

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Dad,

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I'm gay.

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*gasp* No.

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Why did you have to phrase it like that

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I want to be supportive. Show him I love him.

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I can't hold it!

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I have to say it.

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Dad?

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Hi gay

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I'm Dad

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Every single minute, a new picture from

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somewhere around the world pops up
- My god it's Markiplier from the future

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and it's somebody showing you the time

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in a really interesting way.

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And I've been tracking this sucker for years, and

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some of the pictures here are amazing

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And I kind of think TikTok fans would like it.

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Ok- Thank you Markiplier from the future

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Wait. What was he talking about?

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If you guys have never seen The Human Clock before

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The Human Clock

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Where is the clock? Oh it's 3.30. Oh my god

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That's really cool! Departs 3.30, of course!

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Oh man

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Is it- Does it just scan online or

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has it just collected people

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holding these numbers? Why is she holding that?

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This is so weird.

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Why the- what is this?

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And the clock is 3.31. What?

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That's really dope

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I mean, I guess with how many internets there are

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How many internets there are. Yes, that's what I try to say.

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But it's so random though. Well like what the hell?

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Thank you Markiplier from the future, damm

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This is my voice 2 days after watching PewDiePie

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This is my voice 4 days after watching PewDiePie

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This is my voice 5 days after watching PewDiePie
- PewDiePie. How's it going bros

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(imitates PewDiePie in Swedish)

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Wow, the perfect pronunciation

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(Swedish)

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Oh my go- (laughs)

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PewDiePie is exactly 29 years old
- That's right

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The word PewDiePie

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has exactly 9 letters in it
- That's correct

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Out of 9 letters, only 2 repeat. P, and I.
- Yes

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Today is Pi Day.

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It's no coincidence also
- And e?

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that Einstein was born on Pi Day, back in 1879.

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PewDiePie was born in 1989.

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The only numbers that these years don't have in common

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- Yeah
is the number 7

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- Uh huh
the exact number of letters that T-Series has in their name.

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If we multiply the numbers
- Ohhh

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I've previously mentioned together

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besides 7 'cause no one cares about T-Series

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(laughs)

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(sped up voice) Okay, we're going to do 29 times 9 times 2 times 1879—Einstein's birthday

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—times 1989 times let's just say Pewd's age backwards which is 92 point

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and just for the sake of spicing things up, let's grab a random number from this random hat

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we have 6455, we have this large number divided by the current year
- A random letter, okay, of course, convenient

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we get 89,520,000. What is that number exactly?

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That is the exact number of subscribers
- Ohhh

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PewDiePie has at this exact moment

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(hits twice) Woah. Did I just hit 89 420? Damm that's epic!

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That's the number of sex!

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Okay guys, it is time for me to leave.

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Hope you guys enjoyed this video, smash Like and subscribe

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What?

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Tuber Simulator's becoming relevant!

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No!

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No don't leave!

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No, please!

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Sponsor Eagle please do something

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Yes. Yeah! (laughs)

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This game is still relevant