WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.140 ClickBait videos! 00:00:01.140 --> 00:00:05.820 *epic music* 00:00:05.820 --> 00:00:07.700 It's plagued YouTube for years. 00:00:07.700 --> 00:00:09.640 But you still click on them. 00:00:09.680 --> 00:00:12.105 You won't stop clicking on them. 00:00:12.120 --> 00:00:15.160 I have to clickbait just to stay relevant. 00:00:15.200 --> 00:00:18.710 It's gone out the control and I'm here to fix it. 00:00:18.710 --> 00:00:21.060 So I'm gonna spoil clickbait videos 00:00:21.060 --> 00:00:22.460 So you won't have to click on them. 00:00:22.460 --> 00:00:23.500 You're welcome. 00:00:23.500 --> 00:00:26.920 Yes, it was painful. Yes, I wanted to kill myself. 00:00:26.920 --> 00:00:28.160 But here we are. 00:00:29.590 --> 00:00:30.390 Let's begin. 00:00:30.960 --> 00:00:34.025 I shaved my head. OMG Luke shaved his head 00:00:34.025 --> 00:00:36.025 *buzzing sound* 00:00:39.020 --> 00:00:39.840 Is that his pubes? 00:00:40.160 --> 00:00:43.140 I'm joking! It's just a magic effect! 00:00:43.600 --> 00:00:46.180 It's just a magic effect! It's just a magic effect! 00:00:46.900 --> 00:00:48.900 If The Internet Was Real 2 00:00:49.600 --> 00:00:50.240 *nuclear attack warning* 00:00:54.520 --> 00:00:56.520 There's no boobs in the video. 00:00:56.520 --> 00:00:58.520 If Video Games Were Real 3. 00:01:00.780 --> 00:01:02.780 Food Battle 2010. 00:01:06.400 --> 00:01:08.400 Worst twist endings ever. 00:01:10.580 --> 00:01:12.000 My new girlfriend. 00:01:12.120 --> 00:01:12.620 ? 00:01:13.860 --> 00:01:15.000 It's not his new girlfriend 00:01:15.380 --> 00:01:17.240 My new hot girlfrie- It's not his new girlfriend 00:01:17.740 --> 00:01:19.800 Leerly (Literally) "?" in title 00:01:19.800 --> 00:01:20.300 = 00:01:20.300 --> 00:01:22.100 Not true, don't click on it. 00:01:22.100 --> 00:01:24.100 Actually, I pull that shit fucking all the time. 00:01:24.100 --> 00:01:25.740 *snorting cocaine* 00:01:26.480 --> 00:01:28.940 Prankster Got Shot, Hood Prank Gone Wrong. 00:01:29.500 --> 00:01:30.840 Almost dies. 00:01:33.540 --> 00:01:34.820 No one gets shot. 00:01:34.820 --> 00:01:36.340 The death of the rat (Keemstar) 00:01:36.980 --> 00:01:38.160 Sadly the rat didn't die. 00:01:38.320 --> 00:01:39.320 Almost died today. 00:01:41.720 --> 00:01:42.840 It was makeup. 00:01:42.840 --> 00:01:44.360 Pewdiepie is dead?! 00:01:46.400 --> 00:01:49.060 Come on! x4 00:01:49.060 --> 00:01:51.060 Goddamn, it's makeup too! 00:01:51.060 --> 00:01:52.740 The goddamn makeup trick! 00:01:52.740 --> 00:01:54.360 Why did I keep falling for it?! 00:01:54.360 --> 00:01:55.120 FUCK! 00:01:55.140 --> 00:01:57.140 It didn't even have a "?" in the title! 00:01:57.560 --> 00:01:58.500 Teddy rape? 00:01:58.500 --> 00:02:00.500 Where is the rape, KSI? 00:02:01.960 --> 00:02:03.960 Why do you think I clicked on this video KSI, where is it? 00:02:05.560 --> 00:02:07.240 Where is it KSI? 00:02:07.600 --> 00:02:08.960 Where the fuck is it? 00:02:10.780 --> 00:02:12.360 I came here for the title, man 00:02:12.360 --> 00:02:13.640 Is Pewdiepie hitler? 00:02:13.640 --> 00:02:14.140 yes 00:02:14.140 --> 00:02:16.140 Are we dating? 00:02:18.780 --> 00:02:20.780 *look of general despair* 00:02:22.500 --> 00:02:23.960 *sound distorting* 00:02:26.400 --> 00:02:27.880 *action of wtf* 00:02:29.100 --> 00:02:30.060 *360* 00:02:30.060 --> 00:02:32.060 Way to dodge the question! 00:02:33.440 --> 00:02:33.940 *hits table* 00:02:34.120 --> 00:02:34.720 *pain* 00:02:34.720 --> 00:02:36.720 Are they dating?! I need to know! 00:02:37.660 --> 00:02:38.860 I need answers! 00:02:39.080 --> 00:02:39.620 *pain again* 00:02:39.960 --> 00:02:42.640 *in the distance* I guess some questions will never be answered. 00:02:43.160 --> 00:02:45.260 I got banged with a toothbrush... 00:02:48.700 --> 00:02:50.440 Why do I feel like I'm Leafy right now? 00:02:50.440 --> 00:02:52.100 What the fuck happened? 00:02:52.100 --> 00:02:54.100 Bloopers gone wrong gone sexual. 00:02:54.340 --> 00:02:55.120 *look of interest* 00:02:55.500 --> 00:02:56.320 The fuck... 00:02:57.860 --> 00:02:58.840 Where is it? 00:03:00.640 --> 00:03:01.640 Where is it?! 00:03:02.660 --> 00:03:04.660 [volume warning] 00:03:05.720 --> 00:03:06.600 *intense sound clipping* 00:03:06.820 --> 00:03:08.820 *epic music* *pewds dancing* 00:03:10.460 --> 00:03:11.560 See what I mean?! 00:03:11.740 --> 00:03:12.860 This is the problem! 00:03:13.880 --> 00:03:15.000 This is an epidemic! 00:03:15.740 --> 00:03:16.660 LOOK AT THAT DOG! 00:03:16.700 --> 00:03:18.700 Guys, I found the cringiest kid ever. 00:03:19.000 --> 00:03:20.880 Just kidding, here's the cringiest one. 00:03:20.880 --> 00:03:22.880 Just kidding, this is the cringiest one! 00:03:22.880 --> 00:03:25.000 I'm just fucking with you, THIS is the cringiest one! 00:03:25.620 --> 00:03:26.820 aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh 00:03:26.820 --> 00:03:28.820 No, this is the cringiest kid! 00:03:28.820 --> 00:03:30.820 Just kidding, THIS is the cringiest kid!! 00:03:30.820 --> 00:03:33.040 No x7 00:03:33.040 --> 00:03:35.040 THAT'S the cringiest kid! *walks away from computer* 00:03:35.040 --> 00:03:38.200 Guys, I'm not playing, the next one will be the cringiest one, I promise!! 00:03:38.200 --> 00:03:40.900 The cringiest kid, the cringiest kid guys! *disappears out of camera view* 00:03:42.040 --> 00:03:44.800 *sudden teleportation back to computer* Leafy, I just wanna know who the cringiest kid is. 00:03:44.800 --> 00:03:46.800 Why are you busting my nuts like this? 00:03:46.800 --> 00:03:47.940 Come on, man. 00:03:47.940 --> 00:03:48.720 Come on. 00:03:48.720 --> 00:03:50.720 *covers face with hand* Tell me who the cringiest kid is, I need to know. 00:03:51.060 --> 00:03:53.400 My friend died because of me, Story Time. 00:03:53.400 --> 00:03:53.900 Ooh 00:03:53.900 --> 00:03:56.800 What a heartfelt story! Better click on this one! 00:03:56.800 --> 00:03:58.800 *girl talking: "I know this seems like a strange story guys." * 00:03:58.800 --> 00:04:00.800 *girl continuing to talk: "... But this really did happen..." * 00:04:00.800 --> 00:04:02.800 *even more talking: "...thousand of years ago." * 00:04:02.800 --> 00:04:06.800 *still talking: "This is the story of Easter, the real Easter." * 00:04:06.800 --> 00:04:08.800 *Girl finishes her intro: "And the story of Jesus Christ." * 00:04:09.400 --> 00:04:09.900 She's tal- 00:04:09.900 --> 00:04:11.220 She's talking about Jesus! 00:04:11.220 --> 00:04:13.360 She was talking about her friend, Jesus! 00:04:13.840 --> 00:04:15.840 Are you fucking kidding me? 00:04:15.840 --> 00:04:17.520 I bet Jesus wouldn't clickbait like this 00:04:17.520 --> 00:04:18.920 What would you do?... 00:04:18.920 --> 00:04:19.980 Extreme 00:04:20.240 --> 00:04:24.540 They're playing Surgeon Simulator! x2 00:04:24.540 --> 00:04:26.060 Alright, what should we name this video guys? 00:04:26.060 --> 00:04:27.480 We gotta come up with a title. 00:04:27.480 --> 00:04:29.760 How about Surgeon Simulator with that? 00:04:29.760 --> 00:04:34.340 Fuck you, we're naming it "What would you do.......... *motions with hands* Extreme." 00:04:34.880 --> 00:04:36.440 Don't believe FaZe Clan. 00:04:36.440 --> 00:04:36.940 Because... 00:04:37.380 --> 00:04:39.120 I can't believe this happened. 00:04:39.120 --> 00:04:40.820 I can't believe this. 00:04:40.820 --> 00:04:42.600 You won't believe this. 00:04:42.600 --> 00:04:44.100 She doesn't believe me. 00:04:44.100 --> 00:04:46.000 I can't believe these kids. 00:04:46.000 --> 00:04:47.480 Can you believe this? 00:04:47.480 --> 00:04:48.760 I can't believe this. 00:04:48.760 --> 00:04:50.260 I can't believe I fell. 00:04:50.260 --> 00:04:52.260 I can't believe it! *begins walking away* 00:04:52.260 --> 00:04:54.260 I can't believe I found this! 00:04:54.540 --> 00:04:56.540 I can't believe it! 00:04:56.540 --> 00:04:58.540 *offscreen* Can you believe this? 00:04:58.540 --> 00:05:00.540 I can't believe it!! 00:05:00.540 --> 00:05:03.000 He can't believe it!!! 00:05:03.400 --> 00:05:05.340 YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS!! 00:05:05.340 --> 00:05:08.300 Fucking hell it goes on, it goes on... 00:05:08.300 --> 00:05:10.300 And then finally... *runs hand through hair* 00:05:10.300 --> 00:05:10.800 Finally! 00:05:10.980 --> 00:05:12.640 I saved the best for last. 00:05:12.640 --> 00:05:14.180 Good old rat. 00:05:14.180 --> 00:05:16.180 *cancer alert intro* 00:05:17.200 --> 00:05:19.200 Leerly (Literally) if you see Pewdiepie in the title... 00:05:19.640 --> 00:05:21.180 Don't bother, alright? 00:05:22.060 --> 00:05:22.560 just... 00:05:23.120 --> 00:05:24.320 Jesus Christ, man. 00:05:24.740 --> 00:05:26.320 Why do I feel like the rat molested me? 00:05:26.320 --> 00:05:28.520 How about you run that story for a title? 00:05:28.520 --> 00:05:29.780 Eeeehhh 00:05:29.780 --> 00:05:31.200 Alright. *time for seriousness* 00:05:31.520 --> 00:05:32.220 Clickbaiting... 00:05:32.600 --> 00:05:34.180 Almost everyone does it 00:05:34.360 --> 00:05:35.520 If you don't do it... 00:05:35.720 --> 00:05:37.120 You're not gonna get views. 00:05:37.120 --> 00:05:39.120 I can spend days on a video 00:05:39.120 --> 00:05:44.320 and it will get less views than a video that we shit out, for 10 minutes 00:05:44.320 --> 00:05:45.380 that has a better title 00:05:45.380 --> 00:05:48.080 YouTube is really unfair... in that regard. 00:05:48.080 --> 00:05:52.320 And what it leads to is good content sometimes getting buried. 00:05:52.320 --> 00:05:52.820 uuhh... 00:05:52.820 --> 00:05:54.820 By clickable content, 00:05:54.820 --> 00:05:57.700 and this is a problem that is bigger than YouTube 00:05:57.700 --> 00:05:59.700 It goes into news media 00:05:59.700 --> 00:06:01.700 And media being bias to... 00:06:01.700 --> 00:06:04.780 I don't mean to get int- that's a whole other level. 00:06:04.780 --> 00:06:06.240 But on YouTube... 00:06:06.240 --> 00:06:08.400 Is it a problem and how do we solve it? 00:06:08.860 --> 00:06:09.700 We spoil it. 00:06:09.700 --> 00:06:11.140 One video at a time. *serious time over* 00:06:11.140 --> 00:06:13.500 This has been absolutelly fucking awful for me. 00:06:13.500 --> 00:06:16.980 So I hope you enjoyed this video, if you did, go ahead and leave a like. 00:06:16.980 --> 00:06:18.980 That way I'll get more likes 00:06:18.980 --> 00:06:21.160 And I'll have to put less clickbaity titles. 00:06:21.160 --> 00:06:22.040 Appreciate ya. 00:06:22.040 --> 00:06:24.040 And as always, stay awesome Bros. 00:06:24.040 --> 00:06:24.800 *brofist*