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Klikbejt klipovi....

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pravi probleme jutjubu godinama

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ali vi idalje kliknete na njih

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ne mozete prestati kliktati na njih

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moram da stavljam klickbait da bi bio relevantan

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otislo je izvan kontrole

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i ja sam ovde da to popravim

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i ja cu da vam spoilujem video klipove,da vi ne morate da klikcete na njih

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nema na cemu

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da,bilo je bolno

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da,hteo sam da se ubijem

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ali evo nas

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ajde da pocnemo

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''obrijao sam svoju glavu'', O BOZE,Luke je obrijao svoju glavu

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.......

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Pa to je samo magicni efekat,TO JE MAGICNI EFEKAT!!!

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''ako bi internet bio stvarnost 2''

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Nema sisa u videu...

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''ako bi igrice bile stvaran zivot 3''

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0.44

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borba hranom 2010

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4.07

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najgori obrt ikada

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1.66

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moja nova devojka??

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znak pitanja

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nije njegova nova devojka..

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moja nova zgodna dev...nije njegova devojka...

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bukvalno,znak pitanja u naslovu znaci neistina

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ne klikcite na to

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ustvari ja to stalno radim

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Saljivdzija upucan,sala u kraju izpala pogresno

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zamalo rikno

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niko nije upucan...

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smrt KILLER KEEMSTARA

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nazalost keemstar doesnt die

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zamalo umro danas

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to je samo sminka...

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pewdiepie je UMRO?!?!?!?

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AJDE,AJDE,AJDE,AJDE

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a daj bre pa i to je samo sminka

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ah ti vasi trikovi sa sminkom

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zasto uvek padam na te fore

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JEBGA

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nije cak ni bilo znaka pitanja u naslovu

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silovanje mede

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gde je silovanje KSI

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sta mislis zasto sam kliknuo na ovaj video KSI

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gde je??

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gde je,KSI??

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gde je jbt??

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dosao sam ovde zbog naslova covece

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Da li je pewdiepie HITLER?

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da.

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da li smo u vezi???

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whuuu

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nacin da izbegnes odgovor...

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ah..

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da li su u vezi?

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ja moram da znam!!

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MENI TREBAJU ODGOVORI

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izgleda da neka pitanja

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nikada nece biti odgovorena...

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prcao me je sa cetkicom za zube

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zasto se osecam kao Leafy sada?

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sta se desilo jbt

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iza scene otislo dovraga, ispalo seksualno

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sta bre?

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gde jee??

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GDE JE?

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GDE JE? *uuh taj bas*

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VIDITE O CEMU PRICAM

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TO JE PROBLEM!!

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OVO JE PRENOSIVO

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VIDI CUKA

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vidite nasao sam najgore dete ikada

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salio sam se,ovo je najgore

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haha salio sam se,ovo je najgore

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ma samo se zajebavam,ovo je najgore

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ahhhh

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ne,ovo je najgore

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salim se bre,OVO je najgore

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ne

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ne ne

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ne ne ne ne!!

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OVO JE NAJGORE

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ljudi ne salim se

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sledece ce biti najgore

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kunem se

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Najgore dete

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najgore dete ljudi

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Leafy samo zelim da znam koje je najgore dete

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zasto me sutiras u muda ovako??

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ajde covece

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ajde

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reci koje je najgore dete,trebam da znam

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moj prijatelj je umro zbog ovoga

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prica

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ooh

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kakva prica...

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bolje da kliknem na ovu

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pa ona

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ona prica o ISUSU

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ona je pricala o svom prijatelju isusu

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dal me zajebavas?

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kladim se da isus ne bi kliknuo na ovo

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sta bi ste vi uradili

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EXTREMNO

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oni igraju surgeon simulator

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oni igraju surgeon simulator

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''ok,kako cemo da nazovemo ovaj video?''

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''moramo smisliti naslov''

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''evo primer,surgeon simulator sa ocem?''

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''JEPSE''

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''nazvacemo ga "sta bi ste vi uradili"''

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''EKSTREMNO''

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nemojte verovati FaZe klanu

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jer

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ja ne verujem da se ovo desilo

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ja ne verujem

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necete verovati

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ona mi ne veruje

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ja ne verujem

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ovoj deci

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dali verujete

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ja ne verujem

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ne verujem da sam pao

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ja ne mogu da verujem

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ne verujem da sam ovo nasao

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ne mogu da verujem

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da li Ti verujes

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JA NE VERUJEM

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ON NE VERUJE

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NECETE VEROVATI

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gospode boze ovo ide i ide

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i napokon

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napokon

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najbolje za kraj

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dobri stari KEEMSTAR

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bukvalno ako vidite pewdiepie u naslovu

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ne trosite vreme,ok?

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samo

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gospode boze covece

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zasto se osecam kao da me je keem silovao

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kako bi bilo da uzmes tu pricu u naslov

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ehhhhhhh

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ok

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klikbejting

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skoro svako to radi

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ako to ne radis

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nema pregleda

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mogu da potrosim dane na jedan klip

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i dobicu manje pregleda od klipa koji je sranje

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za deset minuta to je bolji naslov

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jutjub je zaista nerealan

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po tom pitanju

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i to vodi da dobar sadrzaj

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nekada bude zakopan

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uh

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klikbejt sadrzajem

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i ovo je problem koji je izvan jutjuba

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ide cak do vesti

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i mediji to obozavaju

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ne zelim to da razumem,to je na potpuno drugacijem nivou

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ali na jutjubu

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da li je to problem,kako ga resiti?

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mi ga spoilujemo

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jedan po jedan video

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ovo je bilo grozno za mene

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pa se nadam da vam se svideo ovaj klip

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ako jeste ostavite lajk

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na taj nacin cu dobiti vise lajkova *noshit*

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i necu morati da stavljam klikbejt naslove

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zahvaljujem

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kao i uvek

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ostante kul braco *brofist*