You've played
As an action hero, you even played
As an anime schoolgirl, you played as an
Italian plumber, but have you played
E V E R Y T H I N G?
This game belongs to
Pouseylova6
Pouseylova6 *echoes*
Ok, so it starts off
Where you're a lil' eletron or proton
Or neuron, or thing
*PFF*
Oh, this is sad
Lot of stuff happenning here
Think again (reads subtitle) Is there a point to this
Is there really a point to anything? ♫ (Sound of Silence) ♫
Ok, something is happening WOW
Is that a cat?
I'm a cat
I'm a puma or whatever they're called, AMAZING
So we are playing as a puma right now
♫ Hello darkness my old friend ♫
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stop 5x, Thank you
What
Did they forget to animate the- STOP 3x Puma
like ctfu world on fb.com
What is happening?
What is hap- Stop, Puma, Stop
This is not how you walk
It's not how you walk
You know I- I would much rather live in this world, I would much
Ok, here we go
This is just, this the most realistic Puma Simulator Game
I have ever played
Goteem
Oh, he is with me now. Heyyy
Misterrrr... uuh..
I don't know what animal you are,I'm not gonna guess
He is with me now, we got a friend
(Laughs)
Ok, goteem. Heyyy, we are three now
This is amazing
You are coming with us
Join the club
The Anti-Walking-as-Normal-Animal Club
We've got quite a following
Okay, now we're playing as a horde of animals
that can't walk straight.
A M A Z I N G
What is happening?
Who am I?
Why am I here?
*popping sound*
What's happening now?
They are disappearing!
Oh we are back now with eh- with puma! *laughs*
Lonely puma... Alright, alright.
So you are supposed to be able to control-
*x-files meme eks dee* Are those beavers?
Okay, here we go.
I can't seem to become the beavers
But I-
But I can become the plant?
How the fuck would that work?
Y E S
OMG A damn plant.
Finally, a game that represents me who I die- I- I indentify with.
Driftwood!
I am a driftwood, everyone!
I am the best goddamn driftwood
I am two driftwoods, three driftwoods
Omg the driftwood is multiplying
This driftwood is going to take over the planet.
It's going to take over the universe.
Join us forest creatures.
Driftwood!
We will kill those foul humans-
Oh we got palm trees with us now.
The palm trees have joined us.
We must
We will take over.
We will take over this planet.
This planet will be ours.
The trees.
The trees have joined us.
(laughs)
The trees from the west.
We will conquer.
The Driftwood will-
CONQUER
(Laughs)
Hello Mr. Deer.
Would you like to join me on my quest on world domination.
Excellent. Follow me.
♫ Sheep and Deer, together forever-
They will conquer the UNIVERSE ♫ *kling*
So if I can play as everything
Surely then I can play as an
Shitty fucking Youtuber.
Jackspedicey
Oh my god, we must find jackspedicey.
Hello rock, join us.
The rocks will not listen.
But that will not stop Sheep and Deer.
♫ Sheep and Deer, together forever.
The rock wouldn't join them but that wouldn't stop them ♫
OH MY GOD, the rock got deer
DEER
"Help Pewds, the rock got me."
DON'T- I'm coming, i'm coming to save you.
I'm coming to save you. Calm down.
Calm- i'm breaking out.
How do I save you?
Deer please, say something.
(Deer groans)
Ahhhhhhhhhhh
♫ Deer and Sheep
TOGETHER FOREVER.
Together they will rule the galaxy
Deer and Sheep they met a beaver ♫
YES, I will join you
Beaver said. And so they went off.
♫ Deer and Sheep and Beaver go
Wherever they will want to go ♫
NO! SHIT!
I'm driftwood now. Goddamnit. No I don't wanna be
I don't wanna be fucking driftwood.
Did the lamb die or- (♫ Sound of silence ♫ plays)
Okay, here we go.
Its an elk, its a fucking elk
(Elk groans)
What the fuck is that sound. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(Elk and Pewds groans)
Okay, so you can go faster.
Damn, they go fast.
They had a mission.
To save this planet.
To save this planet from.. Al Gore
The biggest threat to climate change.
After of course...
AINSLEY
Find a JackSepticEye.
That is what the knew they had to do.
To save the planet.
They find a stick.
And what the stick said was shocking.
To say the least.
"Remember this place and remember who you are."
Elk didn't understand the question.
"Keep in mind as you go beyond here"
"You might need to find your way back"
But they didn't listen. They met another goat.
But it was retarded. They had to keep moving.
Who came up with this video game idea? And why?
No I expect that I can play as anything. But-
But the whole- you didn't tell me about
the animals being satanic beings.
Oh My God, there are tiny baby Elks.
Why are they so small now.
The Elk had have babies.
They were pregnant all along.
So this is what I want to do with myself, I just want to make alot of babies
And then just send them out like an army, you know.
That seems like a viable plan at least.
I can make them do all kinds of shit for me.
Oh boy, my chipper.
(Pewds groans)
Together we are strong.
The goats have joined us.
FINALLY
YES.
Join us.
More power.
Yeah.
(Groans)
But where will it end.
Beaver said.
What happens
When we are too many. And everyone is with us.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY
The mission had taken over.
Find
JackSepticEye
The trees may not be with us.
The rocks may be against us.
But together we are strong.
We can take over this planet.
But suddenly, they stopped.
Its like that forest gump episode when
all a sudden he just stopped running.
They became
a rock.
(The rock theme plays) ♫ Can you smell
What the rock
is cooking ♫
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
The rock has taken over.
It was crushing every single one of them.
Why is this a game- I don't know, ok.
I'm playing as a rock
Here we go, okay.
I can ascend.
What the- WHAT.
Ahh great, I'm an island.
I'm a goddamn island now.
I'm an island everybody. How you doing would you like to join me
other island. Okay, the other island is with me now.
Excellent. Great. This is great.
Moving across the ocean.
This is the best life I have ever not wanted to live.
I can play a sea-grass.
What the
fuck
I am sea-grass now everybody (laughs)
(Snorts)
Ahh yes!
I wasn't expecting to be sea grass, I really wasn't expecting to be-
to be sea-grass everyone
Alright well, this is kinda-
weird. I think I will switch to... I'm a PLANET!
I'm a planet everyone. Excellent.
Planet Earth.
Let's crash that fucking shit into the sun... where is the sun.
Where- oh wait there is no sun. Great.
Ah there you are. Okay.
Here we go. I AM THE SUN, I AM THE ONE
THE ONE I AM THE SUN DONT
Sorry, sorry, i'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Okay, Okay ascend.
I'm guessing a galaxy, i'm a galaxy.
I'm a galaxy everyone. Oh I ascended.
What the fuck is this.
Now I'm like microscopeic. Right?
[I know it microscopic, pewds just said it wrong]
Right?
Woah!
What the hell is happening.
It's sand grain. Oh it is isn't it.
What the fuck.
Were sand grains.
You can turn sand gr- OHHHHHH
I'm a caterpillar.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yeah Boy.
Yeah.
We are getting near.
I can smell that sonavabitch.
I know hes close. Come on boys.
Faster. We are grass now.
We are fucking grass.
Alright mushrooms, lets get the shrooms.
Yeah boy.
Ascend. And we are back with Puma.
YAY!
Amazing. But wait.
Buawahwahwah
What's that.
On top of the hill.
(TOP OFF THE MORNIN' TO YA LADIESS!!) it be..
Jackspedicey
Alright that was everything.
It was everything I ever wanted. And more.
Check out the game in the description, it actually hasn't come out yet.
And, but i'm very much interested in it.
And I will definitely get it
When it comes out because I think it's really cool and a original and fun concept.
So
Props to the developers for making something really cool and unique.
I hope you enjoyed this video, and if you did you know what to do.
And a
Top of the morning to ya.