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whapoosh

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*shaking*

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*drinks chug jug*

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SKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRA

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HOOO

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WAA HOO

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Welcome everyone to Skrattar Du Förlorar Du© ! The rule is simple:

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*demonetized crying*

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I think I ran out of intros. I don't what to do. *laughs*

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Now, let's just?

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"JUMP IN TO IT"

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That's right kids, that's what we do for here on this channel. 
Has T series beat us yet?

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First of all: round of applause 👏 👏

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I thought it was the end game last week, but we're still in it and we're still kicking it!

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Now, I'm a day ahead now - just a day ahead -

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so it would be very awkward while I make this video very happy and very

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cheerful, and then somehow t series has passed out of nowhere

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I mean they'r- they're calling in the cavalry and all kinds of-

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all these Indian celebrities going:

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"Hey, I'm not paid to do this and I'm not paid to say this

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but uH, subscribe to t-series

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Oh and there's definitely NOT a gun to my head. But uh- subscribe to t-series."

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Look at this:
"You can make India win"

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I DON'T CARE!

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They're calling the Indian celebrities!

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P a t h e t i c

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Ok? I barely relied on help from anYONE!

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Now, this got a little sidetracked

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We're supposed to laugh at memes but yeah, ok.
Let's just jump into it.

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Ok, 
WARNING, GUYS! WARNING!

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Captain Marvel

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spoilers coming right up. 
if you haven't-

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*disgusting noises*

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(can't understand her)

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*wheeze followed by laughter*

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Ricardo. Ricardo.

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I've never seen so many people being pissed off about me rating a meme.

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10 OUT OF 10

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It is the meme that keeps giving! I absolutely love it. Ricardo lives forever *heck yeah*

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Ricardo: Immortal 
The immortal son of the immortal God

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Ricardo. 
His name will echo ins for centuries and above.

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Next meme. This is getting weird

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We have already shown this but it's a

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RICARDO mEME AND IT SO GODAMN BEAUTIFUL

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*Laughs and loses*

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Take my heart Ricardo, take it its y- its yours ❤

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You gotta legit put a bar here like, anything with Ricardo gets demonetized if you show his  d o n g

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So I apologize for that, by the way, that was a note for my editor, but you deserve to know

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She's answering effing- she's effing answering the phones at Walmart

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Woman: No, I don't work here

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But the phone's ringing and ringing and I know how it feels to be on that other end and nobody answers

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tEH- heheh

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*distant voice*

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look at that girl in the background

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Woman: Uh, you're welcome. Have a good night, bye.

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Owwww...

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*cameraman and Felix laughing*

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IT RINGS AGAIN!
*skratta-ring hard*

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*cameraman literally dying*

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That's kind of sweet. I like that

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WALMART!

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We need to find whoever's responsible (wild ricardo milos appears)

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"When you definitely heard a noise in your house, but you're too afraid to turn around and look"

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w h e e z e

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Turn any sad day to a happy one, look at that dog. It's absolutely terrified. Okay, I've shown this clip, right?

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I feel like I have-

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Man: I'm checking out Finley's I

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Think it was supposed to be

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in the uh

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Ken's reddit video, but I think we got cut out but it's so good, so basically,  he's looking at is 8 year old

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Sons- history

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*man reading his history*

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Arson,

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Arson???

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Ubisoft. Okay,
Man: Fortnite... (cant understand it)

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Oh?

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Man: Barbecue sauce on titties :D

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*everyone laughs*

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B I G I N H A L E

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Camerawoman: Barbecue sauce on titties :)

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*she laughs*

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Man with a higher pitched voice: 
sO IM SIttinG TheRE. BARBEC UE S AA UCE ON MA TITTIES

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look

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what? Is that on youtube?

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*this is just too funny, guys*

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Feel like that could be me here's- I feel bad for this eight-year-old Poland brother

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He doesn't deserve this ridicule that will follow him for the rest of his life

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I just realized I haven't had the green-screen film. What the hell is this? Oh

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*old pewdiepie scream*

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w a i t

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oh my  g o d

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Very nice moving on. Have you lost the challenge ye-? Oh my god. I haven't even been paying attention to my health bar this is-

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*Drinks sheild potion

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Looks like I'm fine. Have you ordered your G-fuel?

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By the way enter the code pewdiepie to get 10% off pretty good deal moving on. No you

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Stupid he's not mad. It's not mad. If it was mad, you know, he would have won. That's right

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Well, you never looked at your own face just the ultime mean where this would have been if we pulled out a mirror

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Yes, sir. Just a little feedback for the future moving on looks like we're off to the west coast to find some more League

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Let's see what we can find

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Phil

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What are you doing in Minecraft sweat fairly Swift be back later?

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Damn bill is living the high life

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Did you guys see this flex seal did their farm sub - PewDiePie?

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Phil Swift declares that in order to assist PT pi

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He will saw T Series in half Thank You. Phil. Sweet. Very cool

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Oh my god

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I

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Don't know what that one not a skeptic from me. At least. I'm sorry

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Try next time maybe but it turns out I am undefeated in this challenge obscure do feel already. I just can't lose. It's crazy

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Peter PI versus two series ahead

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No car needs a new code in its cosmic our goddamn right cuz konoka

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Terminal, mr. Lee. What is T Sarah, Nicole?

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Oh

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My god, yeah

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Holy shit, oh my god

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Absolutely, beautiful and that makes everything worth it. That's hilarious. Goddamn it

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How do I look like okay, okay Selena Gomez I

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Mean both human good joke Felix. Thank you next meme everyone

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Check

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What happens over black culture to another level

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See this wave son

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Crazy

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Good meme man, we had some good laughs today, don't we?

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God damn it. Oh god. I said it kids go. I've got are they gonna add another layer?

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Now this is the kind of real enthusiasm when I asked for a broker

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Just kidding. You broke your screen for nothing

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How is your screen not broken yet pounded real for once final give me your orders broke fit ah

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Ah

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Damn that feels good. I'll buy you a new monitor Cyril. I'm sorry

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Into the mouth was beautiful

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Into the now

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Nice

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This is great. It just makes me smile. Good thing. This isn't try not just my own challenge

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What does he see

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RICARDOOOOOOOO!!!!

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Hell yeah, Ricardooo I love him

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Spirit home. I see home

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God damn, what's with the Swedish?

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crossover under Ricardo means like baktun Anna and then now they played

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I've obviously I have we can't show the audio play here. It's me. I don't look this. That's it for me for now

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Hope you guys enjoyed this episode smash like subscribe and it always this is not the real merch guys

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This is not the merch you have to buy this is the verge

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I know it's a bit disappointing compared to but, okay

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This is the new Burch check in a hug and I see you guys borrow a bike.

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What?

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Tuber simulators becoming relevant

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No, no, don't leave

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No please, sponsor eagle. Please do something!

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Yes, yeah!

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Aahh...

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This game is still relevant, god damnit!