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You Slave You Lose

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*clap clap*

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You Slav You Lose

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Youtube's favourite show everybody

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No more you india you lose

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You India you win

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But you Slav you lose

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You know why? cause

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At least slavs can take a joke[VODKA]

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WHY is he walking like that

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Because he's drunk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Come on Pюdepie

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PPPFFFFFTTTTTT

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Like everyone in Россия

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Alcoholism, [al ka lism?]  it's a problem

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WWWWOOOOOOOWWWWWWW

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You know I actually met a lot of fans

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Who come up to me like

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I'm slav you know, I lose

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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It's okay, it's just a joke

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Dont worry about it

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it's just a joke

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Remember to buy the merch *CYKA BLYAT*

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LET'S just jump into it

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I'm excited

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It's been a long time.

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This is from r/ANormalDayInRussia

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[Background music]

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Why is he just standing there?

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Oh?

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*chuckle*

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oh..

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what is happening?

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*laughing*

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Many questions, I have many questions

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First off,

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Why is that horse carriage connected to a car?

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Second off...

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Why is that man standing in the road?!

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Third of all...

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HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!

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*Reading comment*

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You Slav *clap*

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You LOSE  *clap*

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It's not just indian

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That has a

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deeper profound

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skill of

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Expressing their emotions and love

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EEEEHHHHHHH

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Russians also have a very romantic way to

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GET IT ON

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Kristina Gimme a BJ...

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This really warms my heart

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I must say.

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A normal day in Russia everyone.

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In other countries, they'll have a dog as a friend.

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Why have a dog when

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you can have a bear?

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You'll never be depressed again!

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AAAWWEEEE

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This is so ... Sweet.

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You slav you win? ლ(╹◡╹ლ)

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Just another day in russia

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(heh heh)

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What is happening?

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*sighs*

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Silly russians!

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There's no groceries there

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Ugh

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S.M.H.

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*Desperate attempt at trying not to get demonetized*

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MOVING ON

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You EH you slav you lose

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Everyone

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*Wind in terrible phone mic*

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A normal Lovely bike ride!

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WOW

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dat's nice

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RUSSIAN AND ENGLISH AT THE SAME TIME 
(*russian startled swearings)
"Blyat dafuq youre doing BLYAT"

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((*note from a russian translator)) 
"BLYAT YOP TVOYU MAT' BLYAT WHO FCKING DOES THAT"

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"HOW?!"

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What?

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*chuckles* What?

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I'm Sorry

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I'm gonna have to ask for an explanation of

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what the heck was going on there.

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Did he grade that girls test...

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... by drilling it with a drill?

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*struggling to understand the slav culture*

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Just anotha day in Russia!

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SLAV

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REVIEW

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Just anotha day in Russia!

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Thats honestly really cute

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Russian cats everybody

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Is that real?

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(Sure why not pewds they can be if you want)

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Are they actually squatting?

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The slavs have taken feline form.

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Very Niiice

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Just dress those cats up in addidas...

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And you're good to go.

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(russian surprised swearing)

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OMG

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He's gonna hurt someone.

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OMG x2

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Turn off the thing please.

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You're gonna cut someone.

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(Chuckling:)  Jesus Christ.

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OMG ver. 3.0

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He got 'em!

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He got 'em! x2

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Just a normal day in Russia!

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OH JESUS CHRIST.

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OH. MY. GAWD.

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JUST A NORMAL DAY IN RUSSIA EVERYONE!

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Look at that guy!

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Oh my GOD

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Ah jeez.

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Just.

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Just..

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Just...

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And it's a whamen.

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Is anyone surprised?

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*Desperate attempt to not get demonetized again*

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Anyone remember the Cold War?

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Never forghetti.

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Get ready Dmitry

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pew

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pew pew

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pew pew pew

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WHOAAA(pew pew)AAAAAA!

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OMG

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DMITRY!

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That's innovation

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right there

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That takes skill and cunningness

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Whatever that means...

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in russian: "Honestly, i really think, I hope

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Headphones down in 3

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Headphones down in 2

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Headphones down in 1

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*BIG CRASH*

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Jesus.

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oh my god

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What is that?

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Okay?

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((russian hysterical laughter))

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HOW ARE THEY LAUGHING?!

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(More turkey laughs)

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Your kitchen

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IS ON FIRE!!!

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Jesus Christ

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I  d...

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GodDamned (byets?)

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God Damn

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Cursed Footwear

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AIDS!

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AIDS MY FAVORITE BRAND (me too pewds!)

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Dude uhh.

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WHAT ARE THOSE?

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Just rockin' those AIDS man!

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What can I say?

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Dude! Are those the latest AIDS?

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God Damn they look sick

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They look FIRE.

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RUSSIAN

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GAMER

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CHAIR.

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Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

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BUT CAN IT DO THIS?

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I don't... I don't think so.

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Russians

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Try again.

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This is why you need to pay $399

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BLYAT TVOYU SUKA

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How did this happen?

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How do you get in this situation?
((in russian: GET OUT OF THERE))

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((GET OUT OF THERE ALREADY BLYAT))

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Oh Gawd x2

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Oh Gawd x3

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Oh Gawd x4

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Oh Gawd x5

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OK

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Everyone made it safe

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Everyone made it out safe

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ok

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ALRIGHT

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G R E A T

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Jesus Christ

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How is anyone alive?

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Russians are you okay?
((note from russian translator: (｡•́︿•̀｡) ))

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What is that?

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What is that? x2

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in russian: Well, this is nice

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Did they replace a wheel with a log?

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Improvise!

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Adapt

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Overcome

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Hey look!

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It's another log replacement!

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(HIT THE BRAKES!)

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((astonished russian swearing))

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You know what, as dangerous and

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life-threatening as it seems to be

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AT LEAST they're having fun, you know

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"Russia is just big multiplayer game... with crazy mode"

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"I saw lots of cars, but not the same number of wheels"

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*explains how to make a cebab-maker thingy

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((not gonna translate all of THAT))

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((learn russian losers))

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Oh wait you can use drills for actual

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actual other things??

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I have no idea what this is gonna be

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AHH Lemon Coke!

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At's the best!

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Ok, you can't combine...

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Aright, Russia, now you've gone too far

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You CANNot combine Pepsi and Cola

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EVEryone knows

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THAT is stepping too far ok

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You can shoot each other
((wat we don't do that))

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You can be drunk at work
((that's more like it))

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But god dammit

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What is this

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So you put the thing

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And then he

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puts some bottle

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to press it out

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OH. MY.

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OH MY

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GOD

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OH MY GOD

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HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT ELON MUSK

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That is AMAZING

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Russia is changing the game 
((u bet we are))

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This is what I'm talking about

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They innovate.

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They improvise.

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They adapt.

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And they overcome.

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what's happenning

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OHOHOh my God

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((Russian: literally can not even))

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Ooh that's great

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Oh the whole car is tilting

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You can't tell if this is
sad or hillarious

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I don't

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I got so many conflicting emotions while watching this

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in russian: "Look, it's an actual cat getting out"

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HEY

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They have furries in Russia

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I didn't know

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Who woulda thought

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You lost some ??? today, Russia

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I'm sorry 
((But you seemed so excited at first))

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"Come on!"

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No STOP just STOP

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STOP USING IT
((Come on Felix))

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STOP
((Man up))

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STOOP

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Please STOP
(but thas how we fish! how u gonna fish when its -45C?)

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Ah Jesus Christ

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"I'm not gonna feed you out of my hands, eat it like that"

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"Here, eat it"

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"BiTch"
(lmao)

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"Well, thats how have it here"

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I was gonna say, in Sweden a lot of times we joke that

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to foreigners we just have polar bears everywhere and we ride them to work

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But in Russia

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It seems like it's actually the case

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(no we do not ride bears)

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(we just have them as pets))

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(not gonna translate none of that too)

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(alright a lil bit)
OPA (russian TADA)

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"And thats how you put out THE FIRE IN YOUR SOUL!

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Wait, as that VODKA?
(duh)

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Oh it's VODKA

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Jesus Christ!

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Russia, STOP tryna hide vodka in everything

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It's a fire

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Quick, let's put it out

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By pouring ALCOHOL o n it

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Fantastic

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WHERE ARE ALL THE WHEELS IN THIS COUNTRY

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WHERE ARE ALL THE WHEEHAHALS

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"Hey, brudda"
Oh gah it's, oh yeah I've seen

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"Brother"

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"Wake up brut"

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"Hey brut"

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Aww, depressed pigeon

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"This is so sad"
(Alisa play Деспасито)

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I hope you guys enjoyed this episode of 
"Another day in Russia" everyone

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U slav u lose, whatever it was

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I hope you had fun

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If you did

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Smash like, it will help out the channel, I very much appriciate it

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It helps me a lot, as well

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To push through

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So I can watch more funny videos, for you guys

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I know, it's tough work

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Goodbye
(bye, Felix, love u from Russia <3)