WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.740 Guys I don't know how to say this? 00:00:03.440 --> 00:00:08.620 Why am I in a r-room with no furniture or barely anything? 00:00:08.620 --> 00:00:10.620 Where is the poster? 00:00:10.620 --> 00:00:12.620 Where is the closet? 00:00:12.620 --> 00:00:15.820 Where is the beautiful collection of gundam. 00:00:15.820 --> 00:00:16.740 I know!! 00:00:16.740 --> 00:00:17.500 (internally sad voice) I know! 00:00:17.500 --> 00:00:19.500 Marzia kicked me out! 00:00:19.500 --> 00:00:21.500 That's right. (laughs quietly in background) 00:00:21.500 --> 00:00:25.540 (sad music accompanied with REAL crying) 00:00:25.540 --> 00:00:37.120 (Slow and sad black and white intro to LWIAY that will probably be replaced) 00:00:37.120 --> 00:00:39.380 atataata I am kidding! (psych!) I am joking! 00:00:39.380 --> 00:00:41.580 (pewds)Marzia we are still fine, right? 00:00:41.580 --> 00:00:42.920 (Marzia shouts from far) YES! 00:00:42.920 --> 00:00:46.000 That's not edited in audio. She's actually there, I promise. 00:00:46.160 --> 00:00:48.000 And.. We have a new intro! 00:00:48.000 --> 00:00:51.520 I've seen this one before it's the top rated one of all time 00:00:51.520 --> 00:00:54.520 Come on this has to be the new intro let's look at this 00:01:01.680 --> 00:01:04.380 someone put a lot of effort into this 00:01:07.000 --> 00:01:07.640 YESSSSSS 00:01:17.900 --> 00:01:20.700 (CLAPS) 00:01:20.700 --> 00:01:26.680 It's beautiful and unoriginal at the same time, just the way I like it, very nice 00:01:26.680 --> 00:01:30.180 Anusdindon you did good, well done 00:01:30.180 --> 00:01:33.320 Should we keep that as an intro? Let me know(x2), I like it 00:01:33.320 --> 00:01:36.960 I think it's cool we should definitely use-okay great 00:01:36.960 --> 00:01:37.460 (Internal screams of pain) 00:01:40.360 --> 00:01:44.540 This better make it into LWIAY ohh okay in-title memer 00:01:45.360 --> 00:01:46.540 (unintelligible noise) 00:01:50.760 --> 00:01:52.420 bUt caN yOu dO tHiS? 00:01:55.900 --> 00:01:57.660 Only 399!!!! 00:01:57.660 --> 00:01:58.740 Hmmmm what just happened? 00:01:58.740 --> 00:02:01.780 I don't know, I really don't knowww (laughing) 00:02:01.780 --> 00:02:06.700 WSJ headline: Famous Youtuber "Creator", Pewdiepie, mercilessly attacks endangered frog species 00:02:06.700 --> 00:02:08.700 Why would I attack my own species? 00:02:08.700 --> 00:02:10.700 It's not like my own pet died 00:02:11.700 --> 00:02:14.700 Really, really solid editing here 00:02:14.700 --> 00:02:15.700 You can barely tell 00:02:15.700 --> 00:02:17.700 that that's photo-imposed 00:02:17.700 --> 00:02:19.700 that's almost as good as 00:02:19.700 --> 00:02:22.700 the mustache of Superman incredible, well done 00:02:22.700 --> 00:02:23.700 OOPSIEEE! 00:02:23.700 --> 00:02:26.700 Ten jokes that went too far 00:02:26.700 --> 00:02:27.700 Logan Paul's birth 00:02:27.700 --> 00:02:30.700 Wait he's 95? Damn, okay well 00:02:30.700 --> 00:02:33.900 This explains a lot (laughs) 00:02:33.900 --> 00:02:37.080 Up vote if you want pews to do a whole 10 minute video of him 00:02:37.080 --> 00:02:39.460 just clapping and saying "meme review" 00:02:39.480 --> 00:02:41.220 Yeah I'm sure you guys would love that 00:02:41.220 --> 00:02:44.600 It's ehhh I'll do these *oof* post videos every once 00:02:44.600 --> 00:02:46.600 in a while and all the comments are just like: 00:02:46.600 --> 00:02:47.600 (mimicking) I don't get it 00:02:47.600 --> 00:02:50.600 Why is he just clapping? I don't get it 00:02:50.600 --> 00:02:52.600 IT'S WHAT YOU WANTED! 00:02:52.600 --> 00:02:54.600 stupid idiots! 00:02:55.600 --> 00:02:57.600 bunch of morons, you're a bunch of dummy. 00:02:57.600 --> 00:02:59.600 dummy - bummy - bum - bum pants. 00:02:59.600 --> 00:03:01.600 that's right, on the pewdipie channel. 00:03:01.600 --> 00:03:03.600 I call you guys out now (uh oh) 00:03:03.600 --> 00:03:05.000 I fight back! 00:03:05.600 --> 00:03:07.600 If you're - damn this lens is so cool 00:03:07.600 --> 00:03:09.600 I can go so close! hah? 00:03:09.600 --> 00:03:11.600 I can fight you back - ow *hurt* 00:03:14.100 --> 00:03:15.600 eeeaagh 00:03:15.600 --> 00:03:16.300 You're on fire 00:03:16.300 --> 00:03:17.060 hahahaha 00:03:17.140 --> 00:03:20.420 This is what happens when you don't have internet 00:03:20.420 --> 00:03:23.560 realizes he has the shittiest internet in the world 00:03:23.600 --> 00:03:25.600 ORLY? 00:03:25.600 --> 00:03:28.600 Oh really do I really have the *oof* internet 00:03:28.600 --> 00:03:30.600 hey look at that! looks like 00:03:30.600 --> 00:03:34.600 someone isn't having *oof* internet any more! (laughs) 00:03:34.600 --> 00:03:36.600 (laughs louder) 00:03:37.600 --> 00:03:40.600 ahh, just have to move countries guys, that's all. 00:03:40.600 --> 00:03:42.600 you have to do to get good internet. 00:03:42.600 --> 00:03:44.600 I can't believe people don't realise this. 00:03:44.640 --> 00:03:46.000 When you're alive 00:03:46.140 --> 00:03:47.460 When you're dead 00:03:47.780 --> 00:03:52.460 When pewdiepie starts asking if we have time for bonus meme 00:03:52.600 --> 00:03:53.600 It's so sad 00:03:53.600 --> 00:03:56.000 we never really have time for bonus meme. 00:03:56.000 --> 00:03:58.000 I try my best to make sure. 00:03:58.000 --> 00:04:00.000 I'm getting real sick of recording. 00:04:00.000 --> 00:04:01.000 bonus memes and it doesn't end up in the. 00:04:01.000 --> 00:04:02.500 damn bo- (laughs) -nus meme 00:04:02.500 --> 00:04:04.500 I'm not the one that controls! 00:04:04.500 --> 00:04:06.500 It's Brad and Sike alright? so really 00:04:06.500 --> 00:04:09.000 If you guys want bonus memes so badly 00:04:09.000 --> 00:04:12.000 I think you gonna have to mooch upto them and not me 00:04:15.000 --> 00:04:16.000 That's right everybody 00:04:16.000 --> 00:04:17.000 Way better 00:04:17.000 --> 00:04:18.000 (mimicking) Hey Pewdie, you didn't 00:04:18.000 --> 00:04:20.000 understand what capitalism and 00:04:20.000 --> 00:04:22.000 communism is okay? 00:04:22.000 --> 00:04:23.500 *clap clap clap* 00:04:23.500 --> 00:04:26.000 Just 'cuz money goes to everyone else 00:04:26.000 --> 00:04:29.000 doesn't mean it's communism! (stares) 00:04:29.000 --> 00:04:30.500 I'm Swedish okay? 00:04:30.500 --> 00:04:32.000 I know all about it 00:04:34.000 --> 00:04:35.000 Woah! 00:04:37.000 --> 00:04:39.000 Please send it to me 00:04:39.000 --> 00:04:41.000 I miss him so much :'( 00:04:41.000 --> 00:04:43.000 Look at the logo, that's 10/10 👌 00:04:43.000 --> 00:04:45.000 I can't (laughs) 00:04:47.000 --> 00:04:48.000 Uh huh, okay 00:04:51.000 --> 00:04:55.000 Oh wow! It can spin around, but can it... 00:04:55.000 --> 00:04:57.000 (in video)"...do this!" 00:04:57.000 --> 00:05:00.000 wow! incredible! (claps) 00:05:00.500 --> 00:05:03.800 Science, this is top science stuff 00:05:03.800 --> 00:05:06.000 Elon Musk will be impressed I'm sure 00:05:06.000 --> 00:05:08.800 Well done, that's honestly pretty cool (laughs) 00:05:08.800 --> 00:05:10.800 I like this new direction 00:05:10.800 --> 00:05:12.200 (laughs) 00:05:12.200 --> 00:05:13.800 I-I don't know why but 00:05:13.800 --> 00:05:15.800 just for now communist memes 00:05:15.800 --> 00:05:17.800 are just fine i-it's like 00:05:17.800 --> 00:05:19.800 a meme that we can enjoy until the media 00:05:19.800 --> 00:05:21.800 ruins yet another meme! 00:05:21.800 --> 00:05:23.200 BUT FOR NOW IT'S GREAT 👍 00:05:27.700 --> 00:05:29.000 (claps) 00:05:29.000 --> 00:05:31.000 Yeah, LWIAY is the only video I have 00:05:31.000 --> 00:05:33.000 that actually is fine, every 00:05:33.000 --> 00:05:34.800 week it's fine, guess that 00:05:34.800 --> 00:05:38.400 means you all post pussy ass memes? ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) 00:05:38.400 --> 00:05:40.720 "Does Marzia kow about this?? So sad.." 00:05:40.720 --> 00:05:41.840 *Typing noises* 00:05:42.100 --> 00:05:43.420 *In depressing voice* This is so sad.. 00:05:43.640 --> 00:05:44.540 boob.. 00:05:44.960 --> 00:05:45.800 book.. 00:05:45.800 --> 00:05:49.480 (Past Pewds) For every boob I see I'll look at two hundred books 00:05:49.480 --> 00:05:51.020 *m o r e typing noises* 00:05:51.060 --> 00:05:54.340 (past pewds again) Its really weird, i don't think ive ever read this much in my entire life 00:05:54.340 --> 00:05:56.200 It just sort of happened, and ive been loving it 00:05:56.200 --> 00:05:57.320 (laughs) 00:05:57.320 --> 00:06:01.740 Thats pretty good research. this is almost better than WSJ man. well donE 00:06:01.740 --> 00:06:04.040 pewds finally made it to YOUTUBE GAMING 00:06:04.040 --> 00:06:05.240 *laughs* 00:06:05.240 --> 00:06:06.840 Is that true? I gotta check this. 00:06:06.840 --> 00:06:08.840 Nope. Its still Ali-A 00:06:08.840 --> 00:06:13.880 WHEREAMI? WHERE? WHERE AM I 00:06:13.880 --> 00:06:16.640 YoU FriCkeN FriCkS *autism* 00:06:16.640 --> 00:06:19.080 Ok. Alright, Lets see what Ali-A is doing now. 00:06:19.080 --> 00:06:21.080 "the real life dance fortnite challenge" 00:06:21.080 --> 00:06:24.280 oH how man- H-How good for him, look at all these midrolls. 00:06:24.280 --> 00:06:28.020 gOOd for you- good i just- one, two, three, four 00:06:28.020 --> 00:06:31.780 Five, Six, Seven. jUst SeveN oF tHem. 00:06:31.780 --> 00:06:35.060 Thats great. good for you Ali-A. Good- Good for you 00:06:35.060 --> 00:06:37.320 How many midrolls do I get in my videos? 00:06:37.980 --> 00:06:39.060 z e r o 00:06:39.060 --> 00:06:41.360 As many times as I die in Video games. (keep telling yourself that) 00:06:41.940 --> 00:06:43.260 w h y. why 00:06:43.260 --> 00:06:45.260 Is it because i say vaganna? 00:06:45.260 --> 00:06:46.760 I need answers 00:06:46.760 --> 00:06:49.480 * c a n c e r* 00:06:49.480 --> 00:06:51.480 LEG day. have you heard about it? 00:06:51.480 --> 00:06:53.740 AYYYYHEYHEY AY 00:06:53.740 --> 00:06:55.740 SEE THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE MIDROLLS 00:06:56.580 --> 00:06:58.000 God damn it man.. 00:06:58.000 --> 00:06:59.740 I went to Iceland for you pewds 00:06:59.740 --> 00:07:02.680 wOw were at the same part *laughs* 00:07:02.680 --> 00:07:05.200 Couldn't he have picked an actual monument that i went to 00:07:05.200 --> 00:07:07.720 instead of this random set of houses 00:07:07.720 --> 00:07:09.040 *burps* (ew) 00:07:09.040 --> 00:07:11.160 Wheres the beard then huh? mMMM 00:07:11.160 --> 00:07:13.160 *Its on the screen already* 00:07:14.200 --> 00:07:16.200 So hows your day? 00:07:17.080 --> 00:07:19.080 What am i kidding I dont care 00:07:20.120 --> 00:07:22.460 Just kidding I care too much. I think i should go see a therapist 00:07:22.460 --> 00:07:23.380 *back to pewds* *Laughs* 00:07:23.380 --> 00:07:25.380 That relief. Thats right. 00:07:25.380 --> 00:07:27.380 Don't worry guys I will never play fortnite. 00:07:27.380 --> 00:07:31.640 And its not like i played it before it was even out because i got an early copy 00:07:35.040 --> 00:07:39.100 But now for some reason I'm just being a complete dick about it *laughs* 00:07:39.340 --> 00:07:41.300 Hmmmmmmmm *laughs* 00:07:41.300 --> 00:07:43.380 HMMMMMMMM *more laughing* 00:07:43.380 --> 00:07:44.280 Granna! 00:07:44.280 --> 00:07:46.700 Look at this AntMan2122 00:07:46.700 --> 00:07:53.000 Reposting memes from Granna, Pathetic! I mean I'm proud this is how it's done 00:07:53.880 --> 00:07:58.100 You don't post memes in the Pewdiepie subreddit, You steal memes 00:07:58.820 --> 00:07:59.860 This is all theft *clicky boi* 00:08:00.180 --> 00:08:01.460 What the F was that 00:08:02.000 --> 00:08:03.760 *TURNS INTO ANGRY PEWDS* CAUSE HE GRABBED ME! 00:08:03.760 --> 00:08:06.380 WE WERE GOING FOR A HIGH FIVE! AND HE GRABBED ME! 00:08:06.380 --> 00:08:10.020 GUYS STOP PUTTING EXAMPLE OF ME NOT DOING HIGH FIVES! 00:08:10.020 --> 00:08:13.100 *normal pewds again* Or handshakes okay I know how to do it I swear to god*you shouldn't do that pewds* 00:08:13.100 --> 00:08:17.840 If you ever meet me *self high five* perfect! Here's the thing CONAN! 00:08:17.840 --> 00:08:23.000 He went for a handskake doin a high five but you don't grab meet air who grabs meet air? 00:08:23.000 --> 00:08:25.060 Ethan! What's wrong with you goddamnit 00:08:25.660 --> 00:08:27.960 Why is this my legacy? *laughs* 00:08:27.960 --> 00:08:34.080 Oh my god, Damn I got an ad on my videos WOW! 00:08:34.080 --> 00:08:41.800 Incredible! and I look so good! I have to blend my ads with my content now It's the only way to do it 00:08:41.800 --> 00:08:46.880 Last week my drawing didn't make it into LIWAY I'm trying one more time thanks for the support fellas 00:08:46.880 --> 00:08:51.320 I actually reacted to this! so that means Brad or Sike cut it out! 00:08:51.320 --> 00:08:56.040 Didn't mean I liked it but they didn't! That's right everybody*laughs* 00:08:56.040 --> 00:09:01.420 I made a picture of crying Pewdiepie out of demonetization signs 00:09:01.420 --> 00:09:05.940 *Mad Pewds* 00:09:06.640 --> 00:09:09.740 Can you stop! why am I wearing these? *laughs* 00:09:09.740 --> 00:09:11.300 *laughs* 00:09:20.620 --> 00:09:31.100 It wasn't intentional okay alright it's the only branding on it for so long okay please guys please download the like app please so more brands will like me please 00:09:31.100 --> 00:09:37.620 I draw and turn people into demons*das scarwey!* so I made one for Felix too it's almost.... like you can't tell the difference 00:09:37.620 --> 00:09:41.820 Zero Deaths! That's really cool it reminds of the Death Stranding poster 00:09:42.080 --> 00:09:45.040 *High Pitch Voice*"Thank you Namaste that looks very nice" 00:09:45.040 --> 00:09:52.040 Well*X3* What is this how did we get mods in this subreddit? I did not mod anyone 00:09:52.040 --> 00:09:58.920 Feel free to post whatever you want *yay!* okay there's no rules on the Pewdiepie Subreddit make sure you post your memes in down the below 00:09:58.920 --> 00:10:08.960 uuuuh really good memes this week *claps*good job (X2) you got uh plus this week you got a plus everybody what are you gonna do with that? 00:10:08.960 --> 00:10:11.560 What are you gonna do with that huh? such clapping much noise 00:10:11.560 --> 00:10:19.040 Alright so I'm in Japan I'm gonna stay here for a month umm I'm gonna try to make videos will I'm still here the setup is still in progress 00:10:19.360 --> 00:10:29.520 So it's kinda messy but hopefully this will it'll be alright anyway I know it's not the same but uhhmm yeah thumbs up this video 00:10:29.520 --> 00:10:34.900 And as always BrooOOFIS- AAAH AH 00:10:36.600 --> 00:10:40.080 Does it look like the mic is coming out of me?