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Meme

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Meme Review

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first of all

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before we begin this episode

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everyone

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Hit a fat 'F' in the chat :)

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If I don't see F's in the chat

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I'm banning all of you.

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This guy passed away.

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Rest in peace, this guy.

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The guy that delivered us the best cry of all time

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has passed away.

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sOmEwHeRe dEeP dOwN iN mY hEaRt

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I still LOVE you!

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(Rest in peace, legend.)

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Damn it!

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Why?!

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Has anyone put him on the heaven meme collection-

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death- meme- person

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That's all I need to know

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because if NO ONE'S done it

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then SOMEONE has to do it.

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If this episode of meme review

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couldn't start off with a BAD NEWS already

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I got MORE terrible news for you.

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what the FRICK?!

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Rest in peace, Shaggy!

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Oh, you think this is funny, Mortal Games?

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I will-

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[REDACTED]

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-Mortal games...

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aH-

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The response (wtf are you doing felix?)

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was- shut down fans, saying

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Oh, dead meme?

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No one calls Shaggy a dead meme

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until I call Shaggy a d e a d meme...

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..which I technically did two episodes ago.

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WHATEVER!

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Look how EPIC this would have been!

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Alright, fine.

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Shaggy's not in Mortal Kombat 10

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Well what about

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my man

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Scooby Doo?

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Speaking of dead memes

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uh, 21 Savage memes.

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Yeah, they were funny for like, half a day.

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But we 👏 MUST 👏 REVIEW them.

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It is my duty. (hahaha doody)

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Ohhh yeah, what does U.S. immigration know about anything?

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but then, suddenly, it just HIT us.

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Of course, the hints have been there all along.

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You noticed how he's always had that white little

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scoopy bowl?

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And I'm always like-

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"What is in that white little scoopy bowl?"

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T E A 🍵

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He's been drinking tea in front of us all along.

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21 Savage is an ACTUAL savage.

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I hurt (?) late nights, I jus C R Y.

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By the way, 21,

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uh- when you come to UK

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uh- oh wait, he'll be in the same country as me..

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21 SAVAGE MEMES ARE TERRIBLE.

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STOP making fun of it.

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Damn!

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I-i think I prefer the British version.

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God damn, 21 Savage

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I think I saw on Twitter

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someone put the- I couldn't find the

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I couldn't find the context but it was like

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21 Savage flying back to UK

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and it was supposed to be really sad

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and he's sitting there in his private jet

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and he's like

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I think he'll be alright.

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I just have this feeling that he will be okay, alright?

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People get deported- constantly.

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Don't care.

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Multi-millionaire rapper gets deported

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THIS IS THE SADDEST THING!

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You know, if I get deported from Sweden

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I'd be like, "Oh, [REDACTED] yeah!"

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Y'all can suck it, alright?

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Now my question is,

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Where does he pay taxes?

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Has he been paying them in UK?

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This whole time?

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Like how- how- why did it take so long

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to figure out that this man is British.

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And if so, like

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Amer- he's making a lot of money

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surely, you could just benefit from taking his money, like..

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If I was a British governor,

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I'm like, "Yeah, [REDACTED] it. Free money."

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"Here, come here. We'll take your tax money, thank you."

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👏 He was 👏 dropping 👏 hints all along.

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It was almost like he WANTED to get caught.

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Listen to this dude.

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I feel 𝓿𝓲𝓫𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓽.

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𝓔𝓵𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓽.

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𝓔𝔁𝓺𝓾𝓲𝓼𝓲𝓽𝓮.

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I'd probably wear this jacket

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on my way to have tea

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and crumpets

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on a 𝓫𝓮𝓪𝓾𝓽𝓲𝓯𝓾𝓵 Monday morning.

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This mother fricker...

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This mother fricker!

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How could he?!

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Honestly, the best part of this whole thing is just

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I already talked about it,

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but the fact that Demi Lovato

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actually QUIT her Twitter

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because she made fun of 21 Savage.

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Black twitter just WASN'T having it.

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How could you, Demi Lovato?

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How could you?

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And Iwawa just wanna say,

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Demi Lovato..

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Feel free to come on Meme Review

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👏 any 👏 time.

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I see that you are a fellow memester.

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I think, for you to host Meme Review,

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would be excellent.

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You can review any memes.

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👏 21 👏 Savage

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gets a 21 meme.

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Good rating, that's not bad.

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Honestly, he should be proud.

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I would get deported for a 21 rating on Meme Review.

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but that's just my opinion

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which I'm not supposed to have.

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Everyone, lEt's move on to the 👏 next-

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Anti-vax memes.

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wOw!

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Are you guys vaccinated?

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Achoo!

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Oh- guess now you're dead.

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I just summarized every anti-vaxx meme ever.

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This is why all my fans are 9-year-olds

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because they d i e when they become 10.

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Well that's a bit...on the nose, isn't it?

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Well I guess I'm going on veteran difficulty.

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You know what, it CAN be done.

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Has anyone-

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Has anyone made it to 50 anti-vax?

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and going,

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I MADE IT! I PULLED THROUGH!

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It wasn't easy, but at least I don't have autism.

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I think I read in a book recently-

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Yes, that's right everyone. I read.

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wh- I don't know what to tell you guys.

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but basically, the showed a graph of the diseases.

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I don't know which disease it was

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but we COMPLETELY eradicated it

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and then it comes to 2017, and then

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b o o p!

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All of a sudden just appears out of nowhere!

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Thank you, anti-vaccinators!

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for just bringing back eradicated diseases.

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Well done! You did it.

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Thank you for losing progression of humanity.

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Yeah, I got rabies!

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But at least I don't have autism!

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So what if I have tuberculosis?

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At least I am not of the autism spectrum! (what)

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The 👏 anti 👏 vaxx meme

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gets a...

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...syringe.

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Okay, are you listening?

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👏 NEXT 👏 MEME everybody!

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You're at the airport

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you're quenched for thirst (?)

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You know you have a long trip ahead of you

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so you pack all the necessities.

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You pack your snacks.

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You pack your clothes.

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and you pack a bottle of water

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in case you get thirsty.

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And then you hit-

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And then you hit security

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and you realize, oh my got.

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They're gonna take my water!

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Not my water! Please!

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It's to much water just to chug it all down.

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And that will mean you just have to pee on the airplane.

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So instead, you have to let them take it.

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You have to let the guards confiscate

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your precious life water juice.

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Why does the guards at the airport

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hate water so much?

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What is inside this water

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that they are doing with it?

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Airport security --> look at water

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No.

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It's a dynamite, okay?

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Don't bring your dynamite fuel into MY airplane.

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Thank you very much.

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Can't they just...do like a test?

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Anyone could tell if something's water, right?

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Why do they hate water so much?!

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oH! Because you can make bombs out of water.

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Oh yeah?

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Then why don't the leak blow up then?

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Huh?

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Answer that one! Riddle me this!

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Literally everyone has to jump out.

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I did that once, it was super embarrassing.

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Here's my theory. (oh boy)

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They take our water, so we have to buy it in the airplane.

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So they could make extra money on water

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Have you ever noticed how much expensive water is on airplanes?

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Okay, I'm onto your tricks, airport security guards.

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First they take our water,

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and then they take our freedom.

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next tiME

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the airport security takes your water, you tell 'em,

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Oh yeah?

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Then you should take 60% of yourself

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because 60% of your body is water.

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And then you should bring out your katanas

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and go:

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(i dont know how to caption this wtf felix)

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おまえ わ もう

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(the diseases as they kill all the anti-vaxx kids)

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Ah, it hurts!

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It just hurts every time.

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Why?!

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Why, airport security-san, why?

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Just don't take my water, please!

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Just- you can have the assault rifle.

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Airport security meme... 👏 👏

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It gets 4 water bottles.

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Which I will save for my next trip.

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👏 NEXT 👏 MEME

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If this video gets 5,000 likes

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Elon Musk will travel to Mars

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and do meme review from Mars.

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The time has not come yet

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but you know whose time has come?

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The turtle from Madagascar 5.

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Jesus Christ, these are so f--in bad.

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Gosh- fuckin'- god damn it.

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Well everyone,

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minasan

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that was it for mem review.

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👏

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👏!

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Hope you guys enjoyed this episode

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PlEaSe, pLeAsE, hope you guys enjoyed.

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I really tried, I really tried.

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We cannot have Musk this episode.

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Thank you for watching, however.

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And also,

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remember to smile more,

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drink more,

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and have healthy life.

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and as always..

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AD FELIX: You want pyramids?

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We got 'em!

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Oh, you're into castles huh?

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We got you covered, baby!

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You want some P E T S ? !

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E A S Y!

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We!

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Got it!

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All!

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This game is STILL relevant, god damn it!