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T-series 我不喜欢你

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没有个人原因，小孩

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但我必须全力以赴

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就这一次

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奶子和鲍鲍？!今天选哪个？!

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T-series给我退下

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老子倒的是真相的茶

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你一心想要抢走我第一的宝座

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但是“你印度你就输了”所以你根本没赢

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当我和你战胜后 我们就分道扬镳

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这场战争才刚开始 我测评你时【啪啪】你就滚 因为你是零分

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所以来吧Tseries

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想要整点八卦？

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来，那我就给喂你吃婊子千层面

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婊子千层面

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婊子千层面

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T-series不过是个婊子千层面

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婊子千层面

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婊子千层面

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快看T-Series 哭着要找妈妈

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婊子千层面

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婊子千层面

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T-series不过是个婊子千层面

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婊子千层面

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婊子千层面

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T-series刚刚吓得都屁滚尿流了

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谁特么是“奶子” 为啥你想亲他？

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【呕】

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就凭你这黑魔法师能打倒我这青眼白龙？

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[woo]

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你有着全世界五分之一的人口

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但我有全世界的九岁熊孩，你别吓出的屎

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【woo】

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Motu Patlu到底是TM什么鬼

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你们的语言像是从模糊说唱界来的

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no papa no papa yes papa johnny

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所以现在我们要举办一个派对，吃下这些糖果

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和婊子千层面

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婊子千层面

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看看T-series，只会哭着要找妈妈

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婊子千层面

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婊子千层面

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T-series只是个婊子千层面

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婊子千层面

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婊子千层面

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快看，T-Series刚刚尿裤子啦

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婊子千层面

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婊子千层面

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T-series只是个婊子千层面

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你拥有13.2亿人口，

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但你频道的视频几乎没超过一百万播放

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刷订阅的机器人 ！