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我唔妥你，T-Series

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對事唔對人嘅，細路

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但係今鋪我一定要曬你冷

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就淨係呢一次

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波波定黑鮑？今日要食邊樣

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坐撚低啦，T-Series

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乖乖地聽我講事實

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你想做第一，仲諗住霸埋我個位？

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但你嚟自印度 就注定咗你會輸

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所以最好唔好以為你已經贏咗

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係我超越你嗰刻，你就肯定連渣都冇得剩

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事實係，呢場對決而家先啱啱開始

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等我為你評個靚分【啪啪啪】係零分嘅 慢走不送啦臭西

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喂！所以嚟吖T-Series，你係咪仲諗住搞大壇嘢

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好，咁我就整兜八婆千層麵俾你嘆下

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八婆千層麵

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八婆千層麵

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T-Series只不過係兜八婆千層麵

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八婆千層麵

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八婆千層麵

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睇下T-Series，佢地流哂馬尿咁走去搵佢地老母

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八婆千層麵

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八婆千層麵

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T-Series只不過係兜八婆千層麵

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八婆千層麵

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八婆千層麵

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T-Series啱啱瀨濕埋佢哋條睡褲

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到底邊撚個係Bob，點解你想錫佢？

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依~~ (核突)   (ಠ ∩ಠ)

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我堂堂青眼白龍（遊戲王）

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而你只係黑魔導士

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Oof!

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你個國家擁有世界五分之一嘅人口

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但係

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我擁有全球九歲嘅𡃁仔

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所以你咪嚇到瀨屎

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哎喲

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"Motu Patlu"？ （印度兒童卡通）

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你究竟係度噏乜撚嘢?

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你地啲話其實同啲鬼食泥嘅Rap無分別

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「冇呀爸爸　冇呀爸爸　係呀爸爸　Johnny」
 （Johnny Johny Yes Papa兒歌）

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同我隊晒啲砂糖

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跟住再嚟搞串個party

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整兜

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八婆千層麵

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八婆千層麵

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睇下T-Series，佢地流哂馬尿咁走去搵佢地老母

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八婆千層麵

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八婆千層麵

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T-Series只不過係兜八婆千層麵

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八婆千層麵

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八婆千層麵

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睇下T-Series，啱啱瀨濕埋佢哋條睡褲

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八婆千層麵

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八婆千層麵

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T-Series只不過係兜八婆千層麵

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你哋總共有成1.32億嘅人口

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但係

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你大多數片嘅點擊率，都唔超過100萬

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訂閱機器人

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