WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:06.399 --> 00:00:09.598 Edgar, this is a really tough video for me to make, 00:00:06.600 --> 00:00:07.120 Edgar.... 00:00:08.020 --> 00:00:10.020 This is a really tough video for me to make. 00:00:11.480 --> 00:00:12.260 *beep beep beep BEEP* 00:00:12.300 --> 00:00:14.380 *TACTICAL NUKE* 00:00:14.600 --> 00:00:17.260 So, I'm from Sweden, okay. You know it, not a secret. 00:00:17.820 --> 00:00:25.160 What does Swedes have the most of? Not high taxes, shut up! Good internet. GOOD INTERNET. 00:00:25.170 --> 00:00:26.680 Even as a poor 00:00:26.680 --> 00:00:28.680 swede living man, 00:00:29.080 --> 00:00:36.100 100/100 internet was the standard, god damn It. It wasn't something you had to fight for. It was your god-given 00:00:36.220 --> 00:00:40.440 right. Sorry, sorry I went too far I'm a christian channel. (You're a christian channel.) 00:00:41.240 --> 00:00:48.129 As you know, I don't live in Sweden anymore, for quite some time. And, I know what you're thinking. Oh, UK internet, 00:00:48.129 --> 00:00:52.440 that's not so bad. That's not like living in a third-world country, right? 00:00:53.080 --> 00:00:58.440 You're wrong. You're wrong. I was a fool. If you don't think it's that bad 00:00:58.450 --> 00:01:01.630 let me show you, let me show you my internet right now, okay? 00:01:02.480 --> 00:01:06.820 Okay, you want to see this. Do you think this is funny? Just wait until you see my upload. 00:01:07.850 --> 00:01:12.280 Oh my god. It's depressing. It's not even moving goddamn it. 00:01:13.760 --> 00:01:15.760 Oh, wow! 00:01:16.120 --> 00:01:16.860 *slams phone onto table* 00:01:17.560 --> 00:01:20.280 (mocking voice) But, Felix why don't you just change your ISP- ? 00:01:20.560 --> 00:01:23.280 Shut the hell, shut the hell up. You think I haven't tried 00:01:25.000 --> 00:01:26.880 I'm the biggest YouTuber. 00:01:27.580 --> 00:01:34.100 I deserve better internet, goddamn it. I'm better than this. Now you may have seen me rant about this in the past. 00:01:34.400 --> 00:01:38.100 That's because when me and Marzia first moved into UK, 00:01:38.109 --> 00:01:43.080 we lived in this flat. For some reason, in, in UK it takes two to three weeks to get your internet 00:01:43.160 --> 00:01:47.229 installed if you switch provider. The BT has to come in, they have to do- 00:01:47.229 --> 00:01:48.370 I don't know what they do. 00:01:48.370 --> 00:01:52.059 But they got to do what they got to do and they take two or three weeks to get there 00:01:52.060 --> 00:01:52.970 and if you miss your appointment 00:01:52.970 --> 00:01:57.740 you gotta wait another two to three weeks and so on and so forth. So, what I had to do back in 00:01:57.740 --> 00:02:03.300 2014 was that we didn't have any internet so I legit had to put the video on my laptop 00:02:03.380 --> 00:02:08.350 and then I would walk out trying to steal neighbor's Wi-Fi that had better internet because 00:02:08.570 --> 00:02:12.249 you, you take one road down and someone Waa-we have fiber here? 00:02:12.250 --> 00:02:17.139 But, no not here, who knows why. Set out to find neighbors that had unlocked Wi-Fi 00:02:17.140 --> 00:02:20.380 so I could upload the goddamn videos. I did this at like 4 a.m. 00:02:21.049 --> 00:02:24.999 Sometimes, I would come, I would come back home. I forgot my keys. 00:02:25.519 --> 00:02:29.199 I'd have to climb through a window not to wake up Marzia (aww). So, eventually 00:02:30.080 --> 00:02:37.779 you know YouTube money came and me and Marzia were like, "ok, enough.' Okay, enough. We're gonna move somewhere where they have amazing 00:02:38.510 --> 00:02:42.760 internet, that's impossible because I live in UK, but decent Internet. 00:02:42.829 --> 00:02:47.559 And. we did. We did move there. We had great internet and everything was peaceful. 00:02:48.260 --> 00:02:50.030 Everything was nice...(but not for long...-__-) 00:02:50.030 --> 00:02:55.720 The world was finally in harmony. Then, why am I back here, Felix? Why are you back here with the shit internet? 00:02:55.720 --> 00:02:57.909 *Pewds going insane* Just go back there and stop complaining like a son-of-a-bitch. 00:02:58.510 --> 00:03:01.569 It's a long story, okay? I'm trying to tell you the story. 00:03:01.569 --> 00:03:06.548 Well, I used to have an office when I was working with Disney and they were willing to transfer that lease to me. 00:03:07.489 --> 00:03:12.548 But, it was a three-year lease, which would have cost me one hundred and thirteen thousand pounds 00:03:12.549 --> 00:03:17.169 and I'm like ah I don't really feel like paying that when I can just stay here for free. 00:03:17.349 --> 00:03:23.768 I just need one shitty room that I can record from. I don't need this giant office. It really doesn't make any sense. 00:03:24.069 --> 00:03:24.970 (mocking voice) Oh, well if you're so cheap- 00:03:24.970 --> 00:03:29.919 Oh, yeah, like you would pay that amount for internet? Would you, you think I should pay that amount for internet? 00:03:29.920 --> 00:03:33.129 Is that what you think? Good for you? Okay, not everyone is a MORON! 00:03:33.890 --> 00:03:35.890 (mocking voice) Pewds, you should just come to 00:03:36.590 --> 00:03:38.590 Portugal, because we have goodish- 00:03:38.590 --> 00:03:39.230 *chicka-chicka* 00:03:39.230 --> 00:03:42.099 You think I wouldn't go back to Sweden! Sorry, I need to calm down. 00:03:42.099 --> 00:03:45.009 Okay. Alright, so I had to pay a hundred and thirteen thousand pounds. 00:03:45.010 --> 00:03:50.289 I said no. You know what I'm gonna look into it. Maybe I can get good internet installed in this flat. 00:03:50.299 --> 00:03:55.358 Which is my office. And, I can't go back to the other flat because we're renovating that one right now. 00:03:55.359 --> 00:03:58.779 I forgot to tell you. All the floors are gone, all the walls are gone. 00:03:58.780 --> 00:04:04.329 I can't even, I can't even go back to my original house. We're staying here temporarily. I'm stranded here. (so he's basically homeless) 00:04:05.419 --> 00:04:09.159 So, I basically said three months ago. I was like, 'Okay, well 00:04:09.160 --> 00:04:14.469 I'll look into it, and then I found you can get a leased line, which is basically used by a lot of companies. 00:04:14.620 --> 00:04:20.120 They install a private line, so that you don't have to share internet with anyone else and you get a guaranteed 00:04:20.360 --> 00:04:27.580 speed of a 100/100, even a giga. A GIGA. A GIGABYTE. A GIGABYTE INT-NET. Hell yeah! I'll take it! 00:04:27.580 --> 00:04:34.940 I'll take it. Thank you very much. I'm tired of living, that, whatever, like that internet. Not anymore! I can afford it. 00:04:34.990 --> 00:04:37.120 I'm gonna pay for it, goddamn it. So, I ordered it 00:04:37.820 --> 00:04:38.800 three months ago. ( wow :0 ) 00:04:38.800 --> 00:04:41.520 *sad music* 00:04:41.780 --> 00:04:46.700 Where is it? You know who you are. Where is my internet? Where is my 00:04:46.920 --> 00:04:49.320 iiiiiiinternet? Where is it? 00:04:49.700 --> 00:04:53.709 Where is it? Where's my internet? I ordered three months ago. 00:04:53.710 --> 00:05:01.060 You said maximum 47 days. So, what have I been doing in the meanwhile then, these three months? Well 00:05:01.060 --> 00:05:06.159 I've rented Airbnb. I rented them for a month. So, I at least have a temporary solution. 00:05:06.190 --> 00:05:12.790 I bought this temporary setup, so that I can stream, I can upload, I can send files to my editor. 00:05:12.790 --> 00:05:16.569 I can do all these things smoothly and nicely and no one have to worry about it. 00:05:16.570 --> 00:05:18.610 But, Airbnb only lets you rent for a month. 00:05:18.650 --> 00:05:24.130 There's some legality to it. You have to put your name on the council bill or some shit like that if you go longer. 00:05:24.320 --> 00:05:26.619 So, I had to switch Airbnb. 00:05:27.230 --> 00:05:32.110 Naturally, before I rent the Airbnb I'm like, 'Okay, so what's the internet in this place?" I look it up. 00:05:32.110 --> 00:05:34.300 You know I make sure I asked them, 00:05:34.300 --> 00:05:41.020 'Okay, so this is a bit weird for me to ask, but I need really good download, but also upload speed, okay? 00:05:41.200 --> 00:05:43.809 And I need you to confirm me these speeds. It's very important. 00:05:43.810 --> 00:05:47.530 This is very important.' And, I wouldn't get an answer from this lady. She was like, 00:05:48.290 --> 00:05:50.290 (liar voice) ' Oh, it's really good speeds. 00:05:50.390 --> 00:05:55.059 We have really good speeds in this place. Come to my little B&B. 00:05:55.480 --> 00:06:00.459 We have great internet.' You fucking, lying shnake. You lying shnake. 00:06:00.500 --> 00:06:02.380 It's even worse than my internet. 00:06:02.380 --> 00:06:07.179 So, I'm stuck with this other place now. Where my temporary setup is set up with god-awful 00:06:07.310 --> 00:06:11.320 internet. That I can't use, I can't use it. I can't stream from it. It's too bad. 00:06:11.320 --> 00:06:14.020 So, what do I do. Well, it has 4G. 00:06:14.300 --> 00:06:21.820 At least I get a 4G reception in that Airbnb. So, I bought like a box with 4G, a 4G modem and uh 00:06:22.610 --> 00:06:26.140 they only let you buy for a hundred gigabytes per month. Otherwise, 00:06:26.750 --> 00:06:31.299 you can't, you can't use more. And I'm like, 'Can I refill it?' and they're like, 'No. 00:06:32.180 --> 00:06:37.420 100 gigabyte, that's what you get.' I'm like, 'I can't just use 100 gigabyte, ok? 00:06:37.420 --> 00:06:42.459 That's gonna run out so fast. You don't understand. You don't understand. Do you know who I am?' 00:06:42.780 --> 00:06:49.220 I never used that card before, but I just went, 'Do you know who I am? Excuse me, I am 00:06:49.960 --> 00:06:51.960 pewdie 00:06:51.970 --> 00:06:53.420 And, I need good internet. 00:06:53.420 --> 00:06:59.979 I didn't actually say that. But, I have 80, I have 87 gigabytes left, guys. 00:06:59.990 --> 00:07:02.590 Just wanted to tell you. That's why I'm making this video. 00:07:02.590 --> 00:07:09.549 I even looked into the idea of installing one of those antennas on the roof. It's 15,000 up front, which is fine! 00:07:09.550 --> 00:07:11.800 I'll pay it! I'll pay it! But, it's 4 weeks installment 00:07:11.840 --> 00:07:15.520 and I'm waiting for the lease line. So, I might as well wait for the lease line, right? 00:07:15.520 --> 00:07:17.440 And, I don't want stuck in two contracts. 00:07:17.820 --> 00:07:18.640 Oh. 00:07:18.640 --> 00:07:26.280 I'm dying guys. I'm dying. That's why I'm making this video. I am dying. If things don't change I am going to die. 00:07:26.280 --> 00:07:27.160 (:O omg) 00:07:27.160 --> 00:07:32.660 I'm asking for help. I am sending out my echo signals, like a whale asking for help. 00:07:33.100 --> 00:07:39.700 Give me internet, before I die. I'm going to- I'm- this is it. Goodbye. I have 80, 00:07:40.610 --> 00:07:42.200 86, 00:07:42.200 --> 00:07:44.200 I have eighty six gigabytes left. 00:07:45.860 --> 00:07:47.860 Before they get me. ( .·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·. ) 00:07:49.540 --> 00:07:52.720 Then, it's 10P per megabyte... 00:08:01.780 --> 00:08:07.180 The sense morale of this, is that if you have good internet, don't take it for granted 00:08:08.840 --> 00:08:11.199 like I did. Take care of it. 00:08:12.350 --> 00:08:16.809 Appreciate it. Make sure it knows it is loved, because one day 00:08:17.990 --> 00:08:21.370 you may not think it will happen, but it happened to me, goddamn it, 00:08:22.670 --> 00:08:25.569 the internet is gonna fade away. 00:08:25.569 --> 00:08:27.569 (NOOO WIFI!!! ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!!! HOW WILL I LIVE??!!)