WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.000 I'm still alive, Gosh Darn It! 00:00:02.540 --> 00:00:04.300 God bless you, Mr. Beast! 00:00:04.300 --> 00:00:05.660 God bless your soul. 00:00:05.660 --> 00:00:08.140 You know, when it looked like all hope was lost, 00:00:08.280 --> 00:00:09.500 Everyone was tweeting, [cue nine-year old voice] 00:00:09.600 --> 00:00:11.780 "PeWdiEPiE's about tO gEt tAKEN OveR!!" 00:00:11.780 --> 00:00:12.400 "pEewDiePiiie!" 00:00:12.400 --> 00:00:14.240 All the Mass Media >:C is celebrating, 00:00:14.240 --> 00:00:16.300 "YES! This Indian Company "[Ding Dong it's INDIA noise] 00:00:16.580 --> 00:00:18.840 "Anything except pEWdiEpIE!! :C" , basically. 00:00:19.220 --> 00:00:21.400 Well Mr Beast, you saved my life. <3 00:00:21.400 --> 00:00:23.020 I owe you my life. (•̀o•́)ง Thank you. 00:00:23.320 --> 00:00:24.940 [Cue Mr. Beast] (He, he uh, reads that ^) 00:00:25.240 --> 00:00:27.020 Ah dude we got the double billboard 00:00:27.020 --> 00:00:28.500 We dont mess around ¡¡¡( •̀ ᴗ •́ )و!!! 00:00:29.200 --> 00:00:31.700 Go grab your phone. Go on Youtube, search PewDiePie, 00:00:31.700 --> 00:00:33.100 and SUBSCRIBE to him!!! 00:00:33.920 --> 00:00:36.680 No-one ~kills~ memes as quickly and efficiently 00:00:36.680 --> 00:00:37.840 as this Swedish man. 00:00:38.000 --> 00:00:40.180 I hope they haven't passed me when this video goes out. 00:00:40.300 --> 00:00:42.180 I have one final thing though, 00:00:42.180 --> 00:00:44.180 one last resort. 00:00:44.340 --> 00:00:46.180 That I have not used yet. 00:00:46.440 --> 00:00:47.100 Okay? 00:00:47.100 --> 00:00:48.940 Because I haven't had to use it yet 00:00:48.940 --> 00:00:51.480 [Reading] An Indian will soon overtake PewDiePie 00:00:51.480 --> 00:00:54.420 to become the most subscribed on YouTube. 00:00:54.420 --> 00:01:11.460 [Reading Comment] 00:01:11.460 --> 00:01:13.000 "And puts A LOT OF EFFORT" 00:01:13.000 --> 00:01:14.740 [Pewds] That's a bit of a stretch 00:01:14.820 --> 00:01:18.060 " and even many of them gets CoPyRigHT sTriKE" 00:01:18.060 --> 00:01:19.920 [upset pewds] ThaT IS NOT a stretch!!!!! 00:01:19.920 --> 00:01:24.900 [Normal Reading] 00:01:24.900 --> 00:01:27.040 [Pewds] That *clap* is so sweet *happy clap* 00:01:27.200 --> 00:01:30.440 It's interesting how many people just hate me so much... 00:01:30.440 --> 00:01:32.640 that they'll literally celebrate anyone taking over. 00:01:33.400 --> 00:01:34.400 Bunch of crybabies! 00:01:35.080 --> 00:01:36.620 Well you can keep crying for a few more days! 00:01:36.700 --> 00:01:38.200 [victory scRee] cuZ WE'rE sTill WInnIN 00:01:38.240 --> 00:01:40.660 "Mr. Beast's Impact" - Yeah it was CRAZY 00:01:41.000 --> 00:01:41.920 *chuckle* honestly 00:01:42.100 --> 00:01:43.320 What do I have now? 00:01:43.320 --> 00:01:45.100 *big chuckle time* I almoST hAve SixTy - 00:01:45.100 --> 00:01:46.240 *victory lauGh* *Big HAHAS* 00:01:46.500 --> 00:01:47.560 *Death Clapping* It's working! 00:01:47.800 --> 00:01:49.400 When all hope thought it was lost (?) 00:01:49.740 --> 00:01:51.060 It's like the Lord of the Rings.. 00:01:51.260 --> 00:01:52.700 When ~that~ part happens, ya know? 00:01:52.860 --> 00:01:53.360 (??????) 00:01:53.460 --> 00:01:54.320 You know what I mean, come on! 00:01:54.780 --> 00:01:59.480 Pentagon! Hexagon! Octagon! Allrevenuegon... 00:01:59.720 --> 00:02:02.000 What can I say?I 've learned from my mistakes... 00:02:02.140 --> 00:02:03.760 Because of my moral code ... 00:02:03.760 --> 00:02:05.240 and no other reasons ;) 00:02:05.460 --> 00:02:06.560 Look at this . .. ;) 00:02:06.560 --> 00:02:08.760 You guys are really trying hard now aren't you? 00:02:08.760 --> 00:02:10.760 Posting this again just to remind everyone that .. 00:02:10.760 --> 00:02:12.980 WE ARE WINNING THE entire WAR!!! 00:02:13.080 --> 00:02:16.180 because eh..T-Series barely has any followers on Twitter 00:02:16.480 --> 00:02:17.600 I dont get it though, 00:02:17.600 --> 00:02:19.420 the whole thing is so confusing to me. 00:02:19.420 --> 00:02:21.480 "You may have won the battle, but not the war." 00:02:21.480 --> 00:02:23.100 THEY HAVEN'T WON YET!!! 00:02:23.100 --> 00:02:24.340 [Ancient Nordic Victory GRRRR] 00:02:24.640 --> 00:02:28.320 [reading meme] (9yr olds can read) 00:02:28.320 --> 00:02:31.080 *meme claps* 00:02:31.200 --> 00:02:33.140 Come on Elon, we need your help! 00:02:33.600 --> 00:02:35.260 *Prayer Time!* Please Elon Musk, Please! 00:02:35.760 --> 00:02:37.360 ELON MUSK-CHAAAAAAAN ＼(>o<)ノ 00:02:37.740 --> 00:02:39.580 Stop sending me this stuuuufff 00:02:39.580 --> 00:02:40.080 *smol chuckle* 00:02:40.080 --> 00:02:43.340 So many fake tweets now, I feel like this is fake too. 00:02:43.340 --> 00:02:44.920 People just won't let go :( 00:02:45.140 --> 00:02:46.880 Hey look! It's another fake tweet 00:02:47.040 --> 00:02:47.720 HOW ORIGINAL!! 00:02:48.100 --> 00:02:52.620 [Reading the fake :( Tweet) 00:02:53.080 --> 00:02:54.000 [memeLoreFindr.exe loading] 00:02:54.520 --> 00:02:55.780 Oh right.. It's Tana Mongoose (?) 00:02:55.780 --> 00:02:56.840 I was like "what reference is that?" 00:02:57.180 --> 00:02:59.380 I'm getting old guys, I'm getting too old for memes. (!!??) 00:02:59.700 --> 00:03:03.120 [reading more memes] 00:03:03.520 --> 00:03:05.920 That just gave me thought, like, what about when ... 00:03:05.920 --> 00:03:09.440 you're 80 years old and some-one throws - ya know .. 00:03:09.440 --> 00:03:11.760 cuz memes are all about being obscure and 00:03:11.760 --> 00:03:14.260 people not really getting it - and you're 80.. 00:03:14.260 --> 00:03:16.740 .. and someone hits you up with Ugandan Knuckles 00:03:16.740 --> 00:03:18.380 and just one person's like.. 00:03:18.380 --> 00:03:19.200 "HeCk Yeah!" 00:03:19.200 --> 00:03:20.460 or a troll face? 00:03:20.460 --> 00:03:23.080 [Old Pewds] Troll Face? The Ancient Relic? 00:03:23.180 --> 00:03:25.820 The Ancient Symbol of Trolling Lib-ards? 00:03:26.300 --> 00:03:27.260 Back in my day... 00:03:27.260 --> 00:03:32.840 [we return to the regularly scheduled meme] 00:03:33.020 --> 00:03:35.200 Pencil Gang is also sponsoring this video! 00:03:35.200 --> 00:03:36.880 Thank you very much, Pencil Gang! 00:03:36.880 --> 00:03:39.220 Pencil Gang has decided to join our cause.. 00:03:39.220 --> 00:03:40.480 against T-Series. 00:03:40.660 --> 00:03:42.240 Domo Arigato, Pencil Gang 00:03:42.320 --> 00:03:45.660 [Reading comment] 00:03:46.020 --> 00:03:47.220 I don't know! 00:03:47.560 --> 00:03:49.340 Do you ever think what your thoughts are? 00:03:49.340 --> 00:03:50.560 No, I don't think about it! 00:03:50.660 --> 00:03:51.800 Probably English... 00:03:51.900 --> 00:03:52.400 Sometimes... 00:03:52.480 --> 00:03:55.060 I speak alot during my sleep and Marzia always says.. 00:03:55.060 --> 00:03:58.300 I speek in Swedish, so.. I guess there's a Swedish.. 00:03:58.300 --> 00:04:01.040 part of me still in there. Kicking and screaming. 00:04:01.180 --> 00:04:03.960 He bought every billboard in my city for this 00:04:06.560 --> 00:04:10.340 Okay, if you haven't watched the video yet, check it out. 00:04:11.240 --> 00:04:12.740 God Bless you, Mr. Beast 00:04:13.120 --> 00:04:15.200 Now if anyone else will stand up.. 00:04:15.200 --> 00:04:18.360 if any other YouTubers will stand up in this fight.. 00:04:18.720 --> 00:04:21.000 which side of war will you be on History? (????) ... 00:04:21.000 --> 00:04:21.640 Channel. 00:04:21.780 --> 00:04:25.940 [reading le title] 00:04:26.140 --> 00:04:28.620 That is pretty epic, I must say! 00:04:28.900 --> 00:04:30.900 Execpt they never accepted my cHALLANGE 00:04:31.140 --> 00:04:33.340 You have no idea what my Twitter feed is right now 00:04:33.340 --> 00:04:34.700 K? You don't even wanna know. 00:04:34.800 --> 00:04:42.020 [reading meme] 00:04:42.620 --> 00:04:45.620 *sawft clapping* Can we get an F in the chat? 00:04:45.860 --> 00:04:48.200 Ya know she could've given ME the channel at least.. 00:04:48.440 --> 00:04:50.740 so I could beat T-Series.. but.. ya know.. 00:04:50.740 --> 00:04:52.180 I guess I gotta be supportive.~ 00:04:52.400 --> 00:04:54.740 [meme reading time] 00:04:55.820 --> 00:04:57.820 [easiest subbing job ever] 00:04:58.440 --> 00:05:00.480 Why make it 5 minutes when I could.. 00:05:00.480 --> 00:05:02.280 make a ten minute video TWENTY minutes?! 00:05:02.860 --> 00:05:05.040 I wonder if I get more watchtime that way? 00:05:05.040 --> 00:05:06.340 could that be a way - cuz 00:05:06.340 --> 00:05:07.900 Youtube is all about watchtime. 00:05:07.900 --> 00:05:09.980 The more watchtime you have the better.. 00:05:09.980 --> 00:05:11.580 so maybe if I do that.. 00:05:11.720 --> 00:05:12.660 Let's do it on this video 00:05:12.660 --> 00:05:13.160 [evil brad says nope] 00:05:13.300 --> 00:05:15.500 [reading Elon Musk tweets <3] 00:05:15.580 --> 00:05:16.080 *clap clap* 00:05:16.080 --> 00:05:18.280 Hey a tweet that isn't actually fake, how bout that? 00:05:18.520 --> 00:05:20.080 I'm still waiting, Elon.. 00:05:20.280 --> 00:05:22.280 We need your help Elon-Chaaaan 00:05:22.420 --> 00:05:23.940 Tasukete Elon-Chaaan 00:05:24.200 --> 00:05:25.660 I know he knows what that means.. 00:05:25.800 --> 00:05:26.660 The goshdarn weeb [LANGUAGE!!!] 00:05:26.840 --> 00:05:33.260 [more reading meme time!] 00:05:34.080 --> 00:05:36.080 [very funny meme, many hahas] 00:05:37.100 --> 00:05:38.420 I'm doing my part! 00:05:38.980 --> 00:05:40.000 *Clap Clap* 00:05:40.420 --> 00:05:42.420 [more reading with pewds] 00:05:46.220 --> 00:05:48.220 Come on guys, we have a goal! *clap* 00:05:48.440 --> 00:05:49.760 We have a mission! 00:05:49.760 --> 00:05:50.520 PLeaSE! 00:05:50.760 --> 00:05:52.760 It's the only thing I'll ever ask you guys for... e_e 00:05:52.760 --> 00:05:54.760 except constantly asking .. begging for likes, 00:05:54.760 --> 00:05:56.300 subscribers and all that.. 00:05:56.300 --> 00:05:58.460 BUT PLEASE guys it's the only time.. 00:05:58.460 --> 00:06:00.120 I ever ask for anything. 00:06:00.380 --> 00:06:02.880 [Elon-Chan returns!!] 00:06:03.220 --> 00:06:05.280 This is where the good ideas come from. 00:06:09.040 --> 00:06:10.420 gawd daWm it 00:06:10.940 --> 00:06:13.820 we were so close... I almost thought this tweet was real 00:06:13.820 --> 00:06:14.560 Incredible 00:06:18.540 --> 00:06:21.120 {dew it} I already did it! Check it out ⇣ 00:06:21.160 --> 00:06:22.240 It was pretty epic! 00:06:22.240 --> 00:06:24.440 I wish I could've brought in more apology videos.. 00:06:24.440 --> 00:06:26.760 they just took so long, I don't know why. 00:06:26.960 --> 00:06:31.160 [reads title] 00:06:31.660 --> 00:06:32.740 *chuckle* 00:06:32.980 --> 00:06:36.320 Look at that, you Virgins, congratulations!! 00:06:36.320 --> 00:06:39.780 Even 9-year-olds can manage to find a love for their lives 00:06:39.960 --> 00:06:41.960 All ya gotta do is really buy the Merch. 00:06:42.100 --> 00:06:44.200 I've been saying this for so long.. *chuckle* 00:06:44.460 --> 00:06:46.460 That's honestly amazing, thank you very much! 00:06:46.460 --> 00:06:47.480 I'm honoured. 00:06:47.480 --> 00:06:50.140 Honestly though, the Meme Review™ was the 00:06:50.140 --> 00:06:50.660 💀 *clap™* 💀 💀 *clap™* 💀 00:06:50.660 --> 00:06:52.460 the most supported Merch of all, 00:06:52.460 --> 00:06:54.720 that I've ever done, and I just wanted to say.. 00:06:54.720 --> 00:06:56.720 Thank you very much for eh... 00:06:56.940 --> 00:06:58.940 everyone that got it, I really really appreciate it 00:06:59.140 --> 00:07:01.240 [reading comment] 00:07:01.580 --> 00:07:03.580 [oh no, more comments] 00:07:03.820 --> 00:07:05.820 [juST mARrY mY wiFe!] 00:07:06.160 --> 00:07:07.760 Okay, moving on! 00:07:08.060 --> 00:07:13.200 [new meme time] 00:07:13.400 --> 00:07:14.840 This is so sweet! 00:07:14.940 --> 00:07:16.960 Except it's not my birthday anymore, you idiot! 00:07:17.020 --> 00:07:29.740 [💀 m e m e 💀] 00:07:30.280 --> 00:07:32.840 Well, eeEEEE it wasn't /really/ ONE joke.. 00:07:32.840 --> 00:07:34.420 let's get real here guys *cringe laughs* 00:07:34.580 --> 00:07:37.680 Maaaybe... ee.. YEAH it was one joke.. it was one joke (2x?) 00:07:37.980 --> 00:07:39.980 [we return to él tweet] 00:07:40.340 --> 00:07:41.780 [reading vegan comment] {cue flashbacks} 00:07:42.000 --> 00:07:42.920 That's true... 00:07:43.140 --> 00:07:48.380 [reading title] 00:07:48.520 --> 00:07:50.520 YEeAh - that's a pretty good idea, thank you! 00:07:50.640 --> 00:07:52.640 [Do I need to tell you when he's reading memes?] 00:07:52.960 --> 00:07:54.960 [well . . . he's reading the meme..] 00:07:55.260 --> 00:07:56.160 Come on! 00:07:56.360 --> 00:07:56.900 Come on! 00:07:57.040 --> 00:07:57.540 Please! (?) 00:07:57.800 --> 00:07:58.620 Anyone! 00:07:58.920 --> 00:08:09.240 [tis a thiccccc tweet!] 00:08:09.380 --> 00:08:10.600 One can only dream.. 00:08:10.920 --> 00:08:11.920 [meme time!] 00:08:12.480 --> 00:08:15.180 EvErI OnE - we hav an anouncement to make- 00:08:15.560 --> 00:08:17.300 staaaaaph bwullying! 00:08:17.400 --> 00:08:20.000 I want them to do a part two, like all of them. 00:08:20.140 --> 00:08:22.960 I tried to reach out to the kid, he woudn't reply.. 00:08:23.220 --> 00:08:25.800 but I know he commented on one of my videos 00:08:25.800 --> 00:08:26.960 I know you're listening 00:08:27.060 --> 00:08:29.060 Please, get all your friends... 00:08:29.060 --> 00:08:29.600 I BEG you 00:08:29.600 --> 00:08:31.660 get all your friends, and do .. 00:08:31.660 --> 00:08:33.740 EvErI OnE - we hav an anouncement to make- 00:08:34.140 --> 00:08:36.720 👏👏 MEME REVIEW 👏👏 00:08:36.840 --> 00:08:37.420 Okay? 00:08:37.420 --> 00:08:39.040 That would be epic! 00:08:42.820 --> 00:08:45.120 WHEN WILL YOU SAY HONESTLY, 00:08:45.120 --> 00:08:47.000 that you'RE DOING YOUR PART!? 00:08:47.180 --> 00:08:49.700 You can't look at it afterwards and go.. 00:08:49.940 --> 00:08:51.480 "Oh, I wish things were different.." 00:08:51.660 --> 00:08:52.280 Okay? 00:08:52.360 --> 00:08:54.260 You can't pull a Swede and be like... (oh boy) 00:08:54.340 --> 00:08:55.880 "Oh sorry Mr. H i t l e r - Sama, 00:08:55.880 --> 00:08:57.680 please hecc our country up." 00:08:57.960 --> 00:08:59.860 "Ach, we should've done something!" 00:09:00.100 --> 00:09:01.020 You can't do that! 00:09:01.120 --> 00:09:02.580 This is not it! - That is it! 00:09:02.760 --> 00:09:04.260 That looks like me, is that the uh... 00:09:04.260 --> 00:09:05.220 Incredibles kid? 00:09:05.280 --> 00:09:07.280 Dayum, I was right, I was right! 00:09:07.760 --> 00:09:12.880 [meme time 2.0] 00:09:13.320 --> 00:09:15.620 This is so .... nice ... 00:09:16.440 --> 00:09:23.420 [epic rich roast meme comin up] 00:09:23.620 --> 00:09:25.020 I still have the belt, 00:09:25.020 --> 00:09:27.000 if anyone can let me know how to us it.. 00:09:27.000 --> 00:09:27.960 that would be great. 00:09:27.960 --> 00:09:28.620 Thank you. 00:09:28.840 --> 00:09:30.600 Problems of the rich people, huh.. 00:09:30.700 --> 00:09:32.220 It's what I've been saying all along.. 00:09:32.220 --> 00:09:34.660 Eeeh, mo' money mo' proble- *cringe laugh* 00:09:34.820 --> 00:09:36.820 [Epic Italian meme WIN} 00:09:38.200 --> 00:09:41.300 [pewds] Nothing gets me like an Italian Pasta meme 00:09:41.300 --> 00:09:43.520 Mama Mia! Pizzeria! 00:09:43.660 --> 00:09:46.000 Arrevaderchi, Marzia. 00:09:46.180 --> 00:09:48.180 [read the meme time! y a a y!] 00:09:50.920 --> 00:09:52.920 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOOH 00:09:53.040 --> 00:09:54.580 [read le title time! :D] 00:09:54.700 --> 00:09:55.920 Yeup *chortle* 00:10:00.580 --> 00:10:03.940 okay, that's amazing! Skulldino.. eh, did you make this? 00:10:03.940 --> 00:10:05.360 I gotta make sure. . . Yeah it is 00:10:05.660 --> 00:10:09.020 aw daym he's made a lot of them! Daym that's awesome 00:10:09.020 --> 00:10:10.860 Thank you very much, that's really cool! 00:10:11.120 --> 00:10:13.120 Yeah I don't even know what my channel is anymore. 00:10:13.280 --> 00:10:20.820 [a s u g a r y meme for spook time!] 00:10:21.280 --> 00:10:22.380 Oh my Gawd! 00:10:24.820 --> 00:10:26.760 This is such good ideas! 00:10:27.620 --> 00:10:30.180 Times two babeh, OH YEAH 00:10:30.620 --> 00:10:33.320 Hope you guys enjoyed this video in TIMES TWO! 00:10:33.320 --> 00:10:35.320 You can switch that off now if you feel like it. 00:10:35.800 --> 00:10:37.980 Smash like if you enjoyed this video, JUST KIDDING- 00:10:37.980 --> 00:10:38.480 [eppic rage] 00:10:38.480 --> 00:10:40.660 SUBSCRIBE!! SUBSCRIBE GAWD DAYM ET!!!! 00:10:40.660 --> 00:10:42.600 This is our last chance! 00:10:42.600 --> 00:10:45.560 Listen up you -s m a r t- kids! I've had enough of you.. 00:10:45.560 --> 00:10:46.060 Okay? 00:10:46.500 --> 00:10:49.060 I'm not gonna ~pretend~ I like you, cuz I DON'T! 00:10:49.060 --> 00:10:51.400 I care about ONE THING, and one thing ONLY.... 00:10:51.400 --> 00:10:54.720 to get to sixty-nine million before THAT GAWD DAYM - 00:10:54.860 --> 00:10:55.540 *smol chuckle* 00:10:55.800 --> 00:10:58.280 You know what? It doesn't matter, you know what to do. 00:10:58.280 --> 00:10:58.780 [yessir] 00:10:58.780 --> 00:11:01.020 There will be no EPIC bro-fists 00:11:01.020 --> 00:11:01.600 That's right. 00:11:01.600 --> 00:11:03.840 I'm retracting all the Bro-Fists until.. 00:11:03.840 --> 00:11:05.360 this deed is done! 00:11:05.360 --> 00:11:06.880 Now you have a TRUE incentive! 00:11:06.880 --> 00:11:08.540 Now you have a TRUE CHALLENGE!! 00:11:08.540 --> 00:11:10.700 Now you have something to, with a BURNING passion to 00:11:10.700 --> 00:11:11.740 TRUELY fight for! 00:11:11.920 --> 00:11:13.440 Now go forth daymit! 00:11:13.440 --> 00:11:15.520 What are you still doing here? Get the FRICK out! 00:11:15.560 --> 00:11:16.300 BYE 00:11:18.420 --> 00:11:20.420 [end credits......] 00:11:24.200 --> 00:11:26.200 [this took way too long] 00:11:27.460 --> 00:11:29.460 [have a nice day fellow 9-year olds]