WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.820 I'm still alive 00:00:00.820 --> 00:00:01.540 God damn it! 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:04.060 God bless you Mr.Beast (he moisturises) 00:00:04.300 --> 00:00:05.580 God bless your soul (angelic music plays) 00:00:05.580 --> 00:00:07.580 You know what it looked like all hope was lost. 00:00:08.180 --> 00:00:09.220 Everyone was tweeting, 00:00:09.400 --> 00:00:11.420 ''PewDiePie is about to get taken over.'' 00:00:11.460 --> 00:00:12.180 ''PewDiePie,'' 00:00:12.180 --> 00:00:14.180 All the mass media is just celebrating 00:00:14.460 --> 00:00:14.960 ''Yes!'' 00:00:15.100 --> 00:00:16.460 ''This Indian company,'' 00:00:16.720 --> 00:00:18.900 Anything except Pewdiepie, basically. 00:00:18.900 --> 00:00:20.300 But Mr.Beast (a.k.a our champion) 00:00:20.300 --> 00:00:21.420 You saved my life 00:00:21.420 --> 00:00:23.420 I owe you my life, thank you. 00:00:23.420 --> 00:00:25.420 Mr. Beast: I bought a bunch of billboards, 00:00:25.420 --> 00:00:27.000 Ah, dude, we got the double billboard. 00:00:27.000 --> 00:00:27.900 We don't mess around 00:00:27.900 --> 00:00:29.420 Went on T.V, 00:00:29.420 --> 00:00:31.380 Grab your phone, go on youtube, search Pewdiepie, 00:00:31.380 --> 00:00:32.700 And subscribe to him. 00:00:32.700 --> 00:00:33.900 Did radio ads, 00:00:33.900 --> 00:00:35.100 [Mr. Beast on radio] No one kills memes (uh yes they do) 00:00:35.100 --> 00:00:37.800 as quickly and efficiently as this Swedish man. (Not a good thing to kill memes) 00:00:37.800 --> 00:00:40.100 I hope they haven't passed me when this video goes up. 00:00:40.100 --> 00:00:42.100 I have one final thing, though. 00:00:42.100 --> 00:00:44.100 I have one last resort. 00:00:44.100 --> 00:00:46.600 That I have not used yet, okay? 00:00:46.600 --> 00:00:48.700 Because I haven't had to use it, yet. 00:00:48.700 --> 00:00:50.300 [Pewds reads] An Indian channel 00:00:50.300 --> 00:00:53.800 will soon overtake Pewdiepie to become the most subscribed on YouTube. 00:00:53.800 --> 00:00:57.100 You're saying a million dollar company which has thousands of employees 00:00:57.100 --> 00:00:59.100 which releases 5-10 videos a day 00:00:59.100 --> 00:01:02.300 have their ads everywhere only followed by people who understand Hindi 00:01:02.300 --> 00:01:04.300 is up against a self-made guy 00:01:04.300 --> 00:01:06.100 who came at this point *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)* 00:01:06.100 --> 00:01:07.700 by starting making videos at home 00:01:07.700 --> 00:01:09.700 Has been No.1 youtuber for 5 to 6 years 00:01:09.700 --> 00:01:11.600 has following from all around the world 00:01:11.600 --> 00:01:12.700 puts...eh..a lot of effort 00:01:12.700 --> 00:01:14.700 Ok, that's a bit of a stretch 00:01:14.700 --> 00:01:17.500 And even many of them gets copyright strike 00:01:17.500 --> 00:01:19.000 That is not a stretch! 00:01:19.000 --> 00:01:22.200 He doesn't care; will be making videos for his fans 00:01:22.200 --> 00:01:24.700 And will always be No.1 to his fans (That comment forgot to put "Poods makes original content for everyone.") 00:01:24.700 --> 00:01:26.700 👏 That is 👏 so sweet 👏 00:01:26.700 --> 00:01:29.900 It's interesting how many people just hate me so much 00:01:29.900 --> 00:01:31.900 that they'll literally celebrate anyone 00:01:31.900 --> 00:01:33.000 taking over. 00:01:33.000 --> 00:01:34.700 Bunch of cry-babies (True) 00:01:34.700 --> 00:01:36.700 Well you can keep crying for a few more days 00:01:36.700 --> 00:01:38.400 (awakens devil-form) CaUsE We'Re sTilL in iT! 00:01:38.400 --> 00:01:39.500 Mr. Beast impact 00:01:39.500 --> 00:01:41.200 Yeah, it was crazy 00:01:41.200 --> 00:01:42.000 Honestly 00:01:42.000 --> 00:01:43.200 What do I have now? 00:01:43.200 --> 00:01:45.800 I almost have 60...*skrattar* 00:01:45.800 --> 00:01:46.560 👏*claps*👏 00:01:46.560 --> 00:01:47.260 Its working 00:01:47.260 --> 00:01:49.260 When all hope thought it was lost (who the freck is hope?) 00:01:49.260 --> 00:01:51.260 It's like in "Lord of the Rings" 00:01:51.260 --> 00:01:53.260 When that part happens, you know? (???) 00:01:53.260 --> 00:01:54.800 You know what I mean, come on. 00:01:54.800 --> 00:01:56.800 Pentagon. Hexagon. 00:01:56.800 --> 00:01:59.800 Octagon. A L L R E V E N U E G O N E. 00:01:59.800 --> 00:02:00.900 What can I say? 00:02:00.900 --> 00:02:03.800 I've learned from my mistakes because of my moral code 00:02:03.800 --> 00:02:05.500 And no other reasons 00:02:05.500 --> 00:02:07.900 Look at this. You guys are really trying hard now 00:02:07.900 --> 00:02:08.800 Aren't you? 00:02:08.800 --> 00:02:10.700 Posting this again just reminded that 00:02:10.700 --> 00:02:12.800 we are winning the ENTIRE war 00:02:12.800 --> 00:02:16.000 Because..eh..T-series barely have any followers on Twitter 00:02:16.000 --> 00:02:17.800 I don't get it though 00:02:17.800 --> 00:02:19.600 the whole thing is so confusing to me. 00:02:19.600 --> 00:02:21.200 "You may have won the battle, but not the war." 00:02:21.760 --> 00:02:22.860 They haven't won YET!! 00:02:23.320 --> 00:02:24.140 Errrrrr!!! 00:02:25.000 --> 00:02:26.600 "Working with SpaceX and Tesla" 00:02:26.600 --> 00:02:28.400 "Hosting Meme review with Pewdiepie" 00:02:28.440 --> 00:02:28.940 👏 00:02:29.000 --> 00:02:29.500 👏 00:02:29.580 --> 00:02:30.080 👏 00:02:30.280 --> 00:02:30.780 👏 00:02:30.820 --> 00:02:31.320 👏 00:02:31.320 --> 00:02:33.200 COME ON ELON!! We need your help! 00:02:33.320 --> 00:02:35.400 Please Elon Musk, please! (we beg you) 00:02:35.400 --> 00:02:37.400 ELON MUSK-CHAAAAN 00:02:37.400 --> 00:02:39.400 "Stop sending me this sh*t" 00:02:40.000 --> 00:02:41.500 So many fake tweets now 00:02:41.500 --> 00:02:43.500 I feel like this is fake, too. 00:02:43.600 --> 00:02:45.000 People just won't let go. 00:02:45.000 --> 00:02:47.000 Hey, look it's another fake tweet 00:02:47.000 --> 00:02:48.000 How original! 00:02:48.000 --> 00:02:51.100 "Okay fine we'll release Scare Pewdiepie season 2" 00:02:51.200 --> 00:02:53.100 "But am I gonna?" 00:02:53.100 --> 00:02:54.900 *fax attac* 00:02:54.900 --> 00:02:55.600 Oh right it's tana mongoose 00:02:55.600 --> 00:02:57.400 I was like, what reference is that 00:02:57.400 --> 00:02:59.400 I'm getting old guys. I'm getting too old for memes. 00:02:59.400 --> 00:03:03.000 "Imagine writing something and not being able to erase it" 00:03:03.080 --> 00:03:05.080 That just gave me a thought, like 00:03:05.080 --> 00:03:07.080 What about when you're 8 years old 00:03:07.100 --> 00:03:08.080 And some- *Plans malicious plot against T-Series by an innocent giggle* 00:03:08.200 --> 00:03:10.080 someone throws, you know cuz' memes 00:03:10.100 --> 00:03:13.240 are all about being obscure, and people not really getting it. 00:03:13.240 --> 00:03:16.420 You're 80 and someone hits you up with a Uganda Knuckles 00:03:16.660 --> 00:03:18.020 and just one person's like, 00:03:18.020 --> 00:03:20.180 Hell yeah. We're trollface. 00:03:20.420 --> 00:03:24.200 *drama music plays* Trollface. The ancient relic. The ancient symbol 00:03:24.260 --> 00:03:24.760 of... 00:03:24.900 --> 00:03:26.000 trolling Libtards. 00:03:26.000 --> 00:03:27.640 *laughs* Back in my day 00:03:27.700 --> 00:03:30.460 "Imagine writing something and not being able to erase it." 00:03:30.620 --> 00:03:32.680 This post was made by Pencil Gang. 00:03:32.680 --> 00:03:35.120 Pencil Gang is also sponsoring this video (That includes your pencil) 00:03:35.120 --> 00:03:36.540 Thank you very much Pencil Gang. 00:03:36.800 --> 00:03:40.360 Pencil Gang has decided to join our cause against T-Series 00:03:40.360 --> 00:03:42.080 ???? Pencil Gang (lolwut) 00:03:42.260 --> 00:03:45.760 "Felix, do you think your thoughts in English or in Swedish?" 00:03:46.080 --> 00:03:47.580 I don't know. *laughs* 00:03:47.580 --> 00:03:49.320 Did you ever think what your thoughts are? 00:03:49.320 --> 00:03:50.720 No, I don't think about it. 00:03:50.720 --> 00:03:51.940 Probably English. 00:03:51.960 --> 00:03:55.720 Sometimes, I speak a lot during my sleep and Marzia's who says I speak in Swedish. 00:03:55.720 --> 00:03:59.940 So... I guess there's a, there's a part of Swedish, part of me still in there. 00:03:59.940 --> 00:04:01.280 Kicking and screaming 00:04:01.280 --> 00:04:04.060 He bought every billboard in my city for this. 00:04:04.440 --> 00:04:06.460 *laughs* 00:04:06.660 --> 00:04:09.440 Okay, uh- I, if you haven't watched the video, you get it yet. 00:04:09.760 --> 00:04:11.460 Check it out, link in the description. 00:04:11.460 --> 00:04:13.000 God bless you Mr. Beast. 00:04:13.140 --> 00:04:15.080 Now if anyone else will stand up 00:04:15.080 --> 00:04:18.900 If any other YouTubers will stand up, in this fight 00:04:18.900 --> 00:04:20.900 Which side of war will you be on History... 00:04:21.280 --> 00:04:22.000 Channel. 00:04:22.160 --> 00:04:25.720 "Here's something I made for Pewds, I hope you- you fellow 9 year olds like it!" 00:04:26.140 --> 00:04:27.120 That is pretty epic! 00:04:27.260 --> 00:04:28.800 ..I must say (lower down your volume if you're using headphones) 00:04:28.940 --> 00:04:30.880 except they never accepted my CHALLENGE!! 00:04:31.300 --> 00:04:33.560 You have no idea what my twitter feed is right now. 00:04:33.660 --> 00:04:34.580 You don't even wanna know. 00:04:34.580 --> 00:04:37.560 Dad: Why the eff (f) you crying so damn loud 00:04:37.960 --> 00:04:41.360 So proud of Marzia for taking a big step today and following her heart. 00:04:41.360 --> 00:04:42.480 Goodbye YouTube. 00:04:42.480 --> 00:04:42.980 👏👏 00:04:42.980 --> 00:04:43.480 👏 00:04:43.480 --> 00:04:45.180 👏 can 👏 we 👏 get a👏..... F👏 in the👏 chat 00:04:45.260 --> 00:04:45.820 *laughs* 00:04:46.080 --> 00:04:47.820 You know she could've given me the channel, atleast. 00:04:47.820 --> 00:04:52.240 So I could be T-Series but you know I guess I gotta be supportive. 00:04:52.240 --> 00:04:58.420 Felix, don't forget to make the video that is 5 minutes slowed down 2x to make it 10 minutes. 00:04:58.640 --> 00:05:01.740 Why make it 5 minutes when I can make a 10 minute video 00:05:01.740 --> 00:05:02.400 20 MINUTES. 00:05:02.800 --> 00:05:04.400 I wonder if I get more watch time that way. 00:05:04.980 --> 00:05:08.060 Could that be like a wait because YouTube is all about watch time. 00:05:08.060 --> 00:05:10.060 The more watch time you have the better. 00:05:10.060 --> 00:05:11.600 So maybe if I do that... 00:05:11.600 --> 00:05:13.000 Let's do it on this video. 00:05:13.220 --> 00:05:14.080 Pewds: Meme review, when? 00:05:14.260 --> 00:05:15.040 Elon Musk: Midnight 00:05:15.040 --> 00:05:15.820 👏 👏 00:05:15.820 --> 00:05:17.700 Hey a tweet that isn't actually fake. 00:05:17.700 --> 00:05:18.400 How about that 00:05:18.660 --> 00:05:20.000 I'm still waiting Elon. 00:05:20.120 --> 00:05:22.000 WE NEED YOUR HELP ELON. 00:05:22.260 --> 00:05:23.880 ~Tasukete Elon Chaaan~ 00:05:23.880 --> 00:05:25.720 I know he knows what that means. 00:05:25.740 --> 00:05:26.860 A goddamn weeb. 00:05:26.940 --> 00:05:30.780 I've seen hus videos David we will be going to therap- what? 00:05:30.780 --> 00:05:36.980 What's a PewDiePie and why did you tell your grandpa to subscribe to him? 00:05:37.180 --> 00:05:38.980 I'm doing my part. 00:05:39.180 --> 00:05:39.680 👏 00:05:39.680 --> 00:05:40.180 👏 00:05:40.320 --> 00:05:46.160 When you realize PewDiePie won't be the first YouTuber to hit 69 million subscribers. 00:05:46.160 --> 00:05:48.160 Come on guys. We have a goal. 00:05:48.420 --> 00:05:49.680 We have a mission. 00:05:49.680 --> 00:05:50.460 Please. 00:05:50.720 --> 00:05:52.960 It's the only thing i'll ever ask you guys for 00:05:53.040 --> 00:05:55.720 except constantly asking begging for life subscribers 00:05:55.720 --> 00:05:56.340 and all that. 00:05:56.520 --> 00:05:59.880 Well please guys it's the only time I ever asked for anything. 00:06:00.240 --> 00:06:03.460 I could buy YouTube, delete T-Ser- 00:06:03.460 --> 00:06:05.460 This is where the good ideas comes 00:06:05.460 --> 00:06:07.980 Release Scare PewDiePie Season 2 00:06:07.980 --> 00:06:08.840 BUT AM I GONNA? 00:06:09.300 --> 00:06:09.960 DEM. 00:06:10.780 --> 00:06:11.640 We were so close 00:06:11.840 --> 00:06:13.640 I almost thought this tweet was real. 00:06:13.640 --> 00:06:14.680 Incredible. 00:06:14.680 --> 00:06:18.440 I was planning to make a video where I rate other people's apologies. 00:06:18.440 --> 00:06:18.980 DO IT! 00:06:19.180 --> 00:06:22.100 I already did it! Check it out. It was pretty epic. 00:06:22.100 --> 00:06:24.860 I wish I could've brought in more apology videos. 00:06:24.860 --> 00:06:26.860 They just took so long I don't know why 00:06:27.040 --> 00:06:31.680 Well, I got married in a PewDiePie shirt today. 00:06:31.680 --> 00:06:32.780 (LOOK AT DIS DUDE) 00:06:32.820 --> 00:06:34.780 Look at that, you- you're virgins. 00:06:34.900 --> 00:06:35.940 Congratulations 00:06:35.940 --> 00:06:39.920 Even 9 year olds can manage to find a... A love for their lives. 00:06:39.920 --> 00:06:41.920 Ehh all you gotta do is really buy the merch 00:06:42.100 --> 00:06:43.700 I've been saying this for so long. 00:06:43.700 --> 00:06:44.200 *laughs* 00:06:44.420 --> 00:06:47.000 That's honestly amazing, thank you very much, im honored. 00:06:47.080 --> 00:06:47.580 Tha- (wut) 00:06:47.580 --> 00:06:53.040 Honestly though, the meme review merch was that 👏👏 The most supported merch of all that i've ever done. 00:06:53.040 --> 00:06:57.680 and I just want to say thank you very much for eh... For everyone that got it 00:06:57.680 --> 00:06:59.060 I really really appreciate it. 00:06:59.060 --> 00:07:01.380 Felix has to get married in a shirt of you now. 00:07:01.640 --> 00:07:03.380 Just wear the damn child Felix. 00:07:04.040 --> 00:07:06.040 Just marry my wife Felix. *What the F-* 00:07:06.100 --> 00:07:07.820 Okay, moving ON 00:07:08.040 --> 00:07:08.680 He protec 00:07:08.900 --> 00:07:09.460 He attac 00:07:09.460 --> 00:07:13.160 But most importantly he is the best. Happy birthday Felix. 00:07:13.620 --> 00:07:14.980 This is so sweet. 00:07:14.980 --> 00:07:16.980 Except it's not my birthday anymore. You idiot. (oof) 00:07:17.120 --> 00:07:24.840 Logan Paul: Pretended to be color blind and faked reaction to seeing colors, tased dead rats, and made fun of a real dead body 00:07:24.840 --> 00:07:27.940 Given a high budget sequel to his YouTube movie. 00:07:27.940 --> 00:07:29.680 PewDiePie: made 1 joke 00:07:30.280 --> 00:07:30.940 Well 00:07:31.480 --> 00:07:32.700 It wasn't really one joke 00:07:32.700 --> 00:07:34.080 Let's get real here, yes (idk what to call that laugh) 00:07:34.360 --> 00:07:35.200 (cute voice but idk what poods is talking) 00:07:35.500 --> 00:07:37.800 Yeah it was one, it was one joke, it was one joke. 00:07:38.100 --> 00:07:40.620 and had his show cancelled because someone called him 00:07:40.620 --> 00:07:41.840 it's okay because he's vegan now 00:07:41.840 --> 00:07:42.860 That's true. 00:07:43.120 --> 00:07:48.460 Petition for Felix to make a cardboard Elon, so he will actually co-host meme review. 00:07:48.680 --> 00:07:50.580 *high pitch voice from poods* Pretty good idea. Thank you. 00:07:50.580 --> 00:07:51.300 Elon Musk 00:07:51.400 --> 00:07:51.900 Dr. Phil 00:07:52.220 --> 00:07:52.800 Ben Shapiro 00:07:53.360 --> 00:07:54.800 Being ready to host meme review. 00:07:55.360 --> 00:07:56.800 Come up. Come up. 00:07:56.800 --> 00:07:57.420 Bring it 00:07:58.100 --> 00:07:58.780 Anyone. 00:07:58.960 --> 00:08:01.260 So proud of Marzia for taking a big step today and following her heart. 00:08:01.260 --> 00:08:05.840 I hope Marzia finds what she's looking for in life and I wish her good luck for the future. 00:08:05.840 --> 00:08:09.000 Also, I hope T-Series releases a similar video soon. 00:08:09.380 --> 00:08:10.500 One can only dream. 00:08:10.500 --> 00:08:12.500 Images you can hear 00:08:12.500 --> 00:08:13.240 ~Everyone~ 00:08:13.900 --> 00:08:15.460 ~We have an announcement today.~ 00:08:15.460 --> 00:08:17.460 ~Stoooop bullying~ 00:08:17.460 --> 00:08:18.820 I want him to do a part 2 00:08:18.820 --> 00:08:19.900 Like, all of them. 00:08:19.900 --> 00:08:21.760 I tried to reach out to the kid 00:08:21.760 --> 00:08:23.140 he wouldn't reply 00:08:23.140 --> 00:08:25.240 But I know he commented on one of my videos 00:08:25.520 --> 00:08:27.000 I know you're listening. 00:08:27.000 --> 00:08:28.640 Please. Get all your friends 00:08:28.980 --> 00:08:29.940 I beg you 00:08:29.940 --> 00:08:31.360 Get all your friends and do 00:08:31.360 --> 00:08:32.160 ~Everyone~ 00:08:32.180 --> 00:08:33.380 ~We have an announcement today~ 00:08:34.120 --> 00:08:34.920 👏 👏 00:08:35.260 --> 00:08:35.820 MEME 00:08:35.820 --> 00:08:36.960 REVIEWWW 00:08:36.960 --> 00:08:38.960 Okay. That would be epic. (it already is epic) 00:08:38.960 --> 00:08:42.960 PewDiePie fans that are still not in the Subreddit 00:08:42.960 --> 00:08:46.780 WHEN WILL YOU SAY HONESTLY THAT YOU'RE DOING YOUR PART. 00:08:46.780 --> 00:08:48.780 You can't look at afterwards. 00:08:48.780 --> 00:08:52.340 And go, oh I wish things were different. Okay? 00:08:52.340 --> 00:08:55.880 You can't pull a Swede and be like, oh sorry Mr. Hitler Summer. 00:08:56.020 --> 00:08:57.880 Please go ("country up" *I think that's what he said*) 00:08:57.920 --> 00:08:59.660 Ah we should've done something. 00:08:59.760 --> 00:09:01.160 You can't do that. 00:09:01.260 --> 00:09:01.760 This is not it. 00:09:02.000 --> 00:09:02.540 That is it. 00:09:02.660 --> 00:09:03.600 That looks like me. 00:09:03.640 --> 00:09:04.920 Is that the.. Incredibles kid? 00:09:04.920 --> 00:09:06.920 Tim. I wasn't right I was right! 00:09:07.540 --> 00:09:08.980 Getting an F in test. 00:09:09.940 --> 00:09:12.880 Realizing teachers were just trying to pay respect (See the 2 "to's"? right after the to.) 00:09:13.180 --> 00:09:15.280 This is showed. Nice. 00:09:16.520 --> 00:09:18.580 YouTube, can you give me money to pay for rent? 00:09:19.180 --> 00:09:19.940 To pay for rent? 00:09:20.160 --> 00:09:20.760 Yeeeeeees. 00:09:20.760 --> 00:09:23.620 Actually buys a useless belt like a boss. 00:09:23.800 --> 00:09:24.980 I still have the belt 00:09:25.140 --> 00:09:26.980 If anyone can let me know how to use it 00:09:26.980 --> 00:09:27.840 That would be great. 00:09:28.060 --> 00:09:28.560 Thank you. 00:09:28.880 --> 00:09:30.240 Problems of the rich people huh. 00:09:30.680 --> 00:09:32.160 This is what i've been saying all along. 00:09:32.160 --> 00:09:34.160 Yeah. The more money the more (idk what he said) 00:09:34.840 --> 00:09:36.060 *laughs* ( I like the chef that says mama mia ) 00:09:36.120 --> 00:09:38.140 *LAUGHS* 00:09:38.520 --> 00:09:41.100 Nothing hits me like an Italian (pasterie? pastry? IDKWHATHESAID) 00:09:41.440 --> 00:09:42.340 Mama mia 00:09:42.780 --> 00:09:44.080 Pizzeria 00:09:44.080 --> 00:09:46.080 Not even there, she, might see ya. (NICE RHYME) 00:09:46.080 --> 00:09:48.280 Imagine having to click to subscribe. 00:09:48.280 --> 00:09:50.600 This post was made by T-Series gang. 00:09:50.760 --> 00:09:52.760 OOOOOOOOOoooOOoOOooOOOoOHHH 00:09:52.760 --> 00:09:54.500 The Last Supper. 00:09:54.800 --> 00:09:55.300 yep. 00:09:56.100 --> 00:10:00.280 Hello imputes, and i'm here to talk about serious topics 00:10:00.280 --> 00:10:01.900 Okay, that's amazing. 00:10:02.140 --> 00:10:03.900 skulldino or- did you make this? 00:10:04.160 --> 00:10:05.900 I gotta make sure.. Yeah it is 00:10:05.900 --> 00:10:09.100 Oh damn he's made a lot of that. Damn that's awesome. 00:10:09.100 --> 00:10:11.000 Thank you very much that's really cool. 00:10:11.000 --> 00:10:13.000 Yeah, I don't even know what my channel is anymore. 00:10:13.000 --> 00:10:14.360 PewDiePie candies 00:10:14.360 --> 00:10:15.480 Simple chocolate candy 00:10:15.480 --> 00:10:16.500 Can U do this 00:10:17.100 --> 00:10:19.960 Lemon candy in green wrapper. Okay. 00:10:19.960 --> 00:10:21.260 PewDiePie claps 00:10:21.260 --> 00:10:22.480 Oh my God! 00:10:22.480 --> 00:10:23.740 You Laugh You Lose cookies 00:10:23.800 --> 00:10:24.960 You Eat, You Lose. 00:10:24.960 --> 00:10:26.720 This is such good ideas. 00:10:26.720 --> 00:10:27.760 Normal 00:10:27.760 --> 00:10:29.760 2x baby, oh yeah! 00:10:29.760 --> 00:10:35.840 Hope you guys enjoy this video in 2x. You can switch that off now if you feel like it. 00:10:35.840 --> 00:10:37.480 Smash like if you enjoy this video 00:10:37.480 --> 00:10:38.180 JUST KIDDING! 00:10:38.180 --> 00:10:39.000 SUBSCRIBE! 00:10:39.000 --> 00:10:40.880 SUBSCRIBE GODDAMMIT 00:10:40.880 --> 00:10:42.300 This is our last chance 00:10:42.300 --> 00:10:45.980 Listen up you STUPID KIDS. I had enough of you, okay. 00:10:45.980 --> 00:10:48.160 I'm not gonna pretend I like you 00:10:48.160 --> 00:10:48.980 Because I know 00:10:48.980 --> 00:10:50.980 I care about one thing, and one thing only. 00:10:51.460 --> 00:10:54.700 DUDE, GET TO 69 MILLION, BEFORE THAT GODDAMN 00:10:54.700 --> 00:10:55.940 *LAUGHS* 00:10:55.940 --> 00:10:58.760 You know what, it doesn't matter. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO 00:10:58.760 --> 00:11:03.540 There will be no EPIC BROFIST. That's right. I'm retracting all the BROFISTS. 00:11:03.540 --> 00:11:05.140 Until this deed is done. 00:11:05.140 --> 00:11:06.980 Now you have a true incentive. 00:11:06.980 --> 00:11:08.500 Now you have a true challenge. 00:11:08.500 --> 00:11:10.500 Now you have something to do with a burning passion 00:11:10.500 --> 00:11:12.980 To truly fight for it. That go FORTH DAMMIT. 00:11:12.980 --> 00:11:14.560 WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE 00:11:14.560 --> 00:11:15.140 GET THE FREAK OUT 00:11:15.140 --> 00:11:15.840 Bye. *LAUGHS* 00:11:15.840 --> 00:11:20.480 Subtitles by IAmClueless and Crypticspex 00:11:20.580 --> 00:11:21.640 Hi 00:11:21.640 --> 00:11:22.920 ANOTHER ORIGINAL CONTENT TO ENJOY RIGHT? 00:11:22.920 --> 00:11:24.720 Have a nice day y'all 00:11:24.720 --> 00:11:26.700 I think poods should bring back the good ol' brofist outro. Don't you think? 00:11:26.700 --> 00:11:27.280 It's about almost 2:15 in the morning I finished the subtitles XD 00:11:27.360 --> 00:11:28.000 Now you can leave in peace. 00:11:28.020 --> 00:11:31.240 ⓋⒾⒹⒺⓄ ⒹⓄⓃⒺ.