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Eh Masih idup lu, Kampret!
(APA BGSD GW BR DATENG!)

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Tuhan Memberkatimu Mr.Beast

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Tuhan memberkatimu jiwamu

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Dan saat lu pikir udah gk ada harapan

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Semua orang Ngetweet

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PewDiePie Bakalan di kalahin!
(HORE!)

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PewDiePie...

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Semuanya pada ngerayain

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YES
(๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و

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*Plok

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Juga kompeni dari India ini

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Semuanya kecuali Pewdiepie
(sans gw enggak)

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Tapi Mr.Beast

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Lu selametin idup gua

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Gua berutang nyawa ama lo
(so cakep anjay!!)

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Tengkyu

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Gua beli banyak papan reklame

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Mr.Beast: eh liat men kita ada 2 reklame

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kita gk boleh gagal

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Kita Masok Tivi
(HORE!)

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Ambil hape lu, masuk ke youtube, cari Pewdiepie

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Dan elu subscribe dia
(udah, 14x gw)

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juga di iklan radio
(anjay!!! di ard*n?!)

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Mr.Beast: gk ada yang bisa bunuh Meme, Secepat dan Seefisien

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Selain Orang Swedia ini!
(PANUTAN EMANG!)

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gua harap mereka gk ngelupain gua pas vidio ini tenar
(SORRY ELU SAPA YA?!)

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gua masih punya satu lagi, men.

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Kartu Angel terakhir gua

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yang masih belum gua pake

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Okeh?,
(oke)

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Karena gua masih belum butuh itu

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Channel dari India yang akan Mengalahkan Pewdiepie

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dan menjadi Pemilik Subscriber Terbanyak di youtube

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maksud lo, Perusahaan jutaan dollar yang punya ribuan pekerja

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Yang ngerilis 5-10 Video per hari

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iklannya dimana mana, dan diikuti oleh orang" india.

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Ngelawan 1 orang dengan usaha sendiri sejauh ini,

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Dari sekedar bikin vidio di rumah

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Dan udah jadi No.1 selama 5-6 tahun
(EMANG PANUTANQUE!)

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yang punya followers dari mancanegara, dengan-

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eh- banyak- banyak usaha

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oke, itu dilebihin

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*tarik napas

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dan kebanyakan dpt CO PI RA IG HT SU TR AI KU
(wkwkwkwkkw)

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itu baru beneran!
(EMANG!!)

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dia gk peduli

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dan terus bikin video buat fansnya
(Mantab Bosque!)

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dan selalu jadi nomor 1 dihati fansnya
(YOII) (ฅ⁍̴̀◊⁍̴́)و ̑̑

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ITU, COEG, SEKALE!

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keren juga, dengan banyaknya orang yang benci gua

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dan mereka cuman bisa ngedukung siapapun

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yang ngalahin gua.

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Cengen lu pada!.
(Kek lu men!)

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well, lu bisa lanjutin tangisan lu terus,

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KARENA GUA MASIH LANJOD
(HAJAR BOSSS)

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Dampak dari Mr.Beast

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ya, ini keren gila!

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*eh seriusan!

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gua punya berapa skrg?

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GUA HAMPIR DAPET 6-

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*THAHAHA

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*Plok
itu ngaruh!

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itu ngaruh!

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Ketika harapan mulai sirna

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ini mirip "Lord of the Rings"

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disaat saat gini kejadian, ngerti kan?

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lu tau lah maksud gw, ayolah
(gw gk nonton)

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PENTAGON!

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HEXAGON!

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OCTAGON!

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ALLREVENUEGONE.
(semua pendapatan ilang)

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gia bisa apa cok, gua udah belajar dari itu

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karena moral kode gua

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dan gk ada alesan lain *tshe hehe

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Liat nih

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lu lu pada, beneran enggak nyerah ya men?

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posting beginian lagi, keingetan kalo-

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"kita menang Disegala Aspek!"

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karena eh-

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T series cuman dapet beberapa followers di tweeter

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gua gk ngerti toh,

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ini semuanya bikin gua bingung

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kita mungkin menang di pertarungan, tapi bukan perang

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MEREKA BLM MENANG, NYET!!
(SANTAI BGSD!)

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*Amukan iblis
EEEERRR!!

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Kerja di Space X dan Tesla
*Nope

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Jadi Host di Meme Review bareng

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*Plok
PewDiePie

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*Plak

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*Plek

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*Plik

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*Pluk

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Ayo Ellon, Kita butuh bantuan lu!}
(dia bisa apa?

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Pliss Ellon Musk tolong kita, pliss

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ELLON MUSK- CHAAAAAN!
(GANDENG!!)

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Stop ngirimin ni sampah!

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*heh

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ada yang lagi nge Fake Tweet noh

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gua ngerasa ini boongan juga

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orang" gk akan lupain gitu aja

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oy, liat ada Fake Tweet yang lain!
(DIMANA!?)

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SUNGGUH ALAMI!
(OTAKMU!!)

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"Oke fine, kita bakalan rilis Scare Pewdiepie S2"

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"TAPI, HARUSKAH GUA?!"

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*Hang

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oke, itu Tana Monggo

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gua dah kayak, "Referensi apan itu?"

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gua makin tua men. gua terlalu tua buat meme

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"Bayangkan lu nulis sesuatu dan tidak bisa menghapusnya"

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itu ngasih gua ide loh, kayak-
(kenanganku bersama dia?)

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gimana pas lu lagi umur 80

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dan som- som-

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seseorang ngasih, lu tau karna meme

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meme itu dikenal karena enggak jelas

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dan orang" enggak ngerti itu

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umur lu 80, dan ada orang bikin joke tentang Uganda Knuckle (Canggung itu pasti)

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dan cuman ada 1 org kek-

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Helliyeah, Kena troll lu
(:^)

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*Lagu sedih
Trollface, sungguh old pisan

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Simbol Sakral buat para Libtards

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di masa" gua

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"Bayangkan lu nulis sesuatu dan tidak bisa menghapusnya"

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Di post Oleh, "PENCIL GANG"

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Pencil Gang telah mensponsori Video ini,

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Tengkyu Verimach, Pencil Gang

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Pencil gang, udah milih untuk join dengan kita

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buat lawan T-Series
(gua dilupain ya?)

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"Domo Arigatou Pencil Gang"
(WIBBU LU BGSD!!)

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Feelits, lu kalo mikir, pake inggris ato swedia?
(coeg coeg, pertanyaannya)

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Meneketehe *heh

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emang elu mikirin apa yang elu pikirin? enggak kan?

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mungkin inggris sih

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kadang, gua sering ngigo pas lagi tidur, dan marzia bilang gua ngomong pake swedia (FAK!) ┏༼ ◉ ╭╮ ◉༽┓

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Jadi, gua pikir kali aja-
(tidur aja da yg merhatiin!!!)

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masih ada Keswediaan gua di dalem diri gua

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Meronta ronta, dan Teriak

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Dia ngebeli semua Reklame di kota gua cuman buat ini
(biasa, belum Lamaran fppt)

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*the ha ha ha
(biasa, belum Lamaran fppt)

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oke a- e- e- e-

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kalo lu belum no- non- nonton vidio nya
(NGOMONG YG JELAS!!)

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Cekidot linknya di deskripsi!

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Tuhan Memberkatimu MR.Beast

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Nah, buat lo yang pengen Berjuang

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Kalo masih ada yutuber disana yang mau berjuang

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di pertarungan ini

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Di pihak mana elu bakalan di kenal di sejarah
(WANJHAY BERAD MEN!!)

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Channel?
(kampret)

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Gua bikin ini buat lu Pewds

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gua har- yakin Followers bocah lu pada suka!
(PENGEN GW COK!)

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Itu mantagg sogg

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gua bilang begitu

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tapi, mereka enggak pernah nerima

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TANTANGANNYA!!
(BERISIK!, LU MAU D USIR LAGI?!)

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lu gk akan tau apa yang ada di halaman tweeter gua

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lu gk akan tau

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Babeh: Kenapa elu Nangis keras banget!!

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"Bangga binggits ma si teteh zia karna tlah ambil langkh besar dan ngikutin hatinya~~"

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"Bye youtube!"

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*plok *plok

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*plek

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Bisakah kalian nari F di chat?

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*tawa bengek

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men, seenggaknya lu kasih channel nya ke gua, pliss

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suapay gua bisa kalahin T-Series, tapi

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lu tau lah, gua harus lebih supportive

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Felix, jangan lupa buat bikin video 5 menit yang di lambatin (GENIUS ANJAY!)

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2x supaya lu bisa bikin 5 menit

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kenapa harus bikin 5 menit buat 10 mnt doang

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20 MENIT!
(SERAKAH!)

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mungkin gw bisa dapet lebih banyak Watch time gitu,
(JGN BGSD!)

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Kalo kek gitu sih bak-

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karena youtube lebih mentingin watch time

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makin panjang durasi nya makin mantab

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jadi, mungkin kalo gua begitu..
(oyyy!!!)

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yok, kita coba di ni video
(JANGAN BRAD!!!)

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ogah.
(goood!)

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"Meme Review, kapan?"

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"Tengah Malem"

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*plok
"Tengah Malem"

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*plak

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ey, ada tweet yang beneran asli, gmana cok?

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gua masih nungguin lu, Tellon!

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kami butuh bantuan lu, Telon-Chaaan~

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Ikeeh Ikeeeh me Ellon Chan~

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gua tau dia ngerti gua ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Wibbu kampret!

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"tong emak udah liat video nya hus itu, kita ke RSJ bes-"

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what?

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"tong!, Pewdiepie itu apaan?, dan nape elu nyuruh-"

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"engkong lu,"

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"subscraip die?!"

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"tong, ngelakuin bagiannya!"

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(ENGGAK JELAS BGSD!)

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*Plok

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*Plak

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saat lu baru nyadar kalo Pewdiepie
(anjay idol ane!)

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gk akan jadi youtuber pertama
(bang Sin!!)

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yang bakalan dapetin 69 juta subs
(GBLG!)

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ayo men,

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Kita punya tujuan!

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Kita punya Misi!

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Plis!

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cuman ini yang gua minta ke elu pada, men!

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kecual yang minta minta buat ngesubs dan begitulah

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Tapi tolong men, cuman ini yang gua minta dari yang lain!

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"Gua bisa aja beli Youtube, Hapus T-Series"
(anjay!!)

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inilah dimana para genius bermunculan

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"Ngerilis Scare Pewdiepie S2"

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"Tapi, Haruskah gua?!)

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KENT*D
(FAK!)

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padahal dikit lagi!

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hampir gua kira ini beneran riil

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Coeg banget

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gua udah rencana bikin vidio, dimana gw review vidio minta maaf!

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Duit!

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udah gw bikin cok!

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Cekitout

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itu mantab jiwa

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gua harap bisa masukin lebih aaa-

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vidionya cuman-

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pada lama bet, gk tau napa
(iya men tangan gw keram!)

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Sumur!

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gua baru aja nikah!
(SOMBONG BET!) (´;︵;`)

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pas lagi make baju si pewdiepie

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*tangisan kematian

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liat tuh men!

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Da- Dasar Virgin!
(BGSD KOE!) (‡▼益▼)

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Selamet

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Bahkan bocah 9 taun

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bisa nemuin si-

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si "Dia" untuk slamanya
(FAK)  ｡ﾟ( ﾟஇ‸இﾟ)ﾟ｡

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yang elu perlu lakuin cuman beli dagangan gw
(UDAH 27 BAJU DAH GW BELI!!)

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gua udah bilang dari dlu

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*hngh khehe

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tapi, beneran KVLT SOGH,Tengkyu banget, gw ngerasa terhormat!  (MANTAB MANIA!!)

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*dhehe

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jujur aja
(MANCING!)

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Barang Meme Review beneran kek-

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*Plok

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*Plak

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Paling laris dari semua- semua yg gua punya

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dan gua cuma mau bilang Tengkyu

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Varimach for ee--

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buat semua yang punya
(gw jadiin lap sih)

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gua beneran hargain itu
(sama gua jadiin penutup cerobong asap)

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Feelix, harus nikah pake bajulu, sekarang

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Pake aja si bocah itu, feelix

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Nikahin aja istri gw feelix
(BGSD!!!)

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Oke!

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Lanjud Gan!

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"Dia Melucc"

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"Dia Macocc"

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dan yang terpenting

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dia Dabest, Selamat Ultah Felix
(yay umur anda berkurang 1 tahun!)

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Ini mantap jiwha
(wait, bukannya lu ultahnya-)

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sayangnya, ini bukan ultah gua semprul!
(fppt oopsie!)

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"Kampret Logan, pura pura buta warna, dan pura" kaget liat warna" "(amin!, matanya aja ilang sekalian!)

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"Nyetrum Bangke tikus"
(liat aja kurang kerjaan!)

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"dan ngeleleweh Mayat orang lain"
(tuh kan!)

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"dikasih budget gede buat bikin sequel di youtube movie"
(anjay malah tenar)

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"Pewdiepie, cuman bikin 1 candaan"

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(FPPPPT!!) (ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞

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Sumur.
(FPPPPT!!) (ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞

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*ngeden

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itu sih gk cuman 1 Joke aja, ayo kita telaah lagi

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*GHEHEHE

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*tangisan dari dalam kubur

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YAH, EMANG

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CUMAN SATU JOKE

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! JOKE DOANG

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"dan show nya di cancel, karena ada orang yang nyebut dia- (fpppt hajar itu orang men!)

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selow dia skrg udah jinak

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bener juga sih

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"permohonan buat kang felix, bikin Papan si Tellon"

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"supaya dia keliatan ngebawain acara"

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"Meme Review"

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WAK!

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Ide yang Coeg banget, Tengkyu

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Telon Lang!
(MINYAK YA ANJAY!)

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Si Uphil
(GBLG)

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Ben ten
(GK ADA YG BENER!)

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siap siap nge host Meme Review

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"Ayolah"

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"ayo, Men!"

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" SINI!"

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"Sapapun!"

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"sangat bangga ke si zia buat ngikutin hatinya tuk ambil langkah"

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"ane harap marzia nemuin jati dirinya di dunia nyata"

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"dan semoga beruntung tuk dia"

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"di masa depan, dan juga T-series"

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"semoga bikin vidio yang sama secepatnya"
(wkwkkw)

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Mimpimu cok!

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Bayangkan lu bisa denger

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Cemuanya~

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Kica punya penyumuman untyuk~

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stapphhhhh bullying~

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gua pingin mereka bikin lanjutannya

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kek, semuaanya

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gua udah kontek ke si bocah ini
(niat lu men!)

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dia gk bales
(wkkwwk lu sering buli dia sih!)

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tapi gua tau dia komen di salah satu vidio gua

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dengerin gua, kampret

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pliss

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kumpulin barudak sia

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dangukeun

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kumpulin para dekengan lu

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dan lakuin

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Cemuanya~

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Kita punya pengumuman disini~

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*PLAK

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*PLEK

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MEEEEM!

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REVIUWWWW!

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oke?

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itu bakalan coeg banget

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fans pewdiepie

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yang belum join, SUBREDDIT!

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KAPAN LU MAU JUJUR

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KALO LU LAGI NGELAKUIN BAGIAN LU!

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lu gk bisa di lewatin gitu aja!

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dan cuman

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"ohh, coba aja kalo semuanya berubah"

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oke?!, lu gk bisa gitu aja ngebiarinin

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oh sorry Mr.Hitler-Sama

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tolong, M*mpret ke tempat asal lu!
(kalo pengen tau ceritanya)

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"ahhk, kita harusnya lakuin sesuatu"
(ke subreddit ae, mls jelasin)

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lu gk bisa gitu cok!

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bukan begini men

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NAH, Ini DIA

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NAH, Ini DIA, keliatan mirip gua

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itu bocah dari incridebel kan?

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Dem!

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gua sala-, gua bener loh!

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Dapet nilai F di test,
(disini pake angka men!)

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baru sadar kalo, guru lu cuman ngasih respect
(TERIMA AJA BANGSAT!!!)

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ini beneran

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KVLT

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*PFFT

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youtube, bisa gk kamu kasih aku uang buat bayar kos?

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buat bayar kos?

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yesssss.

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sebenernya, malah beli gesper serba gk guna, like a boss

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gua masih punya belt nya

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kalo ada yang tau cara makenya, kasih tau gua
(di puter, dijilat, BAKAR!!!)

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Tengkyu

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masalah orang orang kaya, heh

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ee- gua udah sering bilang

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ee- banyak duit banyak masalah
(True.)

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Gud Bye Yuh TUb
(WETEEF)

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*nyawanya mau keluar

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gk ada yang bisa mancing gua, kecuali meme pasta italia

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Mamamia

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Pidzeria
(Tjakep)

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cukup disana.

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Mar zi ya
(Mantap, pantunnye!)

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bayangin kalo lu harus klik buat "subscribe"

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Post ini di buat oleh gengnya T-Series

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OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
(SUBSCRIBE BOT Detected!)

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makan malam terakhir
(sabar cok!)

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yep.

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*KHNHEHEH

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"halo gua pewds, dan gua mau bicarain masalah serius"

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oke itu keren

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Skulldino, lu bikin ginian?

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gua harus pastiin, ya bener

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wanjay! dia bikin banyak banget!

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dem coeg banget

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makasih banyak, ini beneran keren cok

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gw juga udah gk ngerti tujuan channel ini men

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Permen Pewdiepie!

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1. Simple Chocolate

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CAN U DO THIS?

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LEMON CANDY!

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dengan kemasan hijau
(XD)

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Pewdiepie Claps

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OMAIGAD
(KEREN ANJAY!)

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YLYL cookies, lu makan lu kalah!

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idenya keren banget cok.

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Normal

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2x beibeh!

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OH YEAH!

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Gua harep lu suka ma ni vidio

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di percepat 2x,
(BANGKE!)

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lu bisa matiin itu skrg,
(jgn tertipu gengs!)

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kalo lu suka

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Tonjok Tombol like nya kalo lu suka

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CANDA NYET!
(SANTAI)

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SUBSCRIBE SAT!
(BACHOT!)

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SUBSCRIBE BANGSAD!
(EH KUYA!)

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ini kesempatan terakhir kita
(Closing: Amburegul~)

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Dengerin gua lu bocah kampret!
(EMESEYU~~)

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gua udah muak ma lu pada oke?
(BAHRELWEY~, BAHRELWEY)

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gua gk akan pura" suka ama lu, karna gua benci lu!
(Lekiksawun!~)

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gua cuman peduli ama satu hal
(YU TEKREWEI!~)

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danm cuman satu!

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yaitu dapetin 69 juta

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sebelum itu si KAMPRET
(BAHRELWEY~ BAHRELWEY!~)

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lu tau? gk terlalu penting

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lu tau apa yang harus lu lakuin
(LEKIKSAWUN!~)

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gk akan adalagi namanya bropis
(YU TEKREWEY!~)

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beneran, gw tarik semua bropis

00:11:03.520 --> 00:11:05.080
sampe ini masalah terselseikan

00:11:05.080 --> 00:11:06.880
sekarang lu punya dorongan

00:11:06.880 --> 00:11:08.620
sekarang lu punya tantangan

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sekarang lu punya sebuah g- hal yang di gairahkan

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buat di perjuangkan

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Sekarang lu Caw kampret!

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Ngapain lu masih disini?!
(NYANYI BGSD!)

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mampret lu!, BYE

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*heh

00:11:16.420 --> 00:11:18.420
(nah lanjut coy!)

00:11:18.420 --> 00:11:20.220
(AMBUREGUL~)

00:11:20.220 --> 00:11:22.860
(EMESEYU!~)

00:11:22.860 --> 00:11:24.860
(BAHRELWEY~ BAHRELWEY!~)

00:11:24.860 --> 00:11:25.640
(cmon bareng bareng!)

00:11:25.640 --> 00:11:27.640
(LEKIKSAWUN YU TEKREWEY~)

00:11:27.640 --> 00:11:29.300
(IM TITANIGOOOO!~~~)

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Tengs, ane yusuf-