Oh my god...
*Sigh* Well,
Guess that means I get a strike.....
God dammit!
Brad loses a strike, that means I'm winning now!
The hell man!
Thanks to Donald Trump, I'm one step closer to an American flag tattoo, that's great. Thank you, Trump.
Hey, by the way it's 6 in the morning.
"Scare Pewdiepie" starts at 7 today.
*facepalm* Why?
This kid is the real American hero.
Look at him...
He's so bored!
LOOK AT HIM!!
Gubble is looking at the ashes
of Trump...
Why is it so fucking early?
Why am I still getting hate?
What are you kids doing in my lawn?
No- no!
You guys look like you need some fucking sleep.
I stayed up and watched the Election!
Brad: Really?!
Damnit! Trump won!
Brad: *giggles*
Fuck!
Brad: I'm like, really happy because of the strike,
Brad: But it's a weird feeling!
*Laughing*
I'm genuinely bummed out cause I'm winning now!
Brad: You get a strike, you get a strike!
That means I'm 8 and you're 7
Brad: I get the healing divine power of Trump.
The healing divine power of Trump
Brad: You have to master the Kamehameha.
Brad: Hands here.
Back.
And then... and then you have to do this. To make it 'go'.
Felix: oh okay yeah
*Felix making Dragonball Z noises*
*poof*
WOAH!! Ho-ho!
Shit!
Maaan
Fuck... Woah!
Shit daawg
You go in the back today.
We don't have enough space
Come on
Come on boy
Michael:Noo
Michael: NOOOOOOO
Michael: *screams* *Felix laughing*
Alright Michael!
Michael: See you later!
*slams hood* Felix: FOR TRUMP
*poof* (weird laughter)
It's gonna be a long day.
We got two hours to burn this car down
*Chill techno music interlude*
*POOF*
JEEEESUS CHR...
POOOFFFFFFF
Woah
Shit
IT'S TRUMP DAAAY
TRUMP DAY
GOTTA GET DOWN ON TRUMP DAAY!
TRUMP!
(Laughs)
(Felix panics as his sleeve catches fire)
FUCK! JESUS CHRIST!
It got stuck, in my hand!
Je..(Laughter)
İf I became a burn victim..
it would be sad
If Michael became a burn victim..
it would be a good meme.
(laughter)
Pewdiepie: Is that a..
Oh my god is that a... blunt?!
Are you smoking drugs?
Oh my god!
Thanks buddy
Heyyyyy
Michael: Hey buddy!
Felix: Stop
Show us yo dick!
*giggles*
Jesus
WOAH!
Look at that my hair's all burnt
Michael:Oh my god.. Holyyy shit
Look at that
Jesus
I roll hard!
What can I say
Awh shit, I ate too much of that Mexican.
(Laughter)
*Poof*WOAHHOH
GOT HIMMM
*fire mixtape*
*Poof*
(Laughter)
You guys tie me up and make me blind for so long
so I won't see what's outside
Brad: You belong to us now
I know
Girl: wait!
Guy: He's running!
*running away*
Felix: NO! *kicks legs*
*Felix trying to fight back*
*He gave up and walks back*
Brad: You tried man!
Brad: You tried...
but you didn't get far enough
Felix: Next time, next time..
Brad: Yeah...
In the van please, bud
Man: Lock the door!
He's so pissed
Is he for real?
Michael: yeah
"Lock the door, Fuckin idiot."
Anthony: Whats up? Oh man, you got a nice shirts!
Operation birdabo, come on
Oooh shit
Get 'im, GET 'im, GET 'IM
*stupid battle of the shirts*
TRUMP 2016
*Manly giggling*
Don't resist
Micheal: It's over, Brad
Anthony: Well, you can't really read it
Pewds and Michael: DO IT AGAIN, DO IT AGAIN
Brad: It's Anthony's signature Anthony: This is my signature, guys
You are gonna get straight up murdered Pewds: Wtf is this?
Anthony: I couldn't write it!
Brad: Thanks Anthony!
Anthony: I couldn't write it!
Felix: You could sell that on eBay now!
Anthony: I found it very difficult to write "TRUMP 2016" on there
because I felt like I was going against myself
Michael: Aw that's horrible Brad ):
Felix: Wait let me just uh
get that away for you
Felix: That was there before. That was there before.
Brad:Oh that's a strike
Micheal "He made this I can't believe it. Look at this.
Felix: Anthony you were supposed to help me damnit
Anthony: I TRIED
POOF
Anthony: WAT
Felix: I had that ready all day.
Brad: Fucking butthole
What the fuck is this
Micheal: oh yeah th-that's good
Brad: I can re- I can feel that it says TRUMP *laughs*
Micheal: Oh that's a good one
Woah hahaha
Felix: Micheal you did that
Micheal: Definently NO!
Felix: You get a strike
Micheal: NO I DIDN'T I HOLD THE CAMERA
OH NO
Felix: Brad what she doing
Brad: She's fixing it for me so no one gets triggered by Trump
Felix: No you can't do dat
Brad: Yah you can't fuck with my shirt
Felix: I can intercept
Micheal: Brad what do you got
*Brad points to the back*
Micheal: WOW
Anthony: I heard Norway is on there
Oh yeah
I'll do my world famous...... chotey penis.
*stupid battle of the shirts*
Felix: Don't touch my trump
Imma imma do it like you know how people have those tattoos on their shoulder, like doves, imma do penises.
Brad: that's a thick penis.
wow
MIcheal: Wow that's a thick sclog
Well now it's
Brad: That's beautiful
Person: yesssss
Micheal: Great good job! Pretty good. He would love that.
Anthony: He'll love these shoulder tats.
Brad: yah
Anthony: looks great
Brad: Trying to see how he'll shove that up.
hahahahaha
*music*
Felix: OHHHH Shit
Brad: That's it you're done
Felix: Watch this
*lamely* I am the one
Brad: You had a fun day?
Felix: That was really cool, very fun day
very sweaty
Brad: it was a middle of the day shoot
Felix: It was the middle of the frickin desert.
How do I look underneath?
That nice?
Micheal: Wow that's a good
Felix: Like that? that's for the fan gurlz. Don't tell Marzia
You can't touch that. You're not insured
Fell for that stupid trick, insured?
Brad: GET HIM OUT GET HIM OUT OF HERE!
Felix: GET OUT, SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT
Go back to your country, nazi scum,
Now we're heading back to the vi- van, I'm gonna get a nice shower in the shower tent my favorite part of the day.
Every time we do a Scare Pewdiepie, it ends with a shower tent. It's the best thing ever.
Cause I always get covered in shit. But this time I didn't get covered in shit!
*Pewds singing* Too many dicks, too many dicks
Brad: wow
* Pewds continues singing*
Brad: Gonna do some shit?
Anthony: OH SHIT
Brad: We filmed it.
Anthony: Aw damn it
How do you like your new shirt?
Felix: fuck you
Anthony: You like it? You like your shirt? Aw you love it.
Felix: You're never coming on my show again, ANTHONY.
Anthony: Don't say that with so many dicks on your shirt.
*Pewds triggered*
Felix: Can you believe this guy?
*giggling*
*POOF*
Felix: OH Shit
Micheal: REALLY?
Felix: NO
Micheal: No not that close.
Felix: Give me your hand
Micheal: That's soo- I this. ?
Felix: Come on press, press
Micheal: NO I DON'T
Felix I refa- Felix are you crazy
Felix: Oh it's not on.
Micheal: Don't Felix
Brad: I'm literally focusing on his arm hairs, this is crazy
Micheal: Felix Felix
Brad: WOOOOOAAAAHHHHHHH
WOAH
That went so far that way I think it was under the lens.
*laughs*
Micheal: Double click
Felix: Yah
*POOF*
Woah, look at that
Brad: That's fucking cra-
Felix: 3 retards, one car.
Micheal: AH
WOAH
Felix: WE should stop, We should stop
I'm sorry Jacklyn
*MUSIC*
Felix: Here we go, here we go, here we go
Come on baby.
Come on
What the hell is this?
What
That was views.
13 billion views
Micheal: wow that's not bad
Felix: That's not bad,
oh *claps*
Pewdiepie now 49 million 12 subscribers
Are you looking Marzia?
Marzia: No I'm not looking
Felix: I got a surprise for you
Marzia: Can I Iook?
Felix: NO
I will
Marzia: I will look with the camera
I will tell you when you could look.
What are you doing?
Marzia: I'm just coming closer.
Felix: You don't want this spoiled to you, you're going to be super bummed out.
Marzia: Can I open my eyes now?
Felix: Oh Jesus Christ, okay now. *inhales*
Marzia: I mean it's just inflatable
Is it a pug?
OH MY GOD
Felix: You can open your eyes
*squeaky voices*
I'm so tired, can you tell?
Marzia: mhm
Felix: I'm so tired. I should not be driving.
So we're going to pick up my- I got some PACKAGES
*sarcastically* Hopefully it's from fans, because they've been so great.
Then we're probably going to eat something.
I don't know how I'm gonna stay awake.
Tomorrow we got a lot of stuff as well. Oh My God
Next week is INSANE
Marzia: Ethan?
Yah, the schedule is just like* pewds sound effect*
Marzia: No it's the final week thing.
Felix: Yah no that's why. They crammed it all in there.
But yeah to today was a really fun day. We were like cowboys and stuff.
Yah it was really fun and I got to meet Anthony.
Marzia: Are you allowed to say these things?
Felix: Yah I can say that. Anthony is a really cool dude. I really like him.
All the guests were really great in the show so far. I think this show is going to be so much better than the first one.
Not that the first one was bad, but it- I just don't think it appealed to a larger audience.
And I think this one really will.
When you order fries in America,
you get fries in America, look at that.
Marzia: woah
That's a lot of fries.
Felix: Oh My God this is so good
Holy shit I look insane
I'm really tired.
um
today was a really fun day,
and uh
Tomorrow, hang out with some cool people, I'm excited for that, so I'll see ya,
and a please leave a like if you enjoyed really appreciate it,
and i'll see you in the next *kiss* BIRDABO
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