*cool 90s games music*
60 million! (congratulation poods!)
Thank youuuu! Thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Of course, of course we gonna get the 60 mil merch son! (no special things ( ཀ ʖ̯ ཀ))
BAH! BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH (he lost it)
60 mil, I bet you thought I couldn't do it, huh? (hey that wasn't me)
Check out the merch. Link in Bi-scription...
It would really help out a lot, y'know?
It's been, uhh, it's been, channel is doing well
But my God, there are so many yellow dollar signs.
And i don't even know what to do!
I might have to live on the street.. unless...
*Sad music*
Unless you're an absolute madlad.
Check out the merch, link in the bio.
Oh, it comes with a sticker as well, so you can place it on top of your fifty-mil merch.
So that will be relevant as well.
There is nothing more beautiful than a man expressing his love
In poetic words
Words, that speak directly from his soul
And there's no-one that can do this better
Than indian men
Kann writes, send me ur vegana pic
Hai
Are you f-ed at night?
I want to kiss your vegana
for two hours and then put my one feet pinus
In your vegana
You will happy?
*sighs*
Truly beautiful, truly words that speaks to your soul
How could you possibly say no to a request like this from Kann
Hello dear, how big is your
*pssy*
mmm, very nice pics
Send me nakde pic snow you bi-
Hello, bitch lasagna
What does he think lasagna means?
Here's another classic.
Your bobs very big I'm kiss your bobs
Don't forget to kiss your bobs!
Every night. I kiss my bobs.
At least 5 times
Now I'm sure you've seen these already, but I thought we would go through some more
Wonderful poetic words of wisdom
from Italian.. Italian? Really?
That's why they mix up the lasagna
From some Indian men on Facebook
Or Twatter
Trump is not my president... neither Obama... actually I'm from India
#NotMyPresident
Trump is not my president
Ne-niether Obama
Actually, I'm from Sweden
Send pussy
bed joke
I can't even. I don't know what to say. It's so f*ckin' weird.
I'm trying to decipher what's happening here.
Ohhhh I s- *laughs*
Always knew me and Taylor were somehow connected.
So that's him on the left.
That's his friend on the right.
That's his friend on the right
That's the guy on the left.
That's the girl
That's the girl with Ed Sheeran
Ed Sheeran, THEY ARE CONNECTED! OHMYGOD
My mind has been blown!
D-damn.
They are basically best friends.
So he just met this guy, took a selfie with him.
And then after that he's like 'Yeah I'm connected with Taylor Swift'
*laughs*
Ahh, that's genius.
Backstage with Eminem.
Wow.
It truly is backstage, not on stage.
And not staged at all, as in it's not photoshopped.
My god that looks incredible.
No-one loves photoshop like Indian people.
Lesson learned, don't f*ck with random men from Pakistan who message you on Facebook because they'll send you photoshopped pictures of you and them
I told you!
Oh yeah, you think we're separated?
Well think again! We're actually best friends!
And no... no! He photoshopped himself.. no!
This can't be right.
Selfie with Rona-*laughs*
There he is! I can..
My God.
Selfie with Ronaldo as well...
it's a rare disease. I need to see fresh girls without dress to be alive
I want to see you without dress.. or I will die.
That's so funny.. what's it called?
It's not a joke, ok?
Real disease. It's called...
A-NEW-DAYS-PED-IA
You can't find on Google don't search.
It is so rare
It is so rare you cannot find, don't even try it.
What happens if I don't send you pics?
My skin turn red and I will slowly puke blood...
and die.
P.S. Just send bitch.
Come on..
Come on, man, come on..
Just send it!
I'm dying!
*laughs*
Will you ever come to America?
I was th-rer-rer for m-mm.. what is he saying?
I was th-rer-rer.. Four. M. 1996 to 1999.
Where in America?
In Brooklyn 'n' Michigan Detroit.
What did you do there?
Heroin.
*laughs*
Got a friend request from a spam account, checked the friends list
and found this guy with Justin Beiber's haircut photoshopped on.
No no no, this is not...
This is not photoshop! I can't even tell!
I mean it looks good!
Put a condom on your heart. Bish.
Because I'm about to 'F' your feelings.
That unibrow makes me moist.
Baby, I'm having headache.
Let me see.
Okay, wait.
Damn that looks painful
Yes
You can't make this stuff up.
You just can't.. make this stuff up.
Damn that does look very painful.
I've seen a couple of headaches in my days, but *oof*
*laughs*
She has come a long way indeed air hostage to air hostess.
That's great!
It really shows that you can turn your life around...
If you are bad.
Then I am your dad?
If you are bad, then I am your dad.
I am your.. You're my.. If I'm..
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
All these lights, but you couldn't brighten up my life.
Asam is really going through some stuff right now.
Don't you just hate when you're surrounded by lights...
...but nothing can bright up your life?!
Why, am I still single?
You're gay!
Gay?
I straighter, than the pole your mom dances on.
OHHHHH
*explosion*
DAMMMNNN!
I love that rock and roll one in the bottom as well.
Man if.. ehhhh
If a man sends you this you know you have to show at least vergana.
God damn.
Now that's cool.
Mosquito bites a boob.
He sucks blood.. *laughs*
You can't make this stuff up. it's just too good!
Probably blood?
He is not my boyfriend, but I love his hugs.
His advice, and the way he can change my mood with the slightest smile..
He is my one and only.
He's not my boyfriend, but he's still mine...
Now that's some next-level friend-zoning god damn.
God damn!
Amith Mandavilli. I am not Amith, I am a legend.
Absolute. Legend!
My God. He's not a myth.
Super cool yo.
Yah! It's a very cool game.
I LOVE YOU!
Seems like the perfect time to confess your love.
You've probably seen this one..
Basically, this guy is..
Didn't want to be best friends with Mudasir anymore. So, uhh..
He made this picture.
Uhh... Declaring Salman, his new best friend.
Truly, truly touching stuff.
Sexy girl I want to touch her boobs.
Show your sexy boobs, and Snoop Dogg.
Now that's what you really want, you want to Snoop Dogg.
Do you ever meet a girl and you're like..
"Show me your sexy boobs" but then stop yourself, no.
No, no, no.
Show Snoop Dogg as well, I know he's h- I know he's here somewhere!
Snoop Dogg!
When you ask her nicely to send vegana pic instead she screenshots your conversation...
and posts it... *laughs*
He's just asking nicely for bobs and vegana
Show boo- bobs and vegana!
Is that too much to ask?
This pic.. This is my pic in Manchestarr stadium
Graet place. I just met Wayne Rooyney and gave him tip abouot football.
Seems legit.
Me and my wife. *laughs*
No.. No this can't be real!
This can't be real.
Now he can f*ck himself.
What a lucky man to get to marry himself. I wish I could do the same!
Are you a waman?
Yeah.. The 'f' you asking?
I'm doing economics research on wamans in economics.
India. So will send private parts because we do research on economists body part to determine medium size of breast in wamans in economic.
It's for the science of economics can you please just send me your boobs and vegana?
I'm doing a research for economics of waman and this is for your sake!
I'm trying to help you!
Okay, I think that.. I think that's enough of, uhh...
Madlad Indian edition.
Remember to post your bob and vegana.. and uhh..
This has been it for me.
Leave a like for bob, and leave a like for vegana.
And this has been my pleasure.
Thank you for watching, and I'll see you tomorrow with another video.
Squad-fam Out.
What the f*ck?
What am I reading?
Can you- can I get some likes please because my little brother just burned two days ago.
What are you saying?
What happened to your brother?
Oh my god.
*sniffs*