WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.820 How's it goin' -before this video begins I got an exciting announcement. 00:00:03.040 --> 00:00:10.319 Me and Marzia, together for the first time, launched a project together. Our own brand... ....called Tsuki. 00:00:10.320 --> 00:00:16.199 I'm wearing one right now. Uh, Tsuki's Japanese for moon of course. We're obsessed with Japan. 00:00:16.660 --> 00:00:20.459 It's a unisex clothing brand so it doesn't matter if you're a boy or girl. Or a... 00:00:21.189 --> 00:00:27.869 ...Creature of the night. -You can still wear Tsuki. We also have some home product as well. It's all ethically made and uh- 00:00:28.660 --> 00:00:31.590 It's all designed by us. So yeah one of the items 00:00:31.590 --> 00:00:35.880 I really wanted to have was his mock neck -that you got this Tsuki logo on it 00:00:36.460 --> 00:00:40.169 Uh, I love this thing. We also launched an oversized hoodie. 00:00:40.780 --> 00:00:44.129 Super comfortable, super cool fit on it very unique. 00:00:44.320 --> 00:00:48.989 We also got our pink t-shirt with the Tsuki logo along with a cap. 00:00:48.989 --> 00:00:52.948 I love this cap so much (finally one that actually fits my damn head). 00:00:53.050 --> 00:00:59.309 We even have (if you're feeling very fashion-forward and cool like myself) a beret! 00:00:59.829 --> 00:01:01.809 That's right *hehehe* 00:01:01.809 --> 00:01:05.249 Bet you didn't expect that. We also have very cool 00:01:05.350 --> 00:01:11.519 Tsuki socks along with a Sookie planner, candle (that we selected with the scent) and yeah check it out t-the... 00:01:12.070 --> 00:01:18.930 ...Stock is limited so, once it's out, it's out. You're gonna... it's now or never basically. So check it out- eh 00:01:19.000 --> 00:01:23.339 I'm really proud of it. I'm really proud of me 'n' Marzia finally doing a product together. 00:01:23.340 --> 00:01:26.939 It was a really fun thing to do, and hopefully you'll like it as well. (oh baby) 00:01:28.090 --> 00:01:30.600 Think we can all agree that YouTube is pretty.. 00:01:31.240 --> 00:01:37.650 Shi-*OOF*wonderful. YouTube is the greatest of course. What else did you think I was going to say? 00:01:37.650 --> 00:01:40.400 *EXTREME WHEEZE COUGH* *slaps table, causing explosion from hidden bombs* 00:01:40.420 --> 00:01:44.200 Today I'm going to review YouTube *shht* 00:01:44.320 --> 00:01:45.840 Can't even say it. 00:01:45.840 --> 00:01:52.400 Today we're going to review some of the finest videos, and some of the finest comments left on the website. 00:01:52.400 --> 00:01:54.400 Ya know me- 00:01:54.420 --> 00:01:56.790 I care about giving shoutouts to smaller 00:01:57.009 --> 00:02:04.109 Channels giving them some hope that day one day could become the next Pewdiepie! What am I talking about? 00:02:04.329 --> 00:02:09.719 Moving on all right here, we have a perfect example stop disliking my videos 00:02:10.979 --> 00:02:17.159 With Joey Veilleux he can hack you hey the other one 00:02:19.090 --> 00:02:21.090 Sorry I'm not your mom oh 00:02:22.330 --> 00:02:27.839 No you if you're the one they just might do more videos. I swear. I'm going to fuck you up 00:02:30.370 --> 00:02:32.370 I love the angle it's great 00:02:33.550 --> 00:02:39.719 If you're the one that dislikes all my videos I swear I'm gunna mess you up! 00:02:41.950 --> 00:02:45.599 YouTube truly is a fine place for scholars and gentlemen 00:02:47.620 --> 00:02:49.620 Get out of here 00:02:50.530 --> 00:02:51.970 Subscribe 00:02:51.970 --> 00:02:53.319 disliked 00:02:53.319 --> 00:02:58.018 Great, what else fine videos, can you find on this wonderful website? 00:02:58.019 --> 00:03:03.179 You can really find anything how to pick up a blue chair off the ground 00:03:03.849 --> 00:03:05.939 Mmm seems interesting as well 00:03:10.870 --> 00:03:12.870 Hey guys 00:03:13.390 --> 00:03:15.989 Thanks for coming a Bluetooth page alright 00:03:16.660 --> 00:03:19.709 Today, I'm gonna do a new tutorial 00:03:20.440 --> 00:03:23.309 how to pick up chairs fall it falls down 00:03:25.209 --> 00:03:27.599 You need is just to lift 00:03:31.150 --> 00:03:33.150 The chair does it get up 00:03:34.180 --> 00:03:36.180 Just leave it 00:03:36.579 --> 00:03:38.579 Thinking 00:03:38.709 --> 00:03:43.048 That's like fine chair we have there Allen, but have you seen my chair perhaps 00:03:51.250 --> 00:03:54.389 You know this chair basically can't even fall down 00:03:59.260 --> 00:04:06.660 YouTube is truly an amazing website, but what really thrives is the community. I'm talking of course about the comments on YouTube 00:04:06.660 --> 00:04:09.660 They're the best some of the finest some of the most 00:04:10.329 --> 00:04:16.469 Intellectuals on this website stays in the youtube comments. That's how you can find them listening to this from Australia 00:04:16.959 --> 00:04:22.679 That's so sick. Thanks for the support. I didn't say I liked it, or he was good, OOP 00:04:25.100 --> 00:04:27.100 Sounds like s*** dumba- 00:04:30.260 --> 00:04:37.839 Wow it's so great when creators interact with their fans on YouTube truly inspiring Steve. Here's someone decided to upload 00:04:38.360 --> 00:04:40.360 Michael Sarah's face 00:04:40.550 --> 00:04:46.780 Isn't it great? How people are creative on this website? I'm a kid, I'm nine. I'm nine and a half 00:04:47.390 --> 00:04:49.390 shut f*** up 00:04:52.760 --> 00:04:58.659 Was a little harsh, but sometimes you got to put fans to place they always try and one-up you with their BS 00:04:59.030 --> 00:05:01.030 You need to shut up 00:05:01.340 --> 00:05:07.959 LM. Oh nice hacks, how many chromosomes do you have? more than you for sure 00:05:07.959 --> 00:05:11.810 Oh, damn! He got roasted! 00:05:11.810 --> 00:05:18.549 Damn you don't mess with Wizzy PvP. He's got so many chromosomes. He'll take you back to the Stone Age 00:05:19.190 --> 00:05:25.929 Damn like I stuck that guy's hardcore. I'm truly proud to be thriving on this wonderful platform 00:05:25.970 --> 00:05:32.769 It feels great. It feels just what I wanted to spend my life on. "Guys, I regret to inform you that 00:05:33.380 --> 00:05:35.619 PewDiePie is suffering from cancer 00:05:36.350 --> 00:05:39.100 But he doesn't want his subscriers (typo on purpose) 00:05:40.280 --> 00:05:43.119 To know because would be too sad for them" 00:05:43.700 --> 00:05:49.809 "What no lier" "I am serious, I am his doctor and I 00:05:50.330 --> 00:05:52.359 Diagnosed him with it 00:05:53.150 --> 00:05:57.970 Sorry :(". "Why does everything bad ever happen to me?!!!" 00:05:59.330 --> 00:06:06.340 DOM is of course correct. I he is my doctor. I'm surprised. He leaked is clearly confidential information 00:06:07.340 --> 00:06:12.820 No one was supposed to know what was going on with my bawls when he fiddled with them. Don't worry Brett 00:06:13.070 --> 00:06:15.369 I'll be fine with or without my nuts 00:06:15.680 --> 00:06:21.310 I'll be keep making videos because I just love making YouTube video so much that even if I get a 00:06:21.830 --> 00:06:25.750 Life-threatening disease I am NOT going to drop it. I am going to keep on 00:06:26.360 --> 00:06:31.390 Grinding, so hopefully it will kill me sooner. "anyone know the song?" 00:06:32.400 --> 00:06:33.639 "Yes" 00:06:33.639 --> 00:06:41.489 "Thanks" "no problem." Isn't it wonderful where the YouTube community comes together and work together as a team? 00:06:42.360 --> 00:06:44.360 Aw, it's truly inspiring 00:06:44.699 --> 00:06:50.099 Aw, if only my community would still have for my community is so toxic 00:06:50.740 --> 00:06:56.609 Meehhh "me kicking a wall for 12 minutes and 29 seconds 00:06:56.979 --> 00:07:03.749 Until my dad tells me to stop" finally someone that could be the next Pewdiepie let's watch 00:07:13.270 --> 00:07:18.299 What is this how to basics son does he dad actually Cutler 00:07:25.700 --> 00:07:27.700 Oh 00:07:38.400 --> 00:07:40.400 Wow 00:07:40.410 --> 00:07:43.219 We have found the best video on YouTube guys 00:07:44.300 --> 00:07:46.300 We have officially peaked 00:07:46.340 --> 00:07:48.920 Congratulations to Leg man you win, this award 00:07:50.640 --> 00:07:54.680 Can't wait to see what else leg man is going to make in the future 00:07:58.520 --> 00:08:04.680 watched the whole loved it, close enough "come on. I just want to watch black ops 3 gameplay 00:08:04.680 --> 00:08:07.240 Make your screen smaller, please" 00:08:07.820 --> 00:08:12.120 Stupid ladies get out can this stupid lady gets out of the scene 00:08:12.140 --> 00:08:19.430 I need to see those flowers wow are those roses. Is that a super king-size bed 00:08:21.060 --> 00:08:25.300 "Who said white people have no culture" isn't it wonderful? 00:08:25.580 --> 00:08:27.780 Finally white people have found their culture 00:08:27.800 --> 00:08:35.320 Thanks to YouTube. We have something to be proud of "diary 30 Superman is coming to school" "diary 31 00:08:35.780 --> 00:08:38.580 Humiliation" let's watch! 00:08:38.580 --> 00:08:39.680 Guy: "Good morning 00:08:39.680 --> 00:08:43.740 Uhm...i am ready for schoOOl 00:08:44.280 --> 00:08:47.720 and uh, these are (?)" 00:08:49.020 --> 00:08:49.520 *Switch* 00:08:55.220 --> 00:08:57.220 No, I can't watch this 00:08:57.860 --> 00:09:02.080 The thing about YouTube is there's an endless ocean of content 00:09:02.990 --> 00:09:08.560 But only the best, only the finest rises to the top just look at me 00:09:09.410 --> 00:09:16.899 "Anyone else find this scene really hot when this alien farts at jar jar the alien just looked so 00:09:17.600 --> 00:09:24.850 Feminine and sexy and the way it farts and turns to him to flaunt it 00:09:25.340 --> 00:09:29.049 Like it's inviting him to get closer for the next one 00:09:29.050 --> 00:09:35.200 I first watched a movie when I was very young and I have-" no no no! 00:09:35.720 --> 00:09:37.040 no a 00:09:37.040 --> 00:09:42.429 classic an absolute legendary comment in the YouTube hemisphere 00:09:43.040 --> 00:09:46.029 "Be right back Pewdiepie I gotta do my chores" 00:09:46.610 --> 00:09:52.360 Where did he go? please Samuel Martinez come back! I want to find Samuel 00:09:52.360 --> 00:09:57.760 I want to meet and make a video with him. That would be amazing. I want to know what took him so damn long 00:09:57.760 --> 00:10:02.319 "I'm back." Well finally this comment deserves to be framed 00:10:02.320 --> 00:10:05.470 It's so it's fantastic an instantaneous 00:10:05.870 --> 00:10:11.290 Classic "top 10 things that will happen when Queen Elizabeth dies" 00:10:11.780 --> 00:10:16.689 "Big Ben just effing explodes" we don't know that for sure come on 00:10:16.690 --> 00:10:22.540 I love I love this because it really encapsulates how over the top that the thumbnails are and if you really? 00:10:23.080 --> 00:10:27.200 Process them and really think okay, well, what are they trying to convey here? 00:10:27.920 --> 00:10:32.960 Most of the time you just look like an idiot not me though my all my thumbnails are perfect and flawless 00:10:33.020 --> 00:10:39.639 Thank you for complimenting me on that "5 fortnite youtubers who have sworn-." Oh my god. No 00:10:40.850 --> 00:10:45.880 This is too far. This is why we have the apocalypse happening 00:10:46.040 --> 00:10:48.909 Everyone is blaming me for the ad pocalypse 00:10:49.440 --> 00:10:53.080 Do you hear me swear? Do you hear me say f- Oof Oof 00:10:53.620 --> 00:11:00.160 Ali-a, I am disappointed in you. I thought you were better than that Wow haven't we learned a lot here today 00:11:00.620 --> 00:11:07.140 YouTube is truly an amazing website full of wonders and I don't understand why anyone think it's just a Oof hole 00:11:07.470 --> 00:11:12.889 Cuz that's not true at all leave a like if you're proud of being part of the YouTube community as well 00:11:12.890 --> 00:11:18.170 perhaps check out some of my other videos similar to this one also big 00:11:18.170 --> 00:11:21.900 Thanks to YouTube shi- shi- shi- YT shi- 00:11:21.960 --> 00:11:25.360 I don't swear. I'm not like those fortnite youtubers. 00:11:25.370 --> 00:11:32.840 But I'll let you guess where it came from it's a great Twitter that post similar memes like this one and as always brofist everyone 00:11:32.840 --> 00:11:34.840 Bye pewds