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I'm pre-cringing for what is about to happen.   *Oh no, the cringe is coming*

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I've been dreading this video,

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for the longest time. It may come as a surprise.

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But, I didn't always used to be this hip and cool and trendy.

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NO!!!

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There were dark days

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before I did YouTube. Long, long, long ago when my name wasn't PewDiePie.

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It was just PewDie and if you don't know what I'm talking about, I used to be very active on the anime forums of

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Of MyAnimeList and I've recently gotten...

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access to my old account from 2007 and we're going to explore it together.

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Here's my profile.

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Thank God, most of it has been deleted. *:( YUSayThatPewds*

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Thank God!

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I do have 2000 forum posts.

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*Pewds dying internally*

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Mmm. Let's see what we can find in Pewdiepie.

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Oh my god.

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Okay, all right

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What have we got? Someone made a thread called. There's this girl

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I really like and I responded 'geez stop posting love prob on these forums!'

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*laughs at his own joke*

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Way to help out Felix! Good job!

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Warhammer Age of Reckoning. 'So, this game was released recently is anyone playing it?'

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'I'm installing it at the moment :3'

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*epic cringe*

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'Level 6 now, XD, I'm liking this game already, feels like WoW 2.0'

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*wink*

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'I'm playing a marauder'

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rawr...

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(he's dying)

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This is painful oh

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I made this thread called 'Polar bear defends itself against raving mad woman'

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(respekting wamen at its finest)

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*the cringe settles in*

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Edgy humor!

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What is going to happen to you after you die? Wow what if some philosophical thoughts?

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I don't mean to your body, but your mind. It's hard to imagine what's going to be like after we die.

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I'm pretty sure death is going to be a lot like before we were born. I guess.

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My dream, however, is that all my ancestors will be waiting for me in heaven, like it's at the airport.

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*sad music*

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Th-the early seeds of agnostic athe-atheism was there. Good, good on you Felix.

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Oh god. This is painful. This is so painful.

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'What do/did you do when you're bored in class?'

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Let's see what I said.

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FAP

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*sad music*

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'is online dating really okay o.O?' someone asked and I responded

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'if you look like shit'

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(realisation in 3)

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(realisation in 2)

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(realisation in 1)

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Something weird about laughing at jokes that you made

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fucking 10 years ago.

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'What are your thoughts on incest?' Oh? Oh no ooh?

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Oh, don't say it.

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Don't say it, Felix.

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'don't you mean WINcest?'

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No, god damn it, god damn.

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I can't do this anymore!

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I can't do this anymore!

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'Super epic important discussion how, how come', as one word, 'when soul and Tsubaki turn into weapons

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sometimes they are nude inside and sometimes they have clothes on'

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I can't, I fucking can't, man. This, I fucking can't do this. 'How do you cool down after getting angry?'

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'Goosfraba'

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Adam Sandler references. Good job..

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Oh my

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great.

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Fan fabulous. That is ooo so nice. What a ha ha moment.

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Strange things you do while or after watching anime.

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*wait for it*

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*boop* FAP

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Stop with the fap! What the hell is wrong with you!

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'the taste of the female gender'

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CENSORED!

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'What character do you hate that everyone likes? Why?'

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'Misa she's awesome'

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No, you don't mean that. Felix, you don't mean that ok? You don't mean. You don't understand what you're saying, ok?

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Felix. No. Please. This is the worst! I can't.

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I can't do it anymore, man. I can't do it. I can't do it.

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'What are your dreams? I'm in pursuit of becoming an a renowned graphic designer.'

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Well, that didn't work out did it? (thank goodness)

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Oh, this is so fu- strange, man.

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'A world without males.'

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'A world without men would suck so hard just because then I wouldn't exist'

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These are like my old Photoshop, holy shit, it's my old

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It's my old World of Warcraft character.

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Oh man, I was so proud that I had the Hand of Ragnaros.

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Oh.

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'About Me: I'm a pretty shy guy. lol.'

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'I love anime and Photoshop.'

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'My favourite ones are pretty dark.'

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*re-evaluates life choices*

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'NHK Ni Youkoso, Gankutsou' misspelled, 'and Death Note.' Woow.

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Death Note is a pretty dark anime, Felix. So edgy. But otherwise, I am a pretty cheerful guy!

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As you can see with this picture that I decided to use.

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*laughs faintly*

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*girks voicebox*

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*girking intensifies*

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*faint chuckles*

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Is that 'Darker than Black'?

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Oh my god.

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So, what else you can do on uh this website was to rate your anime.

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Let's see which ones I rated 10.

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Code Geass.

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It's a pretty fucking good anime.

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Clannad? What are you gay?

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I mean come on! It's 10 out of 10. It's a good anime!

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Death Note? Hell yeah!

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Gankutsuou? Hell yeah. Mononoke? Hell yeah. Kanon? Oh, what was that? That mopey- oh my god?

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Oh, that's the one! I always mixed that one up with Clannad.

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Kanon is...I think, I gave it a 9. You know what?

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Masterpiece!

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Update!

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Kanon. Oh my god.

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*short girk*

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Planets nine (?) Planetes was great.

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That's a great anime. I still agree with most of these.

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Ah, Full Metal Panic.

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That was the shit man.

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Baccano!

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Oh my god. *lol dat voice though*

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Alright, which one did I late rate the lowest?

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Hotaru no Haka.

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Oh, fuck yeah.

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It's like a masterpiece movie.

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It's just so depressing. I can't stand it.

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It's supposed to not glorify war and it shows how bad the the Second World War-

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Where was the Second World War?

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Yeah, it shows. How bad it is in a realistic way, but man?

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It doesn't, made me feel so shit that I was like,

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'I can't watch it'. It's like, it doesn't it does not deserve an average review. It's an, it's an amazing piece.

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I gave Neon Genesis Evangelion

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a 7.

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*slight tint laugh*

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The more I think about this anime the more I love it.

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I would definitely give it at least an 8 today, maybe a 9. You know what?

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Masterpiece!

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Masterpiece!

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I was too young. I was too young and too dumb.

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Love Hina.

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Oh my god.

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Oh my god.

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I can't. I can't. I can't do this anymore.

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I have this constant cringe face on when I'm doing this. This is fucking goddamn it.

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Last ones I updated was...

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I don't even remember watching these.

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My favorite character, Yagami Light.

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Hell Yeah!

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Still is.

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Sho Minamimoto. That's from that game. What was it called?

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Fuck, I don't remember.

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"So zetta slow!"

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I used to love math at the time so and he was like a math freak the character or whatever.

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So, I thought it was cool.

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Is that my email address?

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flex89?!

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You know me, flex! Mister flex89?

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What happens if we search flex?

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flex 89 no no no no no no no no no no no no no, but that the put the bet no

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I say, no! Well. I think it's a good time to end it there. Thank you guys so much for watching.

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I'm sure we all have some embarrassing things from our past that is now stored online

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forever and I'm sure in the future I will look at the PewDiePie channel and just cringe at everything.

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But uh, you know what? You know what, fuck it. I'm gonna go and say it. Yes. I watch anime.

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What are you gonna do about it? I'm proud, god damn it. I don't care what you say. *flauncing it like its hot*

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I'm proud. I watch anime and I'm proud.

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So, if you don't like it, you can go. Bye. Thank you for watching this video. I hope me sharing all this was worth it.

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I'm gonna go and uh...

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* sad music *

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cringe in a corner. And, I'll see you guys next time. Thanks for leaving a like and subscribing and as always squad fam out.