what the fuck did y-
*gasps*
*dramatic music*
*vomiting noises*
*more vomiting noises*
*more vomiting noises by pewds*
ye
Tay Sway
guide me
on a great
*Blank Space by Tay Sway plays*
choo-choo on this
mother fucker
*Tay Sway singing* *explosion sounds*
ye
what the fuck are they doing??
why?
AAAAYYYYEEE
ye
*pewds chewing*
*chewing is making fart-like noises*
do you want to see some fireworks, mate?
alright
not everyone is ready
*more weird chewing sounds*
yeah you better back up a little bit more man
*burps
no fear
that's right!
Oh!
yeah, you're good. you're good
thank you
ye
*gags*
that looks good
*gags again*
Malcolm: I hate Pewdiepie
because
Pewdiepie sucks and-
he- and... sucks
fanboys sucks
Pewdiepie sucks
I hate fucking Pewdiepie
Don't call me fat because you fat, too
BITCH
ye
here we go
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
OHHHHH!!!!!
bros
I'll have you know I love you!
I'll never forget you
this is it
*crashes*
aye I'm actually fine
I'm going to use one my last nade
this one's for Timmy!
*explosion*
this is it for Private Pewds!
sorry I don't think I'm going to make it!
I'm out of amo
tell my subs
tell the bros
did it for the-
Private Pie. I got good news
what??
you've taken out the enemy
they're all dead
really?
oh
well how th- about that, bitches?
ye
I think Pewdiepie probably does prank videos
like
with the dick slaps
I dunno
surprise motherfucker, sample
surprise mutherfucker
SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER
Pewds: OHH OHHH OH MY GOD
NO
meh
eh ehhh
huh HUH
OH WHAT THE SHIT WAS THAT??
zero deaths
pewds never dies
*japanese music plays
oh oh Oh OH OH
OH OH OH OHHH OHHHHH
WAH!!
*epic music plays*
haters doubted that I couldn't do it
but they were wr-
this is art
like this is
art
you can't argue with art
heeeeeyyyyy
*blasting dank music*
[Man on speakerphone] hold on
I will find you
[Man] ummmm hi
I will look for you
and I will f-fist you
bro fist
you
[Man] are you crazy?
no
I'm Pewdiepie
[M] and...
[M] o~kay..?
*hangs up*
oh man
LilySing-ing this
I'm in another game
oh my god
there's a car level coming up
how you ladies doing?
MORE
MOREEEE!!
YEAAAHH
ugh
tastes
GOOD
yeahh
oh
more
more pow-
I AM NOT OKAY - MCR <3
*sad piano*
the fuck was that?
you think this is some kind of game?
*snorts*
ZERO DEATHS
*bumps into chair*
's tricky part.
are you nervous about playing with me...uh?
I think you should be nervous
yeah
I've seen you play, Conat.
*nervous laugh*
you're pretty awful
Pewds: we cant make anymore mistakes
Cry: cut
the
Cry: alright. you said there's a red wire?
Pewds: no
*bomb explodes*
what does it say?
it's the One Million one!
and it's fucking broken!
congrats for surpassing one million
oh that's cool
THAT HAPPENED YEARS AGO
give me 44 of these!
hey Jack!
this is what your fans think you look like
but this is what you really look like
which is convenient
because your videos
are about as cringey
as a dove commercial
I CANT FUCKING STAND YOU
YOU SON OF A BITCH
I think this guy is actually legit
YOU'RE FUCKING USELESS
YOU *some insult*
oh oh HEY
NO
...THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS. MAYBE MILLIONS OF DO-
thousands of dollars
that's cute
*laughs*
I'm gonna shave
fine
if you shave
I will make it so that Marzia
wont
they call me Beast Master 64
I'm the greatest Pokemon hunter alive
step by step
AH
the fuck was that?
that's a Pokemon right there!
that's a Pokemon!
I'm not fucking-
oh my god
that's my Pokemon
*Romanian gets shot*
If pokemon aren't real.. then dogs aren't real either
*crying*
*gunshot*
OWWWWW FUUUUUU
I can't believe this happened
I can't believe this
You won't believe this
She doesn't believe me
I can't believe.. these kids
Can you believe this
I can't believe this
I can't believe I fell
I can't believe it
I can't belIEVE I FOUND THIS
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?!
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!
HE CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!
*Satan* YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS
Get the boat
Get the boat, get the pok-a-bitch
I'm gonna have to send the pok-a-bitch
Oo come on pok-a-bitch
GO POK-A-BITCH!
Ahh!
C'mon!
Oh!!
Get up!
Don't film this!
[bitch]: What the fuck are you doing?
- Yeah, what the fuck am I doing?
- What the fuck are you doing?
- Godammit! What the fuck am I doing?