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*piano music*

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WHAT THE FUCK DI-

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[urging to puke]

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[urging to puke]

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[urging to puke]

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Yep..

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TAY SWAY

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Guide me

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*inaudible*

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♪ Taylor Swift - Blank Space ♪

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Choo Choo on this

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mother fucker.

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♪ Taylor Swift - Blank Space ♪

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Yep..

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What the fuck are they doing???

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WHY?!

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[VICTORY SCREAM]

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Yep..

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[Groaning]

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[Groaning]

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*Poods is grossed out*

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You wanna see some fireworks m8? (nu)

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[lighter clicks]

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Not everyone is ready...

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[Groaning]

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*More fart like groaning*

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Yeah you better back up a little bit more man..

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♪ Intense Dubstep ♪

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[groaning]

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*More Fart Groans -3-*

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[burp]

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No fear!

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Thats right!

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[jumpscare]

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Okay- you're good

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You're good

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Yep..

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[vomits]

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Oh, its good!

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[puking intensifies]

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(Background: I hate peedeepie)

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Because... pewdiepie

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sucks and..

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his fans

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sucks.

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Fanboys...

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sucks.

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Pewdiepie sucks...

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I hate fucking pewdiepie...

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Don't call me fat..

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because your fat too!

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BITCH!

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*Silence*

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*Poods contemplating life decision*

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Yep..*oh fuck*

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Here we go...

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OH

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OHH

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OHHH

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OHHHH

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AHH

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AHHHH

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BROS!

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I'll have you know I LOVE YOU

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❤ I will never forget you ❤

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♪ Dramatic Music ♪

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This is it.

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Hey! Im actually fine :D

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[explosion]

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This one's for TImmy!

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This is it for Private Clutch

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Sorry, I don't think I'm gonna make it!

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I'm out of ammo!

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Tell my subs..

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Tell the Bros..

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[radio]: Private Pie, I've got good news!

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- What?

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[radio]: You've taken out the enemy

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They're all dead!

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- Really?

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Oh..

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Well, how about that bitches!

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Yep..

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[woman]: I think PewDiePie probably does prank videos

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like, with dick slaps, I don't know..

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*deadpanned face*

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*I am disappointed.*

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[Pewds: Surprise motherfucker!

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Surprise motherfucker!!

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Oh! OH MY GOD!

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NO! NO! NUN

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HUN HUN HUH AH

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PFF PFSS PFFU

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*BOOM BITCH*

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Oh! WHAT THE SHT WAS THAT-

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Zero deaths!

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Pewds never dies!

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What is this magical device?

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[laughs]

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[laughing continues]

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OH! OH! OH! OH! OH

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OH! OH! OH! OH! OHHHH!

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Haters doubted that I couldn't do it..

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But they were-

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*rlly bitch?*

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This is art!

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Like, this-is-art!

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You can't argue with art!

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Hey!!

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♪ Inspirational Music ♪

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*I'm VERY uncomfortable right nao.*

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♪ Inspirational Music ♪

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♪ KSI - Lamborghini (Ear Rape) ♪

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[guy in the phone]: Hello..

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[Pewds]: I will find you..

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- Hum, why??

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- I will look for you!

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- What the fuck

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- And I will fist you- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Brofist.. you! *shit! nvm*

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- Are you crazy?

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- No..

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I'm pewdiepie...

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- Ehmm, okay..

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*Call Ends*

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[laughs]

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Man..

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Literally felling this..

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I'm in another game.

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Oh my God

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There's a car level coming up!

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*pewds tries a daring attempt to get sum pussy.*

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How you ladies doing?

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MORE!

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MOORE!

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YEAHH!

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Ahh

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Taste good!!

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YEAHH!

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OHHH

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MORE!

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MORE POW-

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♪ ROCK ♪

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♪ Sentimental Music ♪

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*Pewds hides in his shell*

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♪ Sentimental Music ♪

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The fuck was that?

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♪ Sentimental Music ♪

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*rip*

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♪ Sentimental Music ♪

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You think this is some kind of game?

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Technically, it is.

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*snort*

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♪ Sentimental Music ♪

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ZERO DEATHS.

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It's a tricky part

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[Conan]: Are you nervous about playing with me humm, you know legend

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- I think you should be nervous

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- Yeah?

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- I've seen you play Conan

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[laughs]

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- You're pretty awful! I-

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[Pewds]: We can't make any more mistakes!

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[Cry]: Cut......the.....

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[Cry]: Alright, you said there's a red wire?

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- No!

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FU--*dies before explodes*

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What does it say?

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It's the 1 million one

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and it's fucking BROKEN!

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"Congrats for surpassing one million!"

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Oh that's cool!

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That happened years ago!

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GIVE ME 44 OF THESE!! (55*)

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Hey Jack!

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This is what your fans think you look like..*Helloooo...*

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but this is what you really look like! *ohhhhhhh*

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Which is convinient..

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because you videos are about as cringey

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as a dove commercial!

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[some kid]: I can't fuckng stand you, you son of a bitch!

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[Pewds]: I think this guy is actually legit!

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- You're a fucking useless YouTuber you little cunt!

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- Oh, oh, heyy

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No!

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- You make thousands of dollars..EVEN MILLIONS OF DOLLA--

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- [laughs]

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Thousands of dollars..

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That's cute!

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[laughs]

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I'm gonna shave!

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[Maya]: Fine...

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If you shave..

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I'll make it so that Marzia..

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Won't!

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*OH FUCK*

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♪ Swaggy Music ♪

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They call me Beast Master 64!

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I'm the greatest pokeman hunter alive.

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♪ Dramatic Music ♪

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Step by step..

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OUGHH *JUMPSCARES*

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*c'mere bitch*

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*distorted* Game Over..

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The fuck was that?

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That's a Pokémon right there!

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That's a Pokémon!

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OH MY GOD ;-;

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That's my Pokémon!

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*GUNSHOT*

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♪ Dramatic Music ♪

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♪ Emotional Music ♪

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If Pokémon aren't real

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Then dogs aren't real either

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*SOBBINGS*

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*GUNSHOT*

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[SCREAMS]

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FUUUUUUU-

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"I can't believe this happened.."

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"I can't believe this.."

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"You won't believe this.."

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"SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE ME!!" *fucking liar*

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" I CAN'T BELIEVE THESE KIDS.." *they smoke crack?*

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"CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS.."

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" I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.."

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" I CAN'T BELIEVE I FELL!!"

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" I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.."

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" I CAN'T BELIEVE I FOUND THIS.."

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" I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.."

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" CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?"

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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!

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HE CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!

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YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS

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Get the boat!

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Get the boat! Get-

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The Pok-A-Bitch!

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I'm gonna have to send a Pok-A-Bitch

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C'mon Pok-A-Bitch!

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GO POK-A-BITCH!

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AHH!

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C'mon! OH!

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GET HER!!!!

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Don't film this!

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[Sorshit]: What the fuck are you doing?

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- Yeah what the fuck am I doing?

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- What the fuck are you doing?

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- Godammit! What the fuck am I doing?

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What the fuck am I DOING?

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- What the fuck are you doing?

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- I'm not a vegan!

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I wasn't dead! Oh my God!

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NO!!

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♪ 'Cause you had a bad day ♪

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♪ Your takin one down ♪

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[Pewdiepie]: Just sing a sad song, just turn it around..

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If you don't have core message as making a positive

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impact on the planet, what the-

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W-w-w-w-w-what t-t-the

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What the fuck are you doing?

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- Oh my God there it is!

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- There it is!

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There it is! It's right there!

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Remember me!

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Camera man.. Remember me!

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So, Sky News posted:

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"Popular YouTuber PewDiePie unverified due to suspected relations with ISIS.."

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It seems legit right?

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We got it!!

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Yes!

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[laughs]

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Where's the drone seriously? OK

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The fuck was that sound?

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*SIGN MY SHIRT BITCH!*

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AHHHHHH!

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[Malcom]: The most important part..

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- The most important part, here it comes.. ok

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- PewDiPie is gay!

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Pewdiepie EXPOSED

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[Marzia]: You can even scoop your tongue

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like that and you hold it and then you just-

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- I see..

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There's a Demon on-

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[Marzia screams]

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How does that EXISSS-

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I will send out my greatest

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achievement.. Squirtle!

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I've infuse him with my own DNA

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FIRE THE CANONS!

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♪ Dramatic Music ♪

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*Cannons Bursting*

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♪ Dramatic Music ♪

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Squirtle..

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♪ Dramatic Music ♪

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I need to save him!

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♪ Dramatic Music ♪

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Sending the helicopter!

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♪ Dramatic Music ♪

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♪ Sad Music ♪

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My face is just like:

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"Oh God, this is gonna be in the internet forever now.."

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OH!

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What the ff-

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♪ Jurassic Park Theme ♪

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Aw shit!

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Oh no!

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Yep..

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To get your core message across

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you really gotta hit those points.. fast!

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Marina get it fast!

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As much information as fucking POSSIBLE!

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GO!

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[Marina Joyce]: You should watch, 'Cow Spiracy??'

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because it's a very good thing to watch,

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but it's gorey, so I don't recommend watching it.

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What the fuck does that mean? Ouch! Shit.

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[Minacha]: I'm minacha please..

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- "I'm minacha please.."

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Minacha please...

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You're a minacha please?

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Minacha please

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*best dance ever*

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...

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Please satan..

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No... No more...

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dancing. *do my evil bidding*

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UGH!

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Nein..Nein.. ;-;

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AAAAH *screams*

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Oh no you saw me!

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Oh.. ohh.. T_T

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That's so embarassing

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You sold everything what do you have now?

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I have....

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*laughs*

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I have bullet ball.

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*cries*

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I don't even have a home to go back to...

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♪ Inspirational Music ♪

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You don't understand.

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I'm gonna pleasure myself with this fish.

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It is- pleasure yourself!

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What the fuck!

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Fuck this game!

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What the fuck me? You recommended the game!

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You recommend--

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*relationship goals af*

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♪ Romantic Music ♪

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*surprised*

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*laughter*

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*He done fucked up*

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Pewds: Oh, wow...what is it?? Wehfhehuh...you think because you have green hair, you're better than me?

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Jack: I didn't turn off the comments.

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*waht*

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GET PIED

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Marzia??: You want me to take it off?

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Pewds: Not now...we're filming...

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*...*

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*FUCK.*

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*laughs*

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*ZZZZZZZAP!!* Jack: OOOOOH!!!

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Pewds: *laughs* Jack: I felt that here and here!!

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Jack: That was weir--No!! GO AWAY you fucking...asshole..

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Marzia??: Keep your eyes open and look at me when you kiss me.

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*fangirls....no.NO.*

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♪ To the sky ♪

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♪ To the moon ♪

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♪  Making my Skyline brand new ♪

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[Guy #1]: ...work if we get 50K likes, so...you don't need to hit it or anything, but..uh...FUCKING hit it.

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Pewdiepie: AYO WHAT IS UP!!! 50 MILLION LIKES!! CAN WE HIT IT UP ON THIS VIDEO?!?!

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50 MILLION!!! SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON!!! IT'S RIGHT DOWN THERE I KNOW YOU SEEN IT!!!

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WHAT ARE YOU? BLIND??! *no i'm frank.*

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*Pewdiepie.exe has stopped working.*

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[Michael]: Don't eat anymore! You're crazy! I put a whole...pipette....of this.....CRAZY stuff in it.

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[Pewds]: You actually did it?

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[Pewds]: Michael. For real? [Michael]: Yeah...

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*EEEEEEEEENGH*

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You know...part of me is angry...but the other part is real proud that you tried to kill me.

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I'm poppy

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I swear to you...at 50 million subs...when we hit 50 million....I am deleting my channel.

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*drowning in sorrow*

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*eeew...that's gnarly*

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I wanna die. *same*

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Poppy: I can't find it...*find what?*

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I think she's looking for her-

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she's looking for her quality content.

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♪ Why cant we be friends ♪

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Jack: Technically, now at..1.3 Million dollars.

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*Screams of Joy*

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*OHHHHHHHHHH*

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[Edgar]: NEXT ingredient.

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Edgar: Every Christmas...was a sad memory...because grandma was an alcoholic.

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Edgar: But we have to honor.....her recipe.

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dun do it

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oh noes

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ONE MILLLION DISLIKES!! OR I'LL DROWN MYSELF.

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*screams of pain*

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AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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That was the joke.

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That was it...that was...the.........that was the joke.

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First of all....WE did this. Oh! It's got the brofist!

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It's a custom!

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That's really fucking cool.

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AN exclusive...ULTRA rare...it smells LOVELY.

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Alright! I hope you enjoyed this montage.

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And if ya did... make sure you leave aaa.....

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Actually...why don't you check out ANOTHER montage..that we did last year?

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I think 2016, was one of my favorite years on YouTube so far...aaaand...it would not be possible...without you guys watching.

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Subscribing, Balling...(wait wut) ...and all that shit. So, I appreciate that...and thank you. It means the world me.

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'Fo you click...bwoOwfist.

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JESUS these captions were poisoned with spam... not all heroes wear capes ya'kno?