WEBVTT
Kind: captions
Language: zh-TW

00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.920
(熟悉的音樂)

00:00:00.920 --> 00:00:02.140
搞屁

00:00:07.240 --> 00:00:08.140
(吐了)

00:00:12.500 --> 00:00:13.360
(吐)

00:00:16.460 --> 00:00:17.460
(吐慘)

00:00:17.460 --> 00:00:17.960
YEP

00:00:18.340 --> 00:00:19.180
 

00:00:20.500 --> 00:00:21.240
引導我

00:00:21.940 --> 00:00:22.600
(鎖定)

00:00:24.000 --> 00:00:27.500
♪ Taylor Swift - Blank Space ♪

00:00:27.500 --> 00:00:29.160
咻咻這個

00:00:29.160 --> 00:00:30.360
王八蛋

00:00:30.860 --> 00:00:35.140
♪ Taylor Swift - Blank Space ♪

00:00:35.140 --> 00:00:35.640
yee

00:00:35.640 --> 00:00:37.320
他們再衝啥?

00:00:38.800 --> 00:00:39.380
為甚麼!?

00:00:43.100 --> 00:00:45.240
(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

00:00:45.240 --> 00:00:45.880
yee

00:00:46.460 --> 00:00:47.280
(0.0)

00:00:49.540 --> 00:00:52.000
(呻吟)

00:00:53.240 --> 00:00:54.280
 

00:00:54.720 --> 00:00:56.140
你想看一些煙火嗎?

00:00:58.740 --> 00:00:59.240
 

00:01:00.820 --> 00:01:01.820
不是所有人都想

00:01:02.260 --> 00:01:04.500
(呻吟)

00:01:04.500 --> 00:01:06.220
(超像放屁...)

00:01:06.480 --> 00:01:08.180
YA 你最好後退一點

00:01:08.180 --> 00:01:13.060
♪ Intense Dubstep ♪

00:01:13.060 --> 00:01:15.120
(還再呻吟)

00:01:15.120 --> 00:01:16.320
 

00:01:16.620 --> 00:01:17.120
 

00:01:17.760 --> 00:01:18.620
沒什好害怕!

00:01:19.980 --> 00:01:20.680
這就對了!

00:01:23.900 --> 00:01:24.940
YO

00:01:25.660 --> 00:01:26.560
對

00:01:26.560 --> 00:01:27.220
對

00:01:27.640 --> 00:01:28.360
謝謝

00:01:31.080 --> 00:01:31.800
謝謝(有夠屁)

00:01:32.640 --> 00:01:33.240
yee

00:01:35.020 --> 00:01:36.120
(嗆到)

00:01:37.580 --> 00:01:38.380
很棒

00:01:40.460 --> 00:01:41.180
(催吐聲)

00:01:41.500 --> 00:01:42.760
(我恨pewds)

00:01:43.200 --> 00:01:44.580
因為他很爛

00:01:44.580 --> 00:01:45.540
 

00:01:45.540 --> 00:01:46.220
他的粉絲

00:01:47.180 --> 00:01:47.800
爛

00:01:48.100 --> 00:01:48.680
男粉

00:01:48.680 --> 00:01:49.180
爛

00:01:49.440 --> 00:01:50.500
Pewdiepie 爛

00:01:50.880 --> 00:01:53.000
我超討厭pewdiepie

00:01:53.000 --> 00:01:54.160
不要說我肥

00:01:54.420 --> 00:01:55.720
因為你也是肥宅

00:01:55.980 --> 00:01:56.660
婊子

00:01:56.660 --> 00:01:58.040
(嚇到了)

00:01:58.040 --> 00:02:01.160
 

00:02:01.160 --> 00:02:01.660
yee(玩不膩)

00:02:01.660 --> 00:02:02.280
來吧

00:02:03.260 --> 00:02:03.880
OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

00:02:03.880 --> 00:02:04.380
 

00:02:04.380 --> 00:02:04.880
 

00:02:04.880 --> 00:02:05.380
 

00:02:05.380 --> 00:02:05.880
 

00:02:05.880 --> 00:02:07.460
 

00:02:07.460 --> 00:02:08.340
兄弟

00:02:08.340 --> 00:02:09.680
我需要你知道，我愛你

00:02:10.500 --> 00:02:12.020
我不會忘記你

00:02:12.620 --> 00:02:25.320
♪ Dramatic Music ♪

00:02:25.860 --> 00:02:26.540
就這樣

00:02:29.240 --> 00:02:30.020
嘿!我還活著:D

00:02:30.040 --> 00:02:32.060
(爆炸)

00:02:35.220 --> 00:02:36.500
這一顆是為了TImmy!

00:02:41.360 --> 00:02:42.940
這是為了Private Clutch

00:02:43.420 --> 00:02:45.080
抱歉，我沒有想就做了

00:02:45.640 --> 00:02:46.640
我沒子彈了

00:02:46.940 --> 00:02:48.040
告訴我的支持者...

00:02:48.540 --> 00:02:49.940
告訴我的兄弟

00:02:51.620 --> 00:02:53.480
(對講機:Private Pie，我有好消息)

00:02:53.480 --> 00:02:53.980
什麼?

00:02:54.700 --> 00:02:56.700
(對講機:你帶離開的小隊)

00:02:56.700 --> 00:02:58.120
全死光了

00:02:59.540 --> 00:03:00.040
真的?

00:03:04.500 --> 00:03:05.000
喔

00:03:05.980 --> 00:03:07.600
那婊子怎麼說

00:03:07.600 --> 00:03:08.100
yee..

00:03:08.100 --> 00:03:10.520
女人:我想PewDiePie是一個惡作劇影片

00:03:10.520 --> 00:03:12.520
像dick slaps，我不知道

00:03:16.840 --> 00:03:18.120
(面無表情)

00:03:18.120 --> 00:03:18.800
 

00:03:19.060 --> 00:03:20.520
驚喜!婊子

00:03:20.520 --> 00:03:21.800
驚喜!!!王八蛋

00:03:22.480 --> 00:03:23.980
喔!!天啊!!

00:03:23.980 --> 00:03:25.700
不

00:03:25.700 --> 00:03:27.580
哼

00:03:27.700 --> 00:03:29.700
噗

00:03:34.760 --> 00:03:35.500
(爽嗎 婊子)

00:03:35.500 --> 00:03:37.000
搞屁

00:03:37.000 --> 00:03:37.780
0死

00:03:38.580 --> 00:03:39.560
Pewds 從來不會死

00:03:40.280 --> 00:03:42.700
(0.0)

00:03:45.060 --> 00:03:48.600
(笑)

00:03:48.640 --> 00:03:52.060
(笑)

00:03:52.520 --> 00:03:54.520
喔

00:03:55.060 --> 00:03:56.960
喔喔喔喔 喔!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

00:04:01.160 --> 00:04:03.160
我不知道我能不能做到

00:04:03.420 --> 00:04:04.260
但他們將...

00:04:04.260 --> 00:04:04.860
(嫩)

00:04:04.860 --> 00:04:05.660
這是藝術

00:04:05.660 --> 00:04:07.660
這就像藝術

00:04:07.660 --> 00:04:09.060
你不能抱怨藝術

00:04:10.900 --> 00:04:12.900
嘿!!!

00:04:12.900 --> 00:04:24.820
♪ Inspirational Music ♪

00:04:24.820 --> 00:04:26.440
 

00:04:26.440 --> 00:04:27.280
 

00:04:27.280 --> 00:04:45.280
♪ KSI - Lamborghini (Ear Rape) ♪

00:04:46.860 --> 00:04:47.780
(電話:你好)

00:04:50.080 --> 00:04:51.480
我會找到你

00:04:51.480 --> 00:04:53.060
蛤?為甚麼?

00:04:54.120 --> 00:04:55.440
我將會看著你

00:04:57.100 --> 00:04:58.120
搞屁

00:04:59.320 --> 00:05:01.100
我將會跟你擊拳

00:05:01.500 --> 00:05:03.500
 

00:05:04.280 --> 00:05:05.700
你神經病?

00:05:07.300 --> 00:05:07.980
不

00:05:09.600 --> 00:05:11.060
我pewdiepie(帥)

00:05:12.520 --> 00:05:15.360
嗯~~好~~?

00:05:16.320 --> 00:05:16.960
掛電話...

00:05:17.900 --> 00:05:19.500
(笑)

00:05:22.660 --> 00:05:23.160
嘿

00:05:24.160 --> 00:05:26.160
感覺這...

00:05:27.740 --> 00:05:28.720
我像在別的遊戲

00:05:29.600 --> 00:05:30.400
天啊

00:05:33.600 --> 00:05:34.860
這是爬車子關卡

00:05:36.080 --> 00:05:36.580
 

00:05:37.460 --> 00:05:38.500
嘿!女士們做啥?

00:05:38.500 --> 00:05:39.460
更多

00:05:39.660 --> 00:05:41.040
更多~

00:05:41.040 --> 00:05:42.580
 

00:05:43.020 --> 00:05:44.040
 

00:05:44.320 --> 00:05:46.780
吃起來很棒

00:05:47.140 --> 00:05:48.560
YA

00:05:49.060 --> 00:05:49.860
喔

00:05:50.740 --> 00:05:51.640
更多

00:05:52.140 --> 00:05:53.000
更多力...

00:05:54.600 --> 00:05:58.980
 

00:05:58.980 --> 00:06:01.800
 

00:06:01.800 --> 00:06:03.020
 

00:06:03.020 --> 00:06:28.880
 

00:06:28.880 --> 00:06:30.020
那是啥?

00:06:30.020 --> 00:06:34.000
 

00:06:34.000 --> 00:06:34.500
 

00:06:34.500 --> 00:06:38.700
 

00:06:38.700 --> 00:06:40.440
你以為這是某種遊戲?

00:06:40.440 --> 00:06:41.040
 

00:06:41.040 --> 00:06:41.540
 

00:06:41.540 --> 00:06:50.720
 

00:06:51.540 --> 00:06:52.500
0死

00:07:03.180 --> 00:07:04.340
這部分有點棘手

00:07:04.600 --> 00:07:07.360
康那:你和我玩會緊張嗎?痾..你知的傳奇

00:07:07.360 --> 00:07:08.620
我想你應該緊張

00:07:08.620 --> 00:07:09.140
是

00:07:09.140 --> 00:07:10.280
我看過康那你玩

00:07:10.440 --> 00:07:10.940
(笑)

00:07:10.940 --> 00:07:11.940
你超糟糕

00:07:12.360 --> 00:07:15.220
我們不能再犯錯

00:07:15.680 --> 00:07:17.680
剪...那..

00:07:18.520 --> 00:07:20.240
好吧，你說那裏有紅線?

00:07:24.580 --> 00:07:25.080
不!

00:07:25.440 --> 00:07:25.960
死

00:07:26.800 --> 00:07:27.360
該說甚麼?

00:07:27.900 --> 00:07:29.360
這是100萬的那東西

00:07:29.360 --> 00:07:31.360
還他媽的壞了!

00:07:31.360 --> 00:07:33.920
恭喜獲得100萬訂閱

00:07:33.920 --> 00:07:35.060
喔!很好!

00:07:35.060 --> 00:07:37.060
那幾年前就達到了!

00:07:37.060 --> 00:07:38.840
給我44個這個(52*)

00:07:39.200 --> 00:07:39.760
嘿!Jack

00:07:41.220 --> 00:07:43.220
這是你的粉絲中的你

00:07:43.500 --> 00:07:45.320
但這才是你真正的樣子(喔!!!!!!!!!!!)

00:07:47.600 --> 00:07:48.880
很簡單

00:07:48.880 --> 00:07:51.440
因為你的影片充滿卑屈和商業

00:07:51.440 --> 00:07:52.720
 

00:07:53.460 --> 00:07:57.100
我不能站著你這智障!

00:07:57.300 --> 00:07:59.120
我想這小子是合法的

00:07:59.300 --> 00:08:02.220
你是猶太製作人，你這牙籤

00:08:02.220 --> 00:08:03.880
喔喔 嘿

00:08:04.060 --> 00:08:04.640
不

00:08:04.640 --> 00:08:07.100
你賺了幾千元幾百萬元

00:08:07.100 --> 00:08:08.160
(笑)

00:08:08.160 --> 00:08:09.300
幾千元..

00:08:11.200 --> 00:08:12.020
很可愛

00:08:12.020 --> 00:08:12.980
(笑)

00:08:15.940 --> 00:08:17.400
我要刮鬍子

00:08:18.000 --> 00:08:18.620
很好

00:08:19.400 --> 00:08:20.780
如果你刮

00:08:21.460 --> 00:08:24.060
我會讓Marzia

00:08:24.620 --> 00:08:25.680
不想

00:08:26.220 --> 00:08:26.720
 

00:08:28.040 --> 00:08:30.420
 

00:08:30.420 --> 00:08:32.920
他們叫我野獸大師64

00:08:34.580 --> 00:08:36.400
我是這世上最偉大的神奇寶貝獵人

00:08:36.400 --> 00:08:44.180
 

00:08:45.920 --> 00:08:47.140
一步一步

00:08:47.140 --> 00:08:48.300
喔!

00:08:50.100 --> 00:08:50.600
 

00:08:50.600 --> 00:08:52.600
 

00:08:54.800 --> 00:08:55.700
搞屁

00:08:55.700 --> 00:08:57.700
那裏有隻神奇寶貝

00:08:58.200 --> 00:08:59.220
是神奇寶貝!
只是一個人在遛狗

00:09:01.820 --> 00:09:04.400
天啊

00:09:06.300 --> 00:09:07.480
我的神奇寶貝

00:09:07.780 --> 00:09:08.680
 

00:09:08.680 --> 00:09:17.500
 

00:09:17.500 --> 00:09:20.900
 

00:09:20.900 --> 00:09:22.440
如果神奇寶貝不是真的

00:09:24.340 --> 00:09:26.200
那狗就不是真的

00:09:27.940 --> 00:09:32.100
 

00:09:32.520 --> 00:09:33.380
 

00:09:35.100 --> 00:09:36.460
 

00:09:36.880 --> 00:09:37.820
幹!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

00:09:38.200 --> 00:09:39.820
我不敢相信居然發生了

00:09:39.820 --> 00:09:41.120
我不敢相信...

00:09:41.300 --> 00:09:42.420
你不會想相信...

00:09:42.780 --> 00:09:44.100
她不相信我

00:09:44.240 --> 00:09:46.460
我不敢相信這些小孩

00:09:46.740 --> 00:09:47.860
你能相信嗎?

00:09:47.860 --> 00:09:49.000
我不敢相信

00:09:49.360 --> 00:09:51.000
我不敢相信我跌倒

00:09:51.260 --> 00:09:52.660
我不敢相信

00:09:52.880 --> 00:09:54.660
我不敢相信我找到這個

00:09:55.380 --> 00:09:56.940
我不敢相信

00:09:57.340 --> 00:09:58.720
你能相信嗎?

00:09:58.900 --> 00:10:00.780
我不敢相信

00:10:01.300 --> 00:10:03.680
他不敢相信

00:10:03.840 --> 00:10:05.800
(夠了沒...)

00:10:08.680 --> 00:10:09.340
上船

00:10:10.780 --> 00:10:11.700
快上船

00:10:12.040 --> 00:10:12.860
(船名)

00:10:13.640 --> 00:10:15.640
我將放走Pok-A-Bitch

00:10:16.300 --> 00:10:17.660
快啊Pok-A-Bitch

00:10:18.260 --> 00:10:19.660
衝啊Pok-A-Bitch

00:10:19.840 --> 00:10:20.600
(翻)

00:10:20.720 --> 00:10:22.380
快啊!!!!喔!!!

00:10:23.340 --> 00:10:24.480
控制她

00:10:28.880 --> 00:10:30.060
別拍這個

00:10:33.540 --> 00:10:35.080
你搞屁?

00:10:35.080 --> 00:10:36.260
對!我搞屁?

00:10:36.260 --> 00:10:37.740
你搞屁?

00:10:37.740 --> 00:10:39.520
操!我搞屁?

00:10:39.520 --> 00:10:41.520
我到底媽的搞屁

00:10:41.840 --> 00:10:43.520
你搞屁?

00:10:43.520 --> 00:10:44.760
我不是吃素的

00:10:48.400 --> 00:10:50.720
我死了!天啊!

00:10:50.720 --> 00:10:51.340
不!

00:10:53.880 --> 00:10:55.160
 

00:10:55.160 --> 00:10:56.840
 

00:10:56.840 --> 00:10:59.780
(跟著音樂唱)

00:10:59.940 --> 00:11:02.460
如果你傳達不出任何重要的事

00:11:02.460 --> 00:11:03.940
搞...

00:11:03.940 --> 00:11:04.820
屁..

00:11:04.820 --> 00:11:06.100
你搞屁

00:11:06.400 --> 00:11:07.620
天啊!到了

00:11:07.840 --> 00:11:08.780
到了!

00:11:09.520 --> 00:11:10.920
到了!就在那!

00:11:13.840 --> 00:11:15.140
記住我

00:11:17.020 --> 00:11:19.500
攝影人，記住我

00:11:21.960 --> 00:11:23.080
Sky News上傳

00:11:23.080 --> 00:11:26.580
Youtube名人PewDiePie可能與ISIS有關聯

00:11:26.580 --> 00:11:27.600
看起來合法是吧?

00:11:27.600 --> 00:11:28.480
我成功了!

00:11:29.280 --> 00:11:30.220
YA

00:11:31.160 --> 00:11:31.920
 

00:11:32.380 --> 00:11:34.000
真的無人機再哪?好吧

00:11:40.760 --> 00:11:41.800
他媽的什麼聲音

00:11:42.120 --> 00:11:42.960
 

00:11:42.960 --> 00:11:44.140
 

00:11:47.380 --> 00:11:48.860
最重要的部分

00:11:49.040 --> 00:11:50.620
最重要的部分要來了，好吧?

00:11:50.620 --> 00:11:52.120
PewDiPie 是同性戀

00:11:52.120 --> 00:11:56.540
(水!)

00:11:56.540 --> 00:11:58.960
你可以動你的舌頭

00:11:58.960 --> 00:12:00.960
像這樣，你保持然後你就..

00:12:03.140 --> 00:12:03.840
我看到...

00:12:06.080 --> 00:12:07.280
那裏有個惡魔

00:12:07.280 --> 00:12:08.060
 

00:12:11.300 --> 00:12:13.120
怎麼在那的

00:12:13.160 --> 00:12:15.440
我會達成最大的成就Squirtle!

00:12:15.440 --> 00:12:17.440
 

00:12:17.440 --> 00:12:20.420
我已經給他注入我的DNA

00:12:20.420 --> 00:12:21.500
開炮

00:12:21.500 --> 00:12:25.380
 

00:12:25.380 --> 00:12:27.220
 

00:12:27.220 --> 00:12:33.620
 

00:12:33.620 --> 00:12:34.500
Squirtle

00:12:34.500 --> 00:12:35.080
 

00:12:35.080 --> 00:12:36.120
我需要你救他

00:12:36.120 --> 00:12:37.860
 

00:12:37.860 --> 00:12:39.140
用直升機

00:12:39.140 --> 00:12:42.700
 

00:12:44.680 --> 00:12:50.000
 

00:12:50.000 --> 00:12:51.140
我的臉就像...

00:12:51.140 --> 00:12:53.660
天啊!這將會永遠存在網路上

00:12:54.460 --> 00:12:54.960
喔

00:12:55.560 --> 00:12:56.220
靠

00:12:56.220 --> 00:13:23.100
 

00:13:23.100 --> 00:13:23.600
喔!慘了

00:13:24.140 --> 00:13:24.640
不

00:13:27.780 --> 00:13:28.320
yee(好久不見)

00:13:28.320 --> 00:13:29.880
取得你要的重要訊息

00:13:29.900 --> 00:13:32.280
你真的需要抓到重點 快

00:13:32.540 --> 00:13:34.540
Marina 要更快

00:13:34.900 --> 00:13:37.960
很多資訊都是可能的!

00:13:38.260 --> 00:13:38.760
去吧

00:13:38.760 --> 00:13:40.580
你該看看，螺旋牛?

00:13:40.580 --> 00:13:42.360
因為非常好看

00:13:42.360 --> 00:13:44.360
但是很棒，所以我不推薦看他(蛤?)

00:13:45.020 --> 00:13:47.020
到底什麼意思!喔!操

00:13:47.360 --> 00:13:48.340
我是Minacha

00:13:48.340 --> 00:13:49.620
(學人說話)

00:13:49.620 --> 00:13:50.920
 

00:13:50.920 --> 00:13:52.360
 

00:13:52.360 --> 00:13:53.600
 

00:13:53.600 --> 00:13:57.780
 

00:13:59.060 --> 00:14:01.060
(...)

00:14:01.560 --> 00:14:03.560
拜託撒旦

00:14:03.560 --> 00:14:05.560
不要 不要更多

00:14:05.560 --> 00:14:07.560
跳舞(邪惡舞蹈)

00:14:09.680 --> 00:14:10.180
喔

00:14:10.180 --> 00:14:11.580
 

00:14:11.580 --> 00:14:13.580
 

00:14:14.200 --> 00:14:15.580
喔不!你看到了!

00:14:15.580 --> 00:14:17.580
 

00:14:18.880 --> 00:14:20.900
非常尷尬

00:14:22.300 --> 00:14:24.300
你賣掉所有東西，你還剩什麼?

00:14:24.800 --> 00:14:26.800
我有...

00:14:27.060 --> 00:14:28.440
(笑屁)

00:14:29.260 --> 00:14:30.700
我還有子彈球(拍手)

00:14:30.700 --> 00:14:32.300
 

00:14:32.300 --> 00:14:35.940
我甚至沒有家回..

00:14:35.940 --> 00:14:43.180
 

00:14:43.180 --> 00:14:46.020
你不了解(沒錯)

00:14:46.020 --> 00:14:48.020
我將要和魚自我娛樂?

00:14:48.020 --> 00:14:49.700
那就是自我娛樂!!

00:14:49.700 --> 00:14:51.020
搞屁

00:14:51.020 --> 00:14:51.740
操這遊戲

00:14:51.740 --> 00:14:53.620
我搞屁?你推薦的遊戲!

00:14:53.620 --> 00:14:54.420
 

00:14:54.420 --> 00:14:58.200
 

00:14:58.200 --> 00:15:06.700
 

00:15:08.720 --> 00:15:10.720
(千萬別學)

00:15:13.360 --> 00:15:15.360
 

00:15:17.080 --> 00:15:21.780
(他完了)

00:15:33.240 --> 00:15:38.600
喔!哇!這什麼?
你想因為你有個綠藻頭，你就比我更好?

00:15:39.260 --> 00:15:40.020
我並沒有關掉評論(喔!)

00:15:40.820 --> 00:15:41.320
(吃刮鬍泡)

00:15:42.960 --> 00:15:43.620
 

00:15:43.900 --> 00:15:45.320
你要我脫掉?

00:15:45.320 --> 00:15:46.580
不是現在，我在拍攝

00:15:47.080 --> 00:15:47.580
....

00:15:48.220 --> 00:15:48.720
 

00:15:50.460 --> 00:15:51.500
 

00:15:51.500 --> 00:15:53.500
 

00:15:54.080 --> 00:15:56.080
 

00:15:56.080 --> 00:15:59.820
有夠怪，不，走開，你這渾蛋

00:15:59.820 --> 00:16:02.160
不要閉上眼看著我，當你親我

00:16:02.160 --> 00:16:04.160
(痾...)

00:16:05.540 --> 00:16:07.240
 

00:16:07.240 --> 00:16:08.860
 

00:16:08.860 --> 00:16:10.940
 

00:16:10.940 --> 00:16:15.020
我們上吧如果拿到5萬個like
你不需要點任何東西
但.....操!點下去

00:16:15.020 --> 00:16:18.880
YO!!怎樣!!5千萬個讚
我們可以做到嗎?這影片?

00:16:18.880 --> 00:16:23.180
5千萬!打爛那讚，就在下方
我知道你在看

00:16:23.180 --> 00:16:24.180
你瞎子?

00:16:24.920 --> 00:16:26.060
 

00:16:26.440 --> 00:16:31.520
不要吃更多了，你這瘋子，我放了整吸管的這東東進去

00:16:31.520 --> 00:16:33.520
你真的做了?

00:16:33.520 --> 00:16:35.020
Michael 真的?

00:16:35.020 --> 00:16:36.640
 

00:16:36.640 --> 00:16:42.720
你知道嗎?有部分的我在生氣，但剩下的部份的我在驕傲，你想殺了我

00:16:42.720 --> 00:16:43.340
我是poppy

00:16:43.340 --> 00:16:49.600
我向你發誓，在5000萬個訂閱，當5000萬個訂閱時，我就刪掉我的頻道

00:16:49.600 --> 00:16:50.460
 

00:16:51.140 --> 00:16:52.980
 

00:16:52.980 --> 00:16:53.880
我想去死

00:16:53.880 --> 00:16:56.380
我找不到(找啥?)

00:16:58.000 --> 00:17:00.000
我想她在找她的...

00:17:00.000 --> 00:17:02.000
她在找她的質量內容

00:17:02.900 --> 00:17:04.700
 

00:17:04.700 --> 00:17:07.860
技術上，現在有130萬元

00:17:07.860 --> 00:17:10.540
(尖叫)

00:17:10.540 --> 00:17:13.720
 

00:17:13.720 --> 00:17:15.040
下一個成分

00:17:15.040 --> 00:17:19.440
每次聖誕節，都是悲慘的回憶，因為奶奶是個酒鬼

00:17:19.440 --> 00:17:21.600
但我們必須尊敬..她的配方

00:17:23.860 --> 00:17:24.420
(不可能)

00:17:25.820 --> 00:17:28.700
100萬個不喜歡或倒在我身上

00:17:32.140 --> 00:17:32.980
 

00:17:35.520 --> 00:17:36.220
那是個笑話

00:17:37.740 --> 00:17:40.280
就這樣，就是個笑話

00:17:43.120 --> 00:17:47.900
首先，我們一起做到的，喔!是兄弟拳!

00:17:47.900 --> 00:17:49.040
是客製的

00:17:51.200 --> 00:17:52.680
超酷的

00:17:52.680 --> 00:17:57.880
獨家...稀有...聞起來有愛

00:17:57.880 --> 00:18:00.900
好了!我希望你享受這影片

00:18:00.900 --> 00:18:04.380
如果你的確很享受，確定你有按..(讚)

00:18:04.380 --> 00:18:08.180
事實上，為甚麼不去看一下別的影片，去年做的

00:18:08.180 --> 00:18:15.180
我想2016，是我在Youtube最愛的一年，沒有你們的觀看，這不可能辦到

00:18:15.180 --> 00:18:21.240
訂閱，Balling(???) 和那些屎，所以我很感激，感謝你，這是我的意思

00:18:22.360 --> 00:18:25.320
敬你的點閱!兄弟拳

00:18:29.700 --> 00:18:30.200