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我們搭配了

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M: yeah

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M: 你有什麼？ 你都有扣針

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我們都有戴扣針

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我們好型

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小隊目標

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情侶目標

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我們要去（scare PewDiePie ）的拍攝

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你想賭幾多  佢地會

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因為我著這件在上面  而有好大意見VVVV

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我對天發誓  他們全部都會話我

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每個人今朝都嚇親

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因為原本是下午1點 改成朝早10點

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所以

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我們要快啲

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今日的vlog應該不會是

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你典型的vlog

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好,好,好

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睇下係邊個

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你做緊咩

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你們睇落唔錯

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我現在要上車

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我現在要上車

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再見

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Hey 兄弟 我有個驚喜比你地

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哈哈哈

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M:  兄弟 你係個顛佬

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多謝比返啲彈藥我

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Brad 你係到做緊咩

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M: 殺左佢

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B: 我有老婆仔囡

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B: 兄弟 我有細路要養

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比曬啲錢我

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B: AHH

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多謝啦 兄弟

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捉住佢

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你

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我仲有子彈 兄弟

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B: AH

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AHH

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你居然射我個頭

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你有問題？

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你射到我個下巴

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我知道係邊一幕

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所以你就係傳說中一直講的BOSS

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OHHH

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我差點射到司機

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我好抱歉

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天啊

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好對唔住

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你夠膽

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M: 係咪你乳頭
射我乳頭

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你們做緊咩  遮住隻窗

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Michael 點解你睇落咁可疑

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會發生咩事

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會發生咩事

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M: 我知咩事 但我唔可以講

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咁就唔好講

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所以今次是你第一次上(scare PewDiePie )

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M: 係 我有啲頭痛 但

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M: 係 我有啲頭痛 但

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係咪你既夢想？

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M: 係 我意思係佢係好靚既顏色

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M: 我覺得

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WTF

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你做咩

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B: YEAH DAMN

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M: 好痛 停

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M: 我琴日玩了奇異人生 然後我諗

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M: 佢係點

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OHHHH

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WOAHHH

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奇異人生教識Michael

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點樣變強

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係咩

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EWW

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你好（法文）

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歡迎 來到 Cooking with  PewDiePie

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今日我們要整

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芝士香蕉

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你有一個芝士 我意思係香蕉

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你攞

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芝士

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你塞佢入香蕉

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令佢更脆

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好好

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味道就好似芝士

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誰不喜歡芝士

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和香蕉

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而且 如果你感覺太瘋狂

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你可以攞...我既口音已經冇左

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ohh

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睇下依隻蕉

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好好

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好靚

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就好似Brad的penis

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這是最好的

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直接來自豬的屁眼

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就好似咁塞入去

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好似咁

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就塞 塞入去

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好似咁

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OH

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好好

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然後你就有

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一個Felix 趣味

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M: 好食？

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好好食

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這就是我們在瑞典 高中的時候會做的事

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你有一個硬幣

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你就好似咁

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而且你要令它保持咁樣

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所以你要令佢繼續轉

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FUCK

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所以你要放低隻手指 我就射佢

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WTF

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B: 我唔同意

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你要

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M: Brad你玩完啦

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B: 佢可能會射到我隻眼

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睇住

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ohh

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FUCK

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OOOHHH

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黎啦

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唔可以咁近

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DICK

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唔可以咁近

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整佢 整佢

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放平啲

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B: 已經放平了

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天啊

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屌

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這個射得太近

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OH NO NO

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B: 佢射到依到

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B: 但睇落唔似

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B: 好奇怪 其他地方睇落更嚴重

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B: 真係好痛

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M: 黎啦

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M: 你唔好

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我唔會出千  我保證

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M: 點解你整咁耐

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uh

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B: 你睇住我啦

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B: 你睇下 睇黎你好愛挪威

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好噁心

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你點敢

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B: 我冇咁做

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邊個做既

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你做既？

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M: 我意思係我可能有

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我自己的女朋友

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閃耀隊長係到

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閃耀隊長係到

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我希望我睇落好型

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我有新既襪

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我仲意你對鞋有水咁

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我們在感恩節前飛過黎 所以我們今日慶祝

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感恩節快樂 感恩節快樂

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食

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M: 你要祈禱？

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WHAT?

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向火雞祈禱

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他們不知道如何祈禱

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睇落點

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好傷心?

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B: 好傷心

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B: 現在睇 一般

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應該要好似咁

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就好似狗隻的眼神

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我有啲野想同你講

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M: 好慘

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M: 你發生咩事

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因為Michael 太醜

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我接受唔到

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接受唔到

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接受唔到

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M: 我估佢準備要破壞件衫

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M: Brad

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M: 我覺得

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M: 我覺得有啲

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M: 好濕喎

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M: 你覺得點

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M: 多謝Brad 係一個警告

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B: 我想要的直線 我要自己靜下

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我啲鬚唔錯

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我意思是

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我應該要留住佢？

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如果你同意 請按讚

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唔好

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唔好

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B: 脫

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NO

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唔好我既penis

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你冇著件衫

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唔好

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我覺得偵個鬚需要一個名 好似Pedropie

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你好（西班牙）

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（西班牙）

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（西班牙）

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我個名係 PewDiePie

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OMG 邊個做既

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突然係依到

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M: OMG

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誰放的

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OMG 好可愛

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好奇怪

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我們出左去一日 鎖左門

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有鎖門

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誰做的

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誰做的

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這是pinata

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係特朗普的pinata?

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係特朗普的pinata

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係pedrpie punyada

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明天是選舉日

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明天是選舉日  我們要揾啲野玩

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我估佢現在可以同Pedro瞓

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我意思係

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啱啱好

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hell yea

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特朗普

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。。特朗普

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攞住

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今日係好有趣的一日

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(Scare PewDiePie )的拍攝好精彩

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比起第一季 好了好多

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好了10 倍

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我真的好興奮去比你地睇

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至少我的拍攝過程很有趣

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係好漫長的一日但

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同時還要做vlog

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大家都好用心工作

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確保每日的vlog都ok 所以我希望你們會鍾意

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你最好會鍾意  這就是我講既野

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你最好fucking鍾意佢

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你聽下我把聲 我大叫左一日

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但好有趣

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PedroPie

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我都唔記得左 我有依個鬚

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睇落好正

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我整緊

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我整緊

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你會鍾意佢

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依啲都係咩

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Felix... 這個一定是粉絲送的

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好好的包裝

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好奇怪

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你睇唔睇到佢講咩

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M: 他們如何帶到這裡   P: 諗下拍vlog

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然後發現有幾容易

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人們可以找到我們的地址

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我唔鍾意這個

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我唔覺得有趣

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M: 這是你在我的vlog上說過的話

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我知他們只是想開玩笑  但唔好笑

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我諗大家都覺得

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就好似

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他們有找到其他人地址的能力

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好似他們公開個地址 然後就好似

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我找到他們的地址

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ohohoh

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就好似咁

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ok

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你好奇異同古怪

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我唔知

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這個

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去垃圾桶

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這個就是當你有意大利女朋友 會有的東西

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M: 這個是我的  換位

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好 我估依個唔係我既

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多謝 Marzia煮野食  我知你好累

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我有意粉

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和意大利女朋友

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M: 你要混埋一齊

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我要混埋佢 否則就唔係意大利

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好啦 這就是另一集Birdabo的結尾

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明天是選舉日

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我現在將影片交比Brad

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以防萬一  防止我未

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Brad 同 Michael 都在幫我編輯

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我真的欠他們一個大大的感謝

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所有他們做的事

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我差不多只做了最後的編輯

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來之前我好驚

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而我真的好感激他們都來了

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因為我唔知要點去做vlog

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但我好開心 你們都好鍾意

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我真的很感激所有友善的留言

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和所有的回覆 都真的令我好興奮

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去

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去做一些東西令大家都鍾意 好感激

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而不是我一些標準東西  所以

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我唔可以更開心

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所以多謝你地

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好多謝你地

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多謝你的讚

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繼續比我睇到你的支持

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而我同你地兄弟

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明天見

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下集的Birdabo

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我們有一些刺激的東西

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保持讚 兄弟們

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