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Mari kita main game nya

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Hee kursi, apa kabs...?

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Keren deh ini game

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*ntah siapa yang teriak*

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Oke, jadi di game ini...

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Trump mau mati

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*dor*

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*slowmotion shit*

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Tidaaakkk

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Okeh, jadi di game ini...

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Gue seharusnya nyelamatin si Donald Trump

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Aaw.. Gue merangkak..

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Gue merangkak buat nyelamatin hidup si Trump

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Ow, gw balik jalan lagi

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ini dia...

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*epic slo mo*

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Oke, Si bangke mati

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Tapi rambutnya...

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Untung gak menderita

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Tidaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkk

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Tai, ga bagus bener

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Gue coba lagi..

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TIDAAAAAKK

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BAHAHAHAH

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Trump, lo mungkin pengen selamat

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Gue adalah pahlawan dari Amerika

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Trump, Peluk gue dong!

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*epic fail*

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Hee Trump

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Tolong geser dikit kekiri lo nyet

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Mati kita

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OOOOOOW!!!

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Sempak Kuda

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Keren bangeudh

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YEAAAH!!

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HOOOWYEAH

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FAKYA sekarang gue presiden

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Oh boy... Oh boyy..

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Ini game yang paling bagus sejak gue jarang main game lagi.. gue bilangin lo pada

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OMG Selangkangan gue berdarah

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*trump* Gue selamat.

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Dia ngeri banget

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Gue banyak main game, tapi ini yang paling bagus. (serius nih?)

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Ayo joget sama gue, Trump.

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APA APAAN NIH?!

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Dia dijadiin motorboat

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Dia dijadiin motorboat (2)

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Lagi dong

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Lagi dong (2)

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Ayo Trump ayooo

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Gigit pantatnya

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Hoo dia suka

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Oh, ini yang terjadi kalau si Trump jadi presiden

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Ah tai, ayolah... gue cuma pengen duitnya

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Biarin si Trump joget terus

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Dia bisa goyang

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Dia bisa goyang (2)

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Okeee, ni dia.. Ah tai gw diatas

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Njir..

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Njir.. (2)

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Berdiri....

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BERDIRI !

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Trump..

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Tidaaaak

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Apa nih?

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Ah tai.. bom ternyata

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Serius aja

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Gue dibayar gak buat gini

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Noo

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Trump

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Lo harus hidup njir

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ya Tuhan, apa yang terjadi?

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Salto

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Gue nggaa....

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Oke.. gimana kalau trump,

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aaa.. eee..

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Kayaknya berhasil.. kayaknya berhasil.. okee ntaps

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Tembak titit nya itu kejam bener

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Gak ada yang boleh digituin

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Ni dia..

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Ah tai, salah tombol

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Bisa nggak sebentar kita hargai developer yang bikin game sebagus ini

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Tahun ini kita banyak dijanjiiin palsu kayak game "No Man's Sky"

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Tapi, ini dia akhirnya ada game yang mantep bener

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Okee

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"kerjakan demi duit"

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Pokoknya ikut kalau ada uangnya

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Okee sekarang mulai gak bener

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Gue ga bisa jalan di pasir

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Ah tai pas bener di tulang belakangnya

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Coy, rambutnya keren bener

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Gimana rambutnya?

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Gimana rambutnya anjay?

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Ini adalah sebuah kebanggaan dan sesuatu pak anjay

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buat menikmati lubang pantat lo

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Gue gelindingin si anjay

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Nah, ini waktunya buat gameplay yang berkualitas

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ini dia yang "berualitas" itu

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itu kebab raksasa?

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Gimana ngelindungin si anjay?

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Dari kebab tadi

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Ooo, satu kebab

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Ayo mana kebab yang lain

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Ada lagi pasti ini yang datang

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HOOOOOO!!!!!

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HEEELL YEAAAH!!

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FAKYEAAH!!!

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*Nyelem dipenonton*

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Aaaaooo.. saltoo

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Ah tai.. Salto

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Ah tai

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tai.. tai.. salto

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nailed it

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Sssaaltoo

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Sssaaltoo (2)

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Sssaaltoo (3)

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Sssaaltoo (4)

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Sssaaltoo (5)

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YEAAAEAAAAEAAAAH!!

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Oh man.. gue dewa di game ini

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Ow tai gue ada duit, ada bir..

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Mantep bener...

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Ah tai, sekarang di china

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Mati aja nih pekerja

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gimana caranya gue... HOOOWW!!

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Okee gue ngerti

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Caranya berdiri aja di pizza

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Tunggangi pizza nya buat si anjay

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Gue ga tau ini apa. Tapi...

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Yang penting gue selamatin si Anjay

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Sekarang apa lagi nih?

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Dimana si Anjay itu?

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Ngapain dia? Bunuh dirinya sendiri?

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Dia bunuh diri.

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Oke, Saltoo

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Saltoo (2)

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Saltoo (3)

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Tai

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Saltoo

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Lempar diri sendiri

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Njir, hampir aja

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Gue ga tau lagi ngapain sekarang ini

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Dia kayak "Yeaaah.. fakya fakya, tenang bro ada gue"

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Sedikit pijitan dibagian bawah

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Iyee itu yang gue suka

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Gue Donald "Anjay" Trump,

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Lo bisa main ama "adek" gue ntar

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omg, lebih cepat lagi

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Tapi gue ga bisa lebih cepat lagi pak anjay

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Pokoknya cepat

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Ayo dong terus kayak biasanya

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Oke dah, ini dia

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BLULULULULRULUR

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Ah udahlah jangan ini lagi, ngapain lagi si anjay itu ?

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Ngapain si anjay itu? ..aahh

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Kalian tau? Kadang gue pikir dia pantas nerima itu hari ini

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Kadang-kadang aja

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Oke ini dia.. salto!

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Tai, Salt...

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Njir!

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Si anjay lompat ke gelas pop mie

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Sekarang game ini mulai ga beres

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Anjay lo trump

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Ngapain sekarang ini gue masih main game ini?

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Ini game bagus, tapi. NO!!

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Njir, hampir aja, kalau berhasil pasti mantep bener

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"I don't wanna close my Trump"

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"I don't wanna fall asleep, Cause I Trump ma babe"

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"and I'm Trump Trumpy Trumpy Trump"

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AAAAAH...

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COY, HAMPIR BERHASIL ITU TADI

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Lo harus jongkok, nyet

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Liat ini anjay

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Salto

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Liat gak lo tadi Anjay?

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Si anjay gak peduli dia jalan aja

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Nggak ada yang terjadi disini

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Gue tadi gak nyoba bunuh diri sendiri

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Mau kemana si Trump?

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Ga ada yang tau petualangan dia selanjutnya

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Akankah dia menemukan pizza raksasa buat bunuh dirinya?

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Silahkan lihat episode selanjutnya

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di "Trump Kills Himself"

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Lihat di episode selanjutnya

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di "Suicidal Trump"

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Lihat episode selanjutnya di "Crippling Depression: Donald Trump"

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Ah tai, gue harus salto

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tai

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Gue harus lompat...

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Trump, tunggu bentar disana yee

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Papa pewds datang

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Santai dulu aja trump

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Aku ada untukmu sayang

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Aku selalu ada

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Gue cuma...

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Tunggu disana sayang

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NOOOO!!! Dia meleset!

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Tidaaak

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Kenapa main game yang seharusnya emang gini

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Gue kaga tau

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Berhasil.. BAHAHAHAHA!

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Lo ditemukan anjay

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Nah, game ini kami aneh aja

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Sebelum ini aneh,

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TAI

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Eee gue berhasil

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Daaaan... gigitin pantat

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Gue bisa ngacauin ini

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Tapi kayaknya mereka sedang bersenang-senang

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Kalau gitu gimana kalau gue ikutan joget