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我們開始玩這個遊戲吧 嘿椅子你好嗎?

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好棒棒的遊戲

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椅子~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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好   所以在這遊戲裡

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川普會死

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(槍聲)

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不~

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不   (傻笑聲)

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好 在這遊戲裡 我應該要來拯救川普

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哦~我在匍匐前進

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我匍匐前近來拯救川普

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喔~我恢復正常了

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我們出發吧

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好吧 川普屎惹

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但他的頭髮  安然無恙

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不嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚

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靠好尷尬

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讓我試來一次

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不嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚

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喝哈哈哈

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川普 你也許會想

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會想要

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(槍聲)

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拯救他的命

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我是真正的美國英雄

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川普給我抱抱

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任務失敗..... 我們下次會逮到他的

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嘿川普

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你有看到那個雷射光

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就你往左邊移一點

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然後我們來愛愛吧

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笨椅子

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(讓屁股來畫個圓)

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喔喔喔

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恁娘勒!!!

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那真是他媽的太棒拉

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耶AAA    噢   耶AAAA

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幹爽的  現在我才是總統啦!

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媽呀    媽呀

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阿哈哈哈

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噢 兄弟

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我得說  這麼久以來這是我玩過最棒的遊戲

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我的天啊   他打中我的胯下

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我救了他

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噢呵呵

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老天爺

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他超他媽嚇人的

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這是我玩過這麼多遊戲裡面最棒的

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最棒的

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來吧川普跟我一起跳舞

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噢耶

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這是三小?

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噢齁齁  他在騎他阿!

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他在騎他阿!!    再一次

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再一次

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再一次啦

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來吧! 川普進來     來吧川普!

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吃他屁屁

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噢  他喜歡

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噢媽呀~~

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噢耶

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這就是川普當上總統的結果

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阿靠  不是吧

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我只是想拿錢啊

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來吧川普跳舞

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看他的舞步(like Jgger)

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看他的舞步

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三寶摔

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好喔 我們來

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啊靠  我在樓上

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乾

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乾~~

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起來

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起起起   來

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(電影裡的) 起來

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川普   不嗚嗚嗚嗚

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發生甚麼事??

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喔噢 靠腰有炸彈

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有炸彈阿

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去你媽的

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我不是付錢來玩這個的

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不

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川普

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你必須活著

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我的天啊

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到底怎麼了?

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川普活下來了

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我不

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隨便

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反正川普

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噢  喔

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我想我辦到了

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我想我辦到了 > <

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好棒棒

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有個活在危險中的中年人

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對他人來說也只是個怪人

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他的所作所為

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他所選的機會

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那些機會讓他再也看不到明天

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神祕的

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特務先生

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神祕的

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特務先生

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射他雞雞 那真的太殘忍惹 好嗎

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沒人值得被那樣做

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來吧

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噢 幹按錯鍵

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耖

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我們能不能先停下來  感謝開發人員

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做出這麼棒的遊戲?

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我們這一年發生太多事情

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不守承諾像"No Man's Sky"  一樣

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但

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終於有這個遊戲燃起我們的希望...你懂得

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好吧

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為了錢做事

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"你只是為了錢"

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OK 這開始太誇張了

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我沒辦法走在沙子上

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噢 挖屋

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噢 乾直接打到我脊椎

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老兄!他的頭髮真他媽讚的

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你的頭髮還好嗎?

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川普先生  你頭髮好嗎?

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噢媽呀

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何等榮幸享有優先權阿 先生

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來吃你的屁股

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歐噢 根本沒有

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我對川普吹喇叭

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這才是高品質的遊戲

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這才是高品質

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然後七號手勢

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噢

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那是大墨西哥餅嗎?

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我要怎麼保護川普不被墨西哥餅砸?

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噢 一個墨西個炳

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來吧 另一個墨西哥餅

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另一個墨西哥餅  來襲!!

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噢噢噢噢噢噢噢噢噢

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嘿  耶耶耶耶耶耶

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送啦

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舞台時刻!!

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歐噢

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前空翻

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歐靠

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前空翻

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歐靠

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靠

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靠

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前空翻

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成功了

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前前前 空翻

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前空翻

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前空翻

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前空翻

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前空翻

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衝衝衝衝衝衝衝衝衝衝

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噢

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歐天啊  我很會玩這遊戲

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噢靠 我有錢 還有威士忌

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我是上流社會阿

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噢靠 他要去中國了

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去他們那些中國員工

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我要怎麼

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噢歐

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我懂了

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好喔

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就站上那些披薩

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為了川普站上披薩

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我不知道這些事甚麼  但

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但我救了川普

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幹這又是三小

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他在哪裡?

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他在哪?  他是在自殺嗎?

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沒錯 他在自殺

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好吧 前空翻

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前

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呵哈哈哈

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前空翻

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前空翻

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靠

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前空翻

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把身體往前

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幹  差一點

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我其實不知道 我現在在幹嘛?

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他就像"嘿 太爽了 太爽了 兄弟你懂我
幫我在下面手淫一下 對沒錯 我是他媽的川普
你待會可以幫我吸屌 老天爺 我的天啊 再快一點
但川普先生我快不了
在快一點 就像你手淫你屁眼一樣 手淫我
沒錯 阿魯魯魯

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歐 不要再來了

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他現在又想怎麼樣?

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他到底是怎樣 厄阿阿阿

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你知道嗎我有時候覺得死是值得的

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只是有時候

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好吧 我們走

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前空翻

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靠 前

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幹

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他跳進了一碗泡麵裡

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這遊戲太超過了

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幹呵呵

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該死的川普

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我為甚麼到現在  還在玩這遊戲

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就像

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這是個好遊戲 但

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靠 就差那一點了

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那可以超美麗的

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我不想閉上我 川普

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我不想入睡

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因為我 川普我的寶貝

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然後  川皮 川皮 川皮 川~~

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噢齁齁齁

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老兄

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剛剛就差那一點點ㄟ

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你只需要往前爬?!

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那川普你看著

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前空翻

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靠腰

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蹦

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看到沒  川普

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川普就這樣走掉了

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沒什麼事   我只是試著不要自殺

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川普會去哪?

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在他冒險旅程的下一站  沒人知道

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他會用一個大披薩來自殺嗎??

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請鎖定下一集來看川普自殺!

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請鎖定下一集來看川普自殺!

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請鎖定下一集來看川普:有害身體的消極行為

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你已經接受川普進入你的人生?

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歐 我有

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我也沒有投票權好嗎? 冷靜點

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歐 殺了我吧

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前空翻

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靠

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我用跳的?!

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不

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川普撐著點  老兄

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Pewds爸爸要過去了

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撐著點川普

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我會救你兄弟

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我會救你

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我只要

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撐住阿  兄弟

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不歐歐歐    我失手了!!

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不阿阿阿

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為什麼要玩這樣子的遊戲呢??

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我不知道

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我不

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我

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做到了

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恩亨哈哈哈哈

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成功了

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你沒事了總統先生

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好喔這遊戲  開始變詭異了

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前面是詭異   現在是他嗎的詭異

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椅子

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幹

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欸我做到了

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然~~後    吃屁股

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神秘   特務先生

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阿

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我是說..我無法打斷

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看來他們有很好的時光

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你知道嗎?  我就加入這個派對吧

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