Alright
Lets get into this game
Heyyyyyyyyy
Chair with money
So in this game
I'm supposed to save Donald Trump from dying
OOhhhh booOoyyy
am I trying hard to save him
(much effort)
Please trump I am-
I am trying really hard to save you Trump
I'm coming for ya baby!
AaHhhhh
No, oh-
OH
oauhhh
auahhh
shit
He's up there with Putin
They're having a great time :D
And the world is a better place
OH
I can push!
OHHH
COMON
PUSH
(Are you giving birth?)
PUSHHH
OHWA
NOOOOOOOOOoooooo-
[Metal Gear Solid Soundtrack - The Best is Yet to Come]
no
Did it work?
it worked
Are they making out?
THEY'RE MAKING OUT
I do ship Trump and Putin (Agreed)
Don't get me wrong
But this must be stopped
Okay I get it
I get it
I do this
and then I do this
That's it
It's not that fucking hard
LookAtThis
[Metal Gear Solid 2 theme starts playing]
There we go!
yes
FUCK YOU
NOW I JOIN THE PARTY
YEAH now I'm driving the car now Russia!
I'm driving the fucking car now!
YEAH YOU LIKE THIS
YEAH YOU LIKE THIS MR POODIN
AUHH YEAH THAT'S WHAT YOU FUKIN WANT?!
THAT'S WANT YOU FUKIN WUANT?!?!?!??!
Okay next Level
Oah they got chairs!
But guess what I got!
FUCKING COURAGE (Pewds is now Apple)
Nevermind
HEHEHE
IM COMIN FOR YA TRUMP
IM COMIN TO SAVE YA
crab or not!
Okay
cue the epic music!
*Epic music is cued*
*More sausy epic music*
(Good job └[ಠ_ಠ]┘)
Ohoauh I-
I fucked up
*Epic The end 0.2*
WOAH
WOAAAHHHHH
*epic spin 360*
T R U M P
yes..
yes!
Yeas!
YEAS
YES
JJYYYYYEEEEESSSS
YES
*Seagull*
You fuck with my man!
IS THAT WHAT IT IS!
If you curveball you can make yourself fly SUPER high
Alright lets just do that
HUEAH
oh
DID YOU SEE THAT!!!!!
*intense music again*
*Push it to the Limit by Scaface still plays*
"Pushing through the limit.."
*spin*
*SPIN*
*Seagull*
"walk along the razor's edge..."
"but don't look down, just keep your head"
"and you'll be finished"
o
NO
WO
AUH
EUH
OHH
NOW I KNOW WHAT THE 14 YEAR OLDS PLAYING COD FEEL LIKE (are you already one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
o
I am the 14 year olds playing COD...
OH the satisfaction of that fuckin shit...
And the Slo-Mo!
o
TrumpTrumpTrTrTrumpTrupmTTTTrumpTrTr
"Mission Failed"
Yes!
GET UP!
GET UP AND SAVE TRUMP!
GET UP!!!!
G E T U P
GET-
FUCCKKKK
FUCKK
What the fuck is-
OHHHH
MYYYY
GODDD...
What the fuck is this?!
ok we just gotta hit him in the right angle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
AND IM FREEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FREE
FALLLLLIIIINNNNNN
fuck
Comon Trump!
AH
AAUHHHH
AEEUHHH
FUCK
Alright this one should be easy!
sHIT
EAH
EAHH
FUUCK
there it is
And I-
AND IM FREEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ba
beba
bpbepba
baaaap
baaeee
BABP
BA BAB BA BA-
OH MY GOD
IT MISSED
It's been an honour and privilege to serve by your country
now there's just one thing I'll like to do...
Thank you.
Are these Tampons?
These are giant Tampons.
Who made this game?
Please Tampons
Be good to me
Like I've been good to you (Whet)
Thank Youu
And For-
AUAHH
AEUUGH I GOT HIS HAIR!
This is just parttt-
It's part of the contract
It was all part of the contract
Saved
Ah god damn Tampons
Alright fine
You know what fine
Fine.
(Hardcore parkour)
F I N E
I feel like this is a weird nightmare that I'm re living (Like your videos (⌐■_■)
HoW AM I SuppoSEd To GeT UP ThERe?!
(Holy shit Pewds actually did it ヽ(•□•)ﾉ)
Oh My God!
OhMyGod Trump!
(GG Pewds)
Hell Yeah...
Why..
Am I still playing this game
At this point
There's really no reason for it
Besides that I loveee
to play this game
(great reason)
There's no poli-
Fucking Dickhead
(Rude)
There's no political agenda I swear :D
It's FUCKIN STUPID
GOD-
I mean comon
comon
Last fucking try
Why am I playing this game?
It comes the time
In everyone's life you ask yourself why...
And I think the why
has turned into a...
(....)
Can I please die?...
Hilary: I'm just chillin in Cedar Rapids
Ouuuuuhhhhh
Anderson Cooper: Point is that you made 3 speeches for Goldman Sachs who paid 675,000 Dollars for 3 speeches...
Was that a mistake?
or was that a bad-
Wait, she was paid 600,000 for a SPEECH!
OH I'LL GIVE YOU A SPEECH
HO
OH
HO This is fueling me!
This is fueling me to play this game!
Fuck it crashed
A great man once said
(BULLETBALL) It will happen!
heartless Person: This is- It wont happen
It will happen!
I-I'm telling you it will happen
IT WILL
It will happen
I wont fucking-
Ska- God Damn it
MOTHAFUCKA
Here we go
This is like...
When Neo went to save Trinity
Fuck!
hUEH
HUAH
*MatrixMatrixMatrix*
GET uP
gET UP
BWAAAHHHH
UEAAHHH
WHY DO I CUM EVERY TIME (ಠᗝಠ)
THAT WAS THE END OF THE CHAPTER!??!
hUeahhh
WhEre the fuck am I nOW?
CRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
eeyYAY
stch- *bang*
His hair is fucking green!
You're not even Trump!
What are you fucking Jackscepticeye?
What the fuck is this?-
Why is he green!
I'm not saving JACK
FUCK
THAT
There it is
There it is!
There it IS!
THERE IT IS!
He's alive!
HE'S ALIVE!
I saved Jackscepticeye
Why is he Jackscepticeye?!
I don't understand-
I'm still not over it
DID I BEAT THE FUCKING GAME YET?
It has to end here
Please. End. Here
Da Fuck happened?
What the Fuck-
What the fu-
What the fuck happend?
What the fuck happ-
FUCKK
Alright
Fuck
Shit
Well I gotta todetedo
Everything is going smooth so far
Everything is going fantastic!
OUAP nnononono
noooo (T﹏T)
Why is he silver-y?
why is HE NAKEDDDD
That's why
That's fucking why (sin)
There it is, just keep front flipping
Front flip for America
This is why you should vote Björnes
from Björnes magasin
MothaFucker
Yeah the crowd is going crazy!
Front Flip your way to victory
comon!
Bam
BamBam
BAbam
bamBuambumBam
BamBamBamBamm
baBamBadBum
UEUAGHH
That fucking ass!
Dude, you're fucking muscular now!
Dude what-
OH
OH OH OAH
OOAHHHHH
EUAHHH
EUAHHHH
OHHAHHH
That smells very good Mr. President
Why am I always too far!
NOOO!
N O O O O !!
There it is
America
I did it, please tell me I did it
please tell me I did it
I don't wanna play anymore
IDon'tWannaPlayAnymore
idontwanttoplayitanymore
idontwannaplayitanymore!
I did it
IdidIt
I did- a
There it-
EUEAGHH AAA
OH
AHHHOAH
WHAT?!
[Credits]
[Inventor of BulletBall and BulletBall Extreme: Marc Griffin
[The Bodyguard and Trump]
[Neo from Matrix]
The End....
The world is a better place \(•ᗜ•)/