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ok

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Lançons ce jeu

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Heyyyyy

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Une chaise avec de l'argent !!

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"Musique épique"

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donc dans ce jeu

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je dois empêcher Donald Trump de mourir

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hooo mec

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suis-je entrain d'essayer de le sauver

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s'il te plait je suis

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Je suis difficilement entrain de te sauver Trump

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Je viens pour toi bébé

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haahaha

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Non ho.

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HO

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oauhhh

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auahhh

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merde

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Il est là-haut avec Poutine

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ils passent un bon moment

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et le monde devient meilleur

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Fin

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HO

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Je peux pousser

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HOOOO

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ALLEZ !!!

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POUSSE

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POUSSE

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POUSSE

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HOO

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

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*Musique triste*

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOON (ralenti)

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*bang*

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Est-ce que ça a marché ?

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CA

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A MARCHÉ !!

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Est-ce qu'ils font l'amour ?

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ILS FONT L'AMOUR !?

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Je dois sauver Trump et Poutine

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Ne vous méprenez pas

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Ça doit s’arrêter

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ok je l'ai

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je l'ai

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je fais ça

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je fais ça

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je fais ça

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je fais ça

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et enfin je fais ça

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c'est ca

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C'est pas si compliqué que ça

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c'est pas si dur que ça

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Regardez ça

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*musique stressante*

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*musique stressante*

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*musique stressante*

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*musique encore plus stressante*

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on y va !

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OUI !!!

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Va te faire !

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Maintenant je fais la fête

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yeah, maintenant je conduit une voiture russe

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je conduis une putain de voiture

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Yeah tu aimes ca

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YEAH TU AIMES CA MR POUTINE

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C'EST CE QUE TU VEUX PUTAIN

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C'EST CE QUE TU VEUX PUTAIIIN

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Ok, prochain niveau

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Ho il y a des chaises

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CHAIIIIIIIISE

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Mais devine ce que j'ai

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DU PUTAIN DE COURAGE

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*bang*

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passons...

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HéHé

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J'ARRIVE POUR TOI TRUMP

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JE VIENS TE SAUVER

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crabe ou quoi ?

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ok

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Allume la musique épique

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*Musique épique*

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*Musique épique*

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HOWOWO

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J'ai merdé

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WOAH

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WOAAAHHHHH

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T R U M P

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oui...

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OUI

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OUI !!

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OUIIIIIIIIIIIIII !!

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OUI

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OUUIIIUUIUIUI

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OUI !

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*bruit de mouette*

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T'as baiser avec mon mec !

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C'EST CA ??

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Si tu te courbes tu peux voler super haut

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ok on va faire ça

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Hueh

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OH

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HAAAA

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VOUS AVEZ VU CA ???!!

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*musique épique*

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*Push it to the Limit de Scaface*

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"Pushing through the limit.."

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*mouette*

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walk along the razor's edge..."

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"but don't look down, just keep your head"

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"and you'll be finished"

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HUIAAU

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HUAHH

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OOOO

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EEEEEEEEEEEEE

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OOO

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*cri de pewds*

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NON

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WO

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AUH

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EUH

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*Pewds a un orgasme*

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OHH

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MAINTENANT JE SAIS CE QUE RESSENT UN JOUEUR DE COD DE 14 ANS

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OH

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hiiiiiiiiii

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je suis le joueur de COD de 14 ans

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*pewds a une réaction de joueur de 14ans*

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OH la satisfaction de cette putain de merde

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et le slow-mo

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uuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaeeeeee

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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TrumpTrumpTrTrTrumpTrupmTTTTrumpTrTr

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"Echec de la misson"

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Oui!

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LÈVE TOI !

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LÈVE TOI ET SAUVE TRUMP !

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LÈVE TOI !!!

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L-E-V-E T-O-I !!!!!!!

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LEVE TOI

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PUTAINNN

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PUTAINN

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c'est quoi ce bordel

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OHHHH

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MONNNNN

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DIEUUUUUUUUUU!

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C'est quoi cette merde?!

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ok on va le frapper avec le bon angle

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"AND IM FREEEEEE"

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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FREE

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FALLLLLIIIINNNNNNG

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merde

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Allez trump

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AH

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AAUHHHH

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AEEUHHH

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MERDE

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ok celle la sera la bonne

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MERDE!

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EAH

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EAHH

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PUTAIN !

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ca y est

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et

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AND IM FREEEEEE

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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ba

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beba

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bpbepba

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baaaap

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baaeee

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BABP

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BA BAB BA BA-

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OH MON DIEU

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c'est raté

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ce fut un honneur et un privilège de servir mon pays

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maintenant il y a juste une chose que je veux faire

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merci

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Ce sont des tampons ?

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Ce sont des tampons géants

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Qui a fait ce jeu ?

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S'il vous plaît tampons

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Soyez bons avec moi

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Comme j'ai été bon avec vous

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mercii

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et pour-

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AUAHH

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AEUUGH j'ai ses cheveux

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*rires*

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Cela fait parti du contr..

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Cela fait partie du contrat

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Tout cela faisait partie du contrat

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*Bang*

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sauvé

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Ho mon dieu putain, des tampons

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ok tout va bien

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tu sais quoi tout va bien

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bien.

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bien.

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Je pense que c'est un cauchemar bizarre que je suis en train de vivre

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Comment je suis supposé sortir d'ici ?!

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Oh mon Dieu !

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Oh mon Dieu Trump!

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*bang*

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*musique triste*

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*pewds pleure de joie*

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*musique triste*

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*musique triste*

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*Pewds pleure*

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*Pewds pleure*

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Oh ouais

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*musique triste*

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*musique triste*

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*musique triste*

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*musique triste*

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*musique triste*

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*musique triste*

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*musique triste*

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Continue de tourner..

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*musique triste*

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*musique triste (encore) *

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Continue de tourner

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- Pewdiepie 2016

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"l'humilité n'est pas de moins penser de soi-même,
C'est de penser à soi-même moins"

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Like et partage :D

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Pourquoi

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je continue à jouer à ce jeu

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à ce point ?

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Il n'y a pas vraiment de raison

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à part que j'adoooore

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jouer à ce jeu

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il n'y a pas de...

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putain de tête de noeud

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Il n'y a pas d'agenda politique je le jure

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*mouette*

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c'est putain de stupide

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DIEU

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enfin allez

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allez

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allez

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allez

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allez

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allez

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Dernier putain d'essai

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[RIP]

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*musique triste*

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Continue de tourner...

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Pourquoi je joue à ce jeu ?

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il est venu le temps

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dans la vie de tout les jours, où vous vous demandez pourquoi...

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et je pense que le pourquoi

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est devenu

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(....)

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Puis-je mourir s'il vous plait?

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*musique triste*

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Ouuuuuhhhhh

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bzzzzz

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[Hillary aurait été payé + 6 750 000$ pour 3 discours]

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est-ce que c’était une erreur ?

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est ce que c’était une mauvais--

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attend, elle a été payé  6 000 000 pour un DISCOURS ?!

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Oh je vais te faire un discours

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HO

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HO

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Ça m'inspire

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Ça m'inspire de jouer à ce jeu

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*bip*

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putain il a planté

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Un grand homme a dit un jour

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Ça va arriver !

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Ça ne va pas arriver

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Ça va arriver !

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je vous le dis : ça va arriver

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CA VA

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Ça va arriver

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Je ne vais pas...

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Putain de...

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PUTAIN DE TA MÈRE

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On y va !

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On y va !

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C'est comme...

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Quand Neo sauve Trinity

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*MATRIX*

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*MATRIX*

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*M A T R I X *

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Putain

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hUEH

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hUEH

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LÈVE TOI !

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LÈVE TOI !

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LÈVE TOI !

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*Matrix*

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BWAAAHHHH

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*matrix*

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UEAAHHH

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Pourquoi j'éjacule à chaque fois ?

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C'était la fin du chapitre ??!!

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HUeahhh

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Où est-ce que je suis maintenant ??

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CRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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RRRRRRRRRRRRR

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RAAAAAAAAAAAA

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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*coup de feu*

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Yeay !

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Ses cheveux sont verts putain !

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Tu n'es même pas Trump!

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Qui est-tu putain ? Jackscepticeye ?

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C'est quoi ce bordel ?

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Pourquoi est-il vert ?

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Je ne sauve pas Jack

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PUTAIN

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ça y est

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ça y est

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ça y EST

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CA Y EST

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Il est vivant !

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Il est vivant !

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J'ai sauvé Jackscepticeye

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Pourquoi c'est Jackscepticeye ?!

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J'ai pas compris

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Je ne comprends toujours pas

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AI-JE ENCORE BATTU CE FOUTU JEU  ?

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Ça doit s’arrêter là

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S'il vous plait. Arrêtez là

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Qu'est ce qui arrive putain

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Qu'est-ce qui...

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Qu'est-ce qui...

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Qu'est ce qui s'est passé putain ?

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Qu'est ce qui s'est...

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PUTAIN

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ok

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putain

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merde

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Bien je dois continuer

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Tout passe facilement

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Tout est fantastique

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OUAP nnonononon

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nooon (T﹏T)

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Pourquoi il est en argent ?

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Pourquoi il EST NU ??

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Voilà pourquoi

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Voilà pourquoi putain

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ca y est, juste un petit flip avant

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flip avant pour l’Amerique

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C'est pourquoi vous devriez voter Björnes

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du Björnes magasin

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MothaFucker

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Yeah la foule devient folle

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flip avant pour la victoire

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Allez !

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Bam

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BamBam

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BamBam

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bamBuambumBam

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BamBamBamBamm

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baBamBadBum

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(Rip)

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*bang*

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UEUAGHH

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La chance !

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vieux, tu es musclé maintenant

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vieux what ?

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OH

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OH OH OAH

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OOAHHHHH

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EUAHHH

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EUAHHHH

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OHHAHHH

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Ça sent vraiment bon M. le président

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Pourquoi je suis toujours trop loin !

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NOOON!

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N  O  O  O  N  !

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ça y est

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Amerique

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je l'ai fait, dites moi que je l'ai fait

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dites moi que je l'ai fait

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Je ne veux plus jouer

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Je ne veux plus jouer

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Je ne veux plus jouer

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Je ne veux plus jouer !

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Je l'ai fait

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Je l'ai fait

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Je l'ai fait

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*Burppp*

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EUEAGHH AAA

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OH

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AHHHOAH

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QUOI ??

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*bam*

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"pewds pleure"

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Continue de tourner

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Et le monde devient meilleur !

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(Fin)

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