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*static*

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*all hail hypnotoad*

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*more static*

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Velcelcome

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My name is Poodiepie

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Welcome to..

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5 WIERD STUFF ONLINE (dat buzz tho)

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ROMANIAN!!

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ROMANIAN SLAVES!!! (RS: ya?)

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DA FIRST ITEM PLEASE !!! (OK)

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(Felix back at his young ages)

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YESSS!

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Wow, that ish weird item...

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that ish veird veri-veird

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HIS NAME IS BOOMB? (uh...... Felix thinking good name)

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Ok, Ima just scrub him

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*moan*

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He's got nipples!

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*moan*

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They're reall-

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can you see im touching his nipple 😢

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*nipple touching intensifies*

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Now

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This item I bought from Amazon

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You can buy it for five hundred fuc-

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Five hundred

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I spent five hundred on this shiet?

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Five hundred pounds for this…?

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(For a joke)

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For a joke that's not even that funny

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*bbbzzzzt*

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Now he can change his-

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oooh

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oooohhh

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ooOOOAAHHH

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OOOH!

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And now he is like that guy from darth vade-

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err

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that guy from Star Wars…

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Do you know what I mean?

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(No)

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No? ;(

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aw me neither :|

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SO these are made to practice CPR.
(Cardio Pulmonary Resuscitation)

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I guess we should…

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Do it?

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should we

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should we try-

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should we try it?

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PEWDS WANTS TO DIE

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…

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HE'S DYING!

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[rip]

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I don't know how to do CPR so

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Don't see what the f*cking point is

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*exhales into rubber mouth*

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*darth vader be like*

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*get in there poods*

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Oh yeah ;)

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You gotta hold the nose

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I forgat about dat

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*exhale*

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*inhale*

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*exhales faster*

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*INHALES*

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*EXHALES*

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*presses nipples furiously*

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His tits are so f*cking BIG

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Five…

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Five hundred?

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we spent five hundred on this?

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At least, you can get him nake-

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oouuuuh

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OOOOUUUH

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yeaaaah :)

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are this his…

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breasts?

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or?

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can we get much higheeeeer

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so high…

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tuu-tuu

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*blowjob intensifies*

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[All right, uuhmmm]

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*static intensifies*

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There we go…

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We gon fix you up

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make you look very pretty :3

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HE's CUTE!

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WE GON MAKE U PRETTY

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we gonna make you…

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SHINE

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Give him a little bra

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Gee? His tits are so far down

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Thank you felix

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I feel so pretty naw (???)

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NEXT

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ITEM

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PLEASE!

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*static brrrzzzzzztttt xdxdxd*

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Inflatable limbo stick!

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wow

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The items gets better every week

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We did not spend our entire budget on garble

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No! Dat did not happen

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*poods gives the succ*

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*succ intensifies*

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I'm so f*cking tired of inflating shit

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Here ya go

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HOLEY

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SHIET

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It's long as…

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*boop*

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*boop*

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*beep*

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[LEAVE ME ALONE!!!]

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*derp*

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You're like that romanian

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You fucking bitch

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*bzzzzt*

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Parara-rararara-raarararar

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OOOOH!!!!!!

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HA-HOOW

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OOHH!!!!

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*all hail hypnotoad*

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*poods does a retard*

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*intense fight with limbo stick*

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*limbo stick is winning*

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Alright romaniaaaan

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Thank you

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Alright…

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the f*ck is this

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Electro-sex

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so this is for your nipples

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Test Subject:

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Romanian…

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*giggle*

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a-to-tu-tu-vol-fli

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don du tu har

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this is for all …

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the times

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*scream*

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OH SHIT

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Is it doing it right away?

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yehaw

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*laugh*

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eh-de-de-di

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*zzzzzzap*

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*electrocution intensifes*

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BREAD!

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[you too]

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yeah…brad

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BREAD, com hear

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[I don't wanna do it]

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Bread, comheaar

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Ok well, then just try to–

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*gasp*

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AHHH!

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FUCKING SHIT  FUCK

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*zzzzzzap*

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*screams in agonizing pain*

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That worked?

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*evil laugh*

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yeah

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it is, you need the curry in your body

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NOO!!!

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AHHHHH! X6

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Uuuugh… fuck

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oooooh…shit

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it's quite nice

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*click*

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*zzzzzaaap***

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*poods gets sudden parkinsons lvl 100*

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Ooohh!

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AOOOOHH!!

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AAAARRGHH!!

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MAMA!

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AAAARGHGHG!!!

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GAAAARGH!!

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AARGH!!

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*that actually sounded painful*

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Manda?

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ah

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ah

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*when my legs fall asleep*

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bring in the LOOT CRATE!

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*sponsor eagle screech*

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Thank you sponsor eagle

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hehehehe

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hahaha

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lootcrate dot com slash pewds

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enter the code:

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PEWDS

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to get ten percent off

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what's that¿

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*battle cry*

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I'm unboxing september's theme:

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SPEED!

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order before the nineteenth to-

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to get the current theme which is horror

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ooorgh

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dewd!

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oooh!

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god, ooooh

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wooahh!

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dewd!

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gaba

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you are fucking

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RIPPED!

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is this what it's like to f-

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be a dad?

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you dress your kids and…

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make out with them

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ooohh wow

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see you always get really "cool" shirts with loot crate!

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hoodies, collectable auto, ornaments

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we got the flash and the arrow

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Please, don't be that, arrow… bitch

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awww shit

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gawd dammet

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lets put it on the shelf for now

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*music intensifies*

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Batman metal batwing keys change

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STEALTH EDITION

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ooh

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its the bat

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the stealth

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stealth

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okey

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it just seems like it would be painful to have these in your pocket

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Look at dis!!

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you couldn't wea-

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you couldn't put this in your pants

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it'sa really cool keychain if you wanna rip up your clothes

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this is what fashion is all about

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you gotta have a nipple out

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or you're not… fashionable

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Next up, we have "gone in 60 seconds"!

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It's uhh

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movie

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oh, it's a car from the movie

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*music intensifies again*

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and to top it all up

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the big item of this MONTH!

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Battlestar Galasticka

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galatica

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it's battlestar galatica

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that's

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that's so kool

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brad you like these?

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yehgimme

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alright brad you gottem

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*retarded space-travel sounds*

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oh! you can make a car out of the box!

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that I ruined

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cus im an idiot

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that's cool

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this one's theme is horror

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so if you wanna order that …

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sounds pretty cool…

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I like horror stuff

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Halloween is coming up (sp00py)

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order before the nineteenth, guys

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hurry the fuck up

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go to lootcrate.com/pewds

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enter the code:

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PEWDS

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you get ten percent off!

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*brllrlrblrblrblrb*

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*all hail hypnotoad*

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hey poopie

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you seem tired

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you need some time off?

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yes, yes I am- i am a hard worker

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i do work really hard on my channel as,

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you kno

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why, i got something fo' you

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wha- what is it?

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two tickets to today's SPA!

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LETS GO!

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*shitty rock music*

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*better love story than twilight*

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*blblrblrbrl*

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aww

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*sigh*

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okay

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is that the thing?

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*orchestral music*

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okeey

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I've arrived at the sauna

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*boop* x2

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getin da sauna

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oh…sorry

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sowwy

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sowy

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sowy

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*boop*

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can u knot?

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can u kno-

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*poods rages*

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*going back into the womb*

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*moan*

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*moan*

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papa's in heaven

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*ziiip*

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here we go

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*moan*

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*moan*

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*mooooooaaaan*

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that feels good

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I feel…

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like a new man

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*beep*

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*beep*

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*beep*

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what are you doiing?

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING??

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oh

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oh

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oh

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oh thats hawt

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my back is,

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BURNING!

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they have this thing for my feet

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I don't know what it is but I LOVE it

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oh its getting

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it's gettin a little too hot now

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you could turn it down a bit

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oh

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oh-ho

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ooooowh

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it's gettin real hawt!

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ooooh-ho-hooo!

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oooowwh!

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boi

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ey!

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eyyy!

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NO!

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ah

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stahp

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this is just, PEWDIEPIE!

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*goofy's laugh*

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AAAAARTHGHHH!!

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fuuck!

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yeah

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you got it

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its me

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what are you gonna do?

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what are you gonna do bout it, huh?

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oooouuughhh!

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ughghghg!

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argh

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*pood growls*

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*btbbzbbrbtx*

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blah!

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thanks for watching this video!

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remember to live a LIKE

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a thumbsup

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it always helps

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/pewds

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enter the code: PEWDS

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and you get ten percent off! (from my butt)

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i'm gonna go naw

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but thanks for watching

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and as always

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butt-faced POODS

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*fart* (Good for health) *die brofist*

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*ugly outro music with that ugly face*