HAPPY NIGHTMARE NIGHT, ALL! This is a parody of "Kidnap the Sandy Claws," by Danny Elfman, from Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas where Discord, Queen Chrysalis, and Pinkamina all plot to ruin the bronies' lives by kidnapping Lauren Faust. Artwork by Zedrin: http://zedrin.deviantart.com/ Chrysalis VA: http://www.youtube.com/user/SillyLitleGirl Pinkamina VA: http://www.youtube.com/user/ProjectSNT LYRICS: ALL: Kidnap Mrs. Lauren Faust? DIS: I wanna do it! PNK: Take her out! CRY: I say we should work in tandem PNK: Ruin their lives DIS: Always be random! ALL: Ruin the fandom! La la la la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la la la Kidnap the Lauren Faust Make the bronies cry! Lock her in her Foster's Home Kiss old Bloo goodbye! CRY: First we're going to make a pitch For a new show that fits her niche When she comes for concept art, We'll trap her with a bait and switch! DIS: Wait! I've got a better deal To catch this old red-head for real! Let's make her sell her soul for sweets! She can't resist those chocolate treats! ALL: Kidnap the Lauren Faust Piss off all her fans! Make her write an episode All in comic sans! CRY: Then our new friend King Sombra here ALL: Can make the fandom run in fear The Crystal Ponies all forgot So bronies are for naught! PNK: I say that we take my cannon Aim it at her office then Shoot like mad, and when we're finished Mrs. Faust is history! CRY: You're so foolish! Think now! If we blow her up with shots of war, She will just be mourned and have more fans than she has had before! ALL: Kidnap the Lauren Faust Stuff her in a drawer Make a crappy spin-off of Codename: Kids Next Door Because we have all the craziness to turn her shows to trash We'll steal that Galaxy Girls; turn her dreams to ash! DIS: The bronies will be so upset Her absence will cause them to fret They'll be so scared, I guarantee, That they'll all bow to me! (evil laugh) ALL: We're just the show's villains and we take our jobs with pride Can we really help it if we like to cause divide? CRY: I wish my partners weren't so nuts DIS: I'm not so crazy! PNK: You're a klutz! CRY: Shut up! DIS: Make me! CRY: I've got something! Listen up! This one is foolproof! It's true! We'll hold a party at her house With chocolate milk and cupcakes too! Now I'll feed off her love for 'toons As the festivities go on And by the time the party's done Her motivation will be gone! ALL: Kidnap the Lauren Faust Crush the Powerpuffs! Beat up little Bubbles then Put her in handcuffs! Kidnap the Lauren Faust She is not all hot She has helped in bad stuff like Quest for Camelot Kidnap the Lauren Faust Fill our hearts with glee! Take away her power then We'll censor Derpy!