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The current stand-up, perhaps I'll start with the setup.
Mohammed sits on his haunches in Berlin
and spits on the ground through a hole in the teeth.
Suddenly a fairy appears and says:
— I socialist social liberal fairy!
I came to grant you three wishes!
— Look what I got hole in my mouth!
I wish I was cured and put all his teeth!
No sooner had Mohammed to utter these words,
he left the law on free medical treatment and prosthetics
for social foreigners,
and his mouth began to Shine white Hollywood smile.
— I really miss my four wives and fifteen kids,
and parents, brothers and sisters, parents-brothers-sisters of my wives!
I wish we all lived in a luxurious Villa,
and that money was always a lot!
No sooner had Mohammed to me was in a beautiful Villa!
On the table — the text of the law on family reunification for social foreigners,
and Bank statements with information about the received benefits.
The house is fully furnished and equipped with appliances
in accordance with the law on assistance in purchasing furniture
and appliances for social foreigners.
And now the punch line.
Happy Mohammed does not know, why would he even ask,
because one wish still left. And he asked:
— Want to become a real German. Not only by nationality.
Want to be a blue-eyed blond, and that my name was Fritz Schulz!
Before he could finish the phrase, all disappeared,
and he found himself once again squatting and spitting on the ground through a hole in the teeth.
— What happened? he asked the fairies.
— Shame on you, Mr. Schultz, to beg the state!
You have to take care of themselves! Go and look for work!
That's all.
Goodbye!