I didn't read even half this thread, so if you want to see the whole thing: https://twitter.com/theycallhimcake/status/1133900960819023874

Music credits:
Happy Bee by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1300014
Artist: http://incompetech.com/