Subtitles down below.



Gwonam: In the beginning, Ganon created the heaven and the Earth.

(earth)

Gwonam: And Ganon said..

Ganon: Let there be light!

Gwonam: Ganon made man in his image, and spoke to his creations..

Ganon: You are my prisoners.

Gwonam: Wait, what the hell is this..?

Ipo: It's a book.

Gwonam: I know a book if I see one, Sister Ipo. What book--

*slam* *Ace Attorney style slash*

Ipo: Read the book!

Gwonam: You slut... anyway, Link said to Ganon..

Link: Hey! You can fuck off, you fat fucker!

(Big mistake. Ganon corrects his mistake and destroys everything to start over.)

Gwonam: Ganon tried again and recreated everything. The Earth, light, Link, and Zeld- Okay, this is bullshit!

Ipo: *slams hands on book* Read the-

Gwonam: NO! Read it yourself! It's all shit to me.

Ganon: *grunts angrily*

Gwonam: AUGH!




Ipo: I am the Princess of Darkness! I can kill with a single look!