Subtitles down below for the sentence-mixing impaired or the cheaters.
BY THE WAY. I HAVE ACHIEVED YOUTUBE PARTNER.


(Gwonam) Your Majesty, look what I got on eBay!

*Harkinian typing*

(Harkinian) I don't care.

*Gwonam's annoyed face*

(Gwonam) It's an X-wing.

(Harkinian) OAH!

(Gwonam) !!! Stop..!

*punch*

(Harkinian) Let me see!

*X-wing*

(Harkinian) Ah!

(Gwonam) No, Your Majesty! *muffled* You must not enter the X-wing! Only I can..

*x-wing takes off*

(Gwonam) *bangs on glass* FUCK!

-A bit later, inside the X-wing-

*radio playing American Woman is interrupted by the commlink*

(Gwonam over Comm) Exit the X-wing now, Your Majesty. -_-

(Harkinian) Not going to happen. I'm going to space.

(Gwonam) It is written, you are an asshole!

*American Woman resumes playing for a moment before being interrupted by a Star Fox 64 Commlink*

(Peppy Hare over Commlink) DO A BARREL ROLL!

(Harkinian) OAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Onward to space!

*X-wing flies into battle with a Star Destroyer, commlink opens again*

(Gwonam) Your Majesty..! Where the hell are you going!?

(Harkinian) I'm under attack!

(Gwonam) Approach carefully and fire photon torpedoes.

(Harkinian) OAH! What photons!?

(Gwonam) Uh.. I meant proton!

*inside the Star Destroyer*

(Imperial Captain) They're moving to attack position.

*harkinian lets loose a battle cry*

(Imperial Captain) Shields up!

(Gwonam) Harkinian, I plotted a course out of there!

(Harkinian) Where is it?

(Gwonam) Here!

(Harkinian) OAH!

*X-wing enters hyperspace*

(Gwonam) You're safe now.

*period of silence before the X-wing drops out of hyperspace... INSIDE THE DEATH STAR*

(Harkinian) OAH! Where the fuck am I!?

(Gwonam) Bullshit..! You entered the Death Star! Take it out!

*harkinian bumps X-wing slightly*

(Harkinian) Fuck.

*harkinian is surprised by the acceleration system up ahead, and opens his mouth in shock*

*X-wing shoots forward with blazing speed*

(Harkinian) HAAAAAAO!

*X-wing stops abruptly, throwing Harkinian forward onto the windshield*

(Gwonam) Your Majesty, look out! Fighters inbound!

*TIEs follow Harkinian's fighter through the Death Star*

(Gwonam) Right turn ahead!

*Harkinian turns left.... dumbass.*

(Gwonam) Your MILITARY right, idiot! *to Link* Hark's going to the superlaser.

(Link) OH! King, fly back!

(Harkinian) Mah boi..? Is that you?

(Link) Yeah, it's your boi!

(Harkinian) SAVE ME!

*exiting the tunnel, harkinian arrives at the superlaser*

(Gwonam) LOOK OUT!

*superlaser fires*

(Harkinian) OAH!

*Harkinian swerves, frightened, and narrowly misses the wall*

(Harkinian) WHOA!

(Gwonam) Take the laser out.

*Harkinian takes the laser lens out*

(Gwonam) Now GO!

(Link) MOVE it!

*Harkinian flies out of superlaser room and comes to the split in the road again*

(Gwonam) Remember to turn LEFT!

*TIEs shoot Harky's ass*

(Harkinian) OAH! Help me..! HAO!

*Harkinian comes out of cramped tunnel*

(Gwonam) Keep going!

*Harkinian arrives at Reactor room*

(Gwonam) Ah! This is it. Go for the power regulator on the north tower!

*Harkinian aims at the regulator*

(Harkinian) This here?

(Gwonam) Yes.

*Harkinian shoots the regulator*

(Gwonam) Now the reactor.

*beat*

(Gwonam) Hurry up already!

*Harkinian shoots the reactor, causing the chain reaction*

(Gwonam) GO, GO! Get out of there!

*reactor begins EXPLODING*

(Harkinian) OAH!

*Harkinian leaves the reactor room as the reactor explodes completely*

(Gwonam -to Link-) Move the fleet away from the Death Star.

(Link) What fleet..?

*Harkinian bumps a pipe.*

(Harkinian) OAH! AUGH!

(Gwonam) Ah--!

(Link) *gasp*

*Harkinian bumps ANOTHER pipe.*

(Gwonam) My X-wing will be so fucked up after this...

*Harkinian flies out of cramped tunnel*

(Gwonam) Must go faster.

*rumble*

(Gwonam) What the hell's that sound?

*Death Star explosion is right behind Harkinian!!*

(Harkinian) OAH! SAVE ME!

(Gwonam) Uh.. Y-Your Majesty, think about dinner.

*Explosion catches up with Harkinian*

(Harkinian) OAH--!!!

*Harkinian BARELY manages to escape.*

(Harkinian) YES!

(Bison) YES!

(Twilight Sparkle) Yes, yes yes yes--!

(Chuggaaconroy) OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD!

(NintendoCapriSun) AAAAAAAAAAUGH

(AVGN) MY GOOOOOOD!

(Robotnik) NO!

*beat*

(Harkinian) I shit myself..