(Harkinian) Zelda, it's Tax Season. Duke Onkled is under a ton of taxes.
(Zelda) You've got to be kidding...
(Onkled) D-Don't hurt me, taxes! PLEASE! I'll pay you this key!
(Harkinian) Acceptable enough... Go away!
(Farri) Yes my lei-
(Harkinian) OAH! Who the hell is this bastard!?
(Farri) Hey!!
(Ganon) SILENCE!
(Harkinian) OAH! GANON! Do you have to do that to me!?
(Ganon) Piss off, you runt.
(Harkinian) HAO!!! You want a piece of me, boi!?
(Ganon) You dare, and I will make your face die.
(Harkinian) Keep a lid on it, Ganon.
(Ganon) NO!
(Harkinian) YES!
(Ganon) NO!!
(Harkinian) YES!! I said yes! So shut the fuck up...
(Harkinian) ...and pay your taxes.