Parody of "Self Esteem" by The Offspring.
Performed by Tyler - http://tylersthings.tumblr.com
Lyrics & mixing by me - http://missrinachan.tumblr.com

Download MP3: http://www.mediafire.com/?u9txgfv2rbgd4za

Homestuck & its characters copyright Andrew Hussie @ mspaintadventures.com and used here for parody purposes only.

LYRICS:
(intro)
AT: nO, i HAVE TOO MUCH SELF CONFIDENCE NOW TO BE UPSET BY YOUR SCANDALOUS IMAGERY,
AT: i DON'T THINK SHE IS USELESS,
AT: aND i DON'T THINK i AM EITHER,
AT: bECAUSE OF NEW SELF ESTEEMS OBTAINED, rEMEMBER,
AG: Oh will you please stop going on a8out your fucking self esteem.

I flipped her off for the eighth time today
Roleplayed all the things I would say
She came over to play some games
But she ended up just calling me names

I know I'm being used
That's okay man cause I like the abuse
I know she's playing with me
That's okay cause I got no self esteem

I dressed up like Pupa Pan
But I couldn't fly or even stand
I rolled over in my wheelchair
Felt pretty dumb as I fell down the stairs

chorus:
She can make me do whatever she wants
Cause my self esteem is so very low
I was told that I should give it a name
So I started calling him Rufio
Well I guess I should stand up for myself
Not that I can really stand anyway
The more she trolls me
The more it shows she really cares
Right? Yeah...

So I tried to be confident
Kinda hard when being thrown off a cliff
Don't know how she gets in my head
But it makes me think I'm better off dead

I know I should say no
And keep the promise I made to Rufio
But in the end she's on my team
I'm just a sucker with no self-esteem

(chorus)