Like many people I fell in LOVE with the Horse Wife Ask tumblr blog. It was cute and sweet and really made me want to do a song about it. As a happily married man myself I've dealt with my own lovely special someone and had a batch of broken appliances too. So it was a hop, skip, and a jump from typical day at my house (although no literal fires). I adapted Pavement's "Range Life" as a ponified parody / cover and in a bit of a different style (kind of a stripped down 60's Pop / garage rock / indie thing). Anyway I hope you enjoy it and please support TJ Pones darling comic strip as it's nice to see an ask blog definitely worth singing about it!

http://thehorsewife.tumblr.com/
https://www.patreon.com/TheHorseWife?ty=h
http://tjpones.tumblr.com/
Original song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vu1eZpZsrvg

Mp3 here (eventually on an album) https://pony.fm/tracks/2871-freewave-horse-wife

lyrics.....
After the show, the scene,
The stage is set
Talk becomes slow
But there's one thing I'll never forget
Hey you gotta pay your dues
And now we gotta pay the rent
Broken dishwasher and microwave ovens
I'm always forgiving
It's the way we're living
Right or wrong,
It's all you can do,
And i always wanna be with you

I want a horse wife,
then I could settle down,
If I could settle down,
Then I would settle down
I want a horse wife,
then I could settle down,
If I could settle down,
Then I would settle down

Run from the trolls, the fuzz,
The jerks, the heat
They're after us, a crime
to have you fix meat
Until you learn to just be yourself
You're never gonna feel free
Out on my hillside
The night is just hummin'
i strokes your ears and
watch as the sun fades
what's the cost of a few fires
when you mean everything to me

So Don't worry
We're in no hurry
Season hiatus, well
What did you expect?

I want a horse wife,
then I could settle down,
If I could settle down,
Then I would settle down
I want a horse wife,
then I could settle down,
If I could settle down,
Then I would settle down

Get peanut butter and a new oven
All of these memes, they have no function
I don't understand what they mean
And I could really give a buck
I get so nervous around
Those elegant bachelors
She's pretty to me
Is she pretty to you?
well then we agree
There isn't absolutely nothing
Nothing more than this
Dream dream dream dream

If you like lemme and EQD know. Sorry I haven't been posting too much stuff, summer vacation and all.