James: My God...
The comments just keep coming.
The masses have finally realized the genius of my subtle yet sophisticated content.
SWEET MARY'S C**T
40 THOUSAND NEW SUBSCRIBERS?!
For too long I've been cast aside like TRASH by the gluttonous YouTube 1 percent
But now I'm heading to the promised land.
*laughter*
I'm coming for you Ethan,
Watch your back Philly D...
Time's up Pewdiepie.
Oh Pewdiepie...
All the time I've spent chasing your attention...
...and you never replied.
But now the game's changed, hasn't it?
With 40 thousand new subs, I'm hot shit.
And let me tell you there's gonna be some changes around here.
I've put together a little... drama video.
A juicy takedown of a... familiar face
Over these last few months I began my digging and let me tell you,
I didn't have to dig too far to find some fresh dirt.
Buut...
I'll be the first to admit I'm no Content Cop.
I'M THE CONTENT CARTEL
AND I DECLARE WAR ON EVERYONE'S FAVOURITE LITTLE SUPER STAR.
*SCREAMING*
And admist the destruction shall spring forth new life.
As media outlets swarm like maggots to the rotting corpse of this once great beast.
It's nothing personal, but as a content creator my journalistic integrity compels me.
Here we go! Upload complete!
Boop. Haha. There you go.
My little contribution.
[bzz]
Sorry. Give me a minute.
It's probably a comment from one of my 40 thousand new subscribers.
*Chuckle*
"OMG XD I never would have found this channel if it weren't for the generous shoutout from...
...pewdiepie...
:o
You can subscribe to:
James Lee - he does incredibly cool videos uhhh
He's an animator, check it out. Definitely deserves more subscribers.
[Music]
I swear it was all just a prank guys. Was just a meme. Seriously.
I think it's best we all just forget about this.
It was all taken out of context,
it was constructive criticism.
I NEVER said those things.
I don't even make that kind of content anymore.
I was 14 when I said that.
I was speaking from a scarcity mindset.
Oh, that is F**KED
FINE
Unsubscribe you sorry dumb mouth-breathing C**TS
My content is above you anyway.
Also, if a million viewers click this button,
I WILL EAT A DEAD RAT.
And by the way, what did you think about this video?
Put a comment bellow to increase my algorithmic ranking.
How about a little thumbs up? Retweet, upvote and don't forget to smash
THE SHIIIIIT outta that bell!