WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.080 --> 00:00:01.520 James: My God... 00:00:02.580 --> 00:00:04.560 The comments just keep coming. 00:00:05.080 --> 00:00:11.620 The masses have finally realized the genius of my subtle yet sophisticated content. 00:00:11.640 --> 00:00:14.060 SWEET MARY'S C**T 00:00:14.220 --> 00:00:17.260 40 THOUSAND NEW SUBSCRIBERS?! 00:00:17.760 --> 00:00:25.100 For too long I've been cast aside like TRASH by the gluttonous YouTube 1 percent 00:00:25.280 --> 00:00:28.780 But now I'm heading to the promised land. 00:00:28.900 --> 00:00:29.700 *laughter* 00:00:29.960 --> 00:00:32.540 I'm coming for you Ethan, 00:00:32.540 --> 00:00:34.880 Watch your back Philly D... 00:00:34.880 --> 00:00:37.280 Time's up Pewdiepie. 00:00:38.120 --> 00:00:40.340 Oh Pewdiepie... 00:00:40.780 --> 00:00:44.620 All the time I've spent chasing your attention... 00:00:45.000 --> 00:00:47.740 ...and you never replied. 00:00:50.880 --> 00:00:53.960 But now the game's changed, hasn't it? 00:00:56.280 --> 00:01:00.720 With 40 thousand new subs, I'm hot shit. 00:01:00.980 --> 00:01:05.220 And let me tell you there's gonna be some changes around here. 00:01:05.600 --> 00:01:08.800 I've put together a little... drama video. 00:01:08.800 --> 00:01:12.300 A juicy takedown of a... familiar face 00:01:12.700 --> 00:01:17.320 Over these last few months I began my digging and let me tell you, 00:01:17.320 --> 00:01:21.840 I didn't have to dig too far to find some fresh dirt. 00:01:22.120 --> 00:01:23.360 Buut... 00:01:23.360 --> 00:01:26.980 I'll be the first to admit I'm no Content Cop. 00:01:27.960 --> 00:01:30.360 I'M THE CONTENT CARTEL 00:01:30.680 --> 00:01:35.280 AND I DECLARE WAR ON EVERYONE'S FAVOURITE LITTLE SUPER STAR. 00:01:35.400 --> 00:01:36.960 *SCREAMING* 00:01:36.960 --> 00:01:40.160 And admist the destruction shall spring forth new life. 00:01:40.680 --> 00:01:47.720 As media outlets swarm like maggots to the rotting corpse of this once great beast. 00:01:48.160 --> 00:01:53.740 It's nothing personal, but as a content creator my journalistic integrity compels me. 00:01:53.740 --> 00:01:55.740 Here we go! Upload complete! 00:01:55.940 --> 00:01:57.940 Boop. Haha. There you go. 00:01:57.940 --> 00:01:59.940 My little contribution. 00:02:02.820 --> 00:02:03.420 [bzz] 00:02:03.940 --> 00:02:05.400 Sorry. Give me a minute. 00:02:06.020 --> 00:02:11.580 It's probably a comment from one of my 40 thousand new subscribers. 00:02:11.580 --> 00:02:12.340 *Chuckle* 00:02:13.200 --> 00:02:23.820 "OMG XD I never would have found this channel if it weren't for the generous shoutout from... 00:02:25.660 --> 00:02:26.920 ...pewdiepie... 00:02:27.780 --> 00:02:28.280 :o 00:02:29.740 --> 00:02:31.640 You can subscribe to: 00:02:31.640 --> 00:02:35.900 James Lee - he does incredibly cool videos uhhh 00:02:37.040 --> 00:02:41.000 He's an animator, check it out. Definitely deserves more subscribers. 00:02:45.580 --> 00:02:49.180 [Music] 00:02:49.300 --> 00:02:53.380 I swear it was all just a prank guys. Was just a meme. Seriously. 00:02:53.380 --> 00:02:56.100 I think it's best we all just forget about this. 00:02:56.100 --> 00:02:57.760 It was all taken out of context, 00:02:57.760 --> 00:02:59.840 it was constructive criticism. 00:02:59.840 --> 00:03:01.860 I NEVER said those things. 00:03:01.860 --> 00:03:03.860 I don't even make that kind of content anymore. 00:03:04.540 --> 00:03:06.720 I was 14 when I said that. 00:03:06.720 --> 00:03:09.320 I was speaking from a scarcity mindset. 00:03:09.400 --> 00:03:11.700 Oh, that is F**KED 00:03:12.360 --> 00:03:13.260 FINE 00:03:13.260 --> 00:03:16.920 Unsubscribe you sorry dumb mouth-breathing C**TS 00:03:17.080 --> 00:03:20.020 My content is above you anyway. 00:03:20.020 --> 00:03:23.320 Also, if a million viewers click this button, 00:03:23.320 --> 00:03:26.320 I WILL EAT A DEAD RAT. 00:03:26.740 --> 00:03:30.180 And by the way, what did you think about this video? 00:03:30.260 --> 00:03:35.140 Put a comment bellow to increase my algorithmic ranking. 00:03:35.220 --> 00:03:40.000 How about a little thumbs up? Retweet, upvote and don't forget to smash 00:03:40.000 --> 00:03:42.700 THE SHIIIIIT outta that bell!