Twilight: So there's good news and bad news...
The good news is that I found a spell that can get the vampire fruit bats to stop wanting to suck the juice from the apples.
But in order for the spell to work, I need the bats' full and complete attention.
Fluttershy: *Gasps* Oh no...
Twilight: Fluttershy, I need you to do your Stare on the bats.
Fluttershy (unsure): Oh gosh... I don't know...
Rainbow Dash: What's the problem?! You've used The Stare plenty of times before!
Fluttershy: Yes. But it's not something I take lightly.
I've made a vow not to use it except in dire circumstances.
Applejack: This circumstance is plenty dire to me!
Rainbow: Me too!
Think of the cider...
Won't somepony please think of the cider?
Fluttershy: I'm sorry. I just don't like the idea of...
...taking away the thing that really makes the vampire fruit bats...
*sharp intake* vampire fruit bats!
(Dramatic) It just - feels - wrong!
*Gentle atmospheric music*
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