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I think the worst day that was the day
the science project was due

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waking up that morning that was fun huh

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Your head'd pop off your pillow

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Oh No

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that's due today

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I had nine months to work on it I did nothing.

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I have a cardboard box

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I don't know what to do for my project
so I brought in a paper cup filled with dirt

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just hoping she'd know I'm an idiot
just walk right on past me

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just as long as I was holding something

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"What do you have there Brian?"

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It's a cup of dirt.

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Just put an F on there and let me go home.

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"Well explain it"

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Well it's a cup...

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...with dirt in it.

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I call it "cup of dirt".

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You should move on
now

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You should go ahead and move on, head on down the line there