I remember my teacher ask me
Brian, What's the I before E rule?
. . .
Umm....
I before E . . .
Always . . .
What are you an Idiot Brian?
Apparently!
So she explains it, No Brian
It's I before E except after C
And with sounding like A as in Neighbor and Weigh
And on weekends and Holidays
and all through out May
And you'll always be wrong
NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!!!
. . .
That's a hard rule. . .
That's a rough rule . . .