I have obtained the book!
Hello my son I am a police detective man don't go realizing your twisted ideals-
...And becoming a metaphorical god behind my back, thanks
I will become the god of the new world, now everybody I don't like will die!
Now I have all the drugs- HUEHGH
Nobody will know it is actually I who is killing everybody because I can kill people using this magic book!
WILLEM DAFOE
WHAT THE FU-
Hello I am news reporting the- A bunch of criminals are all dying now and I mean I guess it’s good maybe?
We’re calling this theoretical serial killer “Kira” that’s it for weather over to you L!
Hello I am Super Detective L, the best detective in the world and I’m gonna get you Kira- HUEHGH
Now nobody will be able to stop me!
Hello I am the real L you fell for my trap now I know where you live
WHAT
Hello L we need to find Kira
He’s your son
NO HE’S NOT
And then he touches the paper and sees the shinigami and dies in a car accident so that I can find out the name of the investigator following me-
...So that I can blackmail him into killing a bunch of policeyman higher ups before finally killing him myself
...Fool proof
RINGO
The guy who was following your son just died your son is definitely Kira
NO HE’S NOT
Surprise- HUEHGH
The wife of the guy who was following your son just died your son is definitely Kira
NO HE’S NOT
...Fine I’ll take matters into my own hands-
- I am L - WHAT
...I mean I am an unrelated third party hmm yes tell me more
I have obtained the book but my character is a bit of a dumbass
Hey can you not, you’re kinda ruining my plans a bit- Actually never mind I could use you
Okay famsquad yolo mood
I have deduced that there is a second kira because their M.O is slightly different
MASAKA- I mean I am an unrelated third-
I have the super eyes that let me see anybody’s name just by looking at their face
The only thing stopping me from killing L is not knowing his real name this is how I win and become THE GOD OF THE NEW WORLd
Now she’s in custody
WHAT- oh my god I just had the dumbest idea
And then he wiped his memory to prove that he wasn’t Kira and did a stupid book swappy thing and buried one of the books-
...And gave the other book to some randy and that lasts like 9 episodes
We apprehended the randy
I just got my memory back my terrible plan was a success I guess?
I was gonna use my super eyes to get L’s real name but because I lost my memory too I lost my super eyes as well so I’m gonna get my super eyes again
QUARTER LIFE HALFWAY TO DESTRUCTION
And then she didn’t even end up being the one to kill L whoops
The bells the bells the neverending bells- HUEHGH
*very dramatic music*
Not implying that I introduced myself but I’m dead now HuuUEHGH
I WIN now I AM THE GOD OF THE NEW-
Hi I’m L but with white hair
...Oh my god are you serious
I am a petulant child chocolate is my defining character trait hrhrhghghnrgrghnnrrr *explosion*
The way we catch Kira who is definitely the policeyman’s son is to not overlook the clue that L overlooked-
...With the fake rule in the book which proved his innocence in the 9 episodes we skipped
Lost the book, got it back
So that I can stop myself from being implicated again again-
...I’m giving the book that somehow hasn’t run out of pages yet to mister broken keyboard over here
I HAVE OBTAINED THE BOOK DELETE DELETE DLLELTLELELDLELELTLEDLELLETLELDLTDLTLDLETLDLLEL
*Error sounds*
I have the super eyes- HUREHGH
Now I’m part of the story? I guess??
Anyways I’m on fire now- HUEHGH
Let’s settle this, 1v1 Walleye Warehouse you get the rubber band controller
...Fine bitch
I win because whatshisface is gonna write down everybody’s name except mine!
I knew he was gonna do that so I did this
I knew you were gonna do that so I did this!
...I knew you were gonna do that so I did this.
I knew you were gonna do that so I did this!
...I knew you were gonna do that so I-
- WHAAAT - *explosion*