WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.120 I have obtained the book! 00:00:01.120 --> 00:00:04.220 Hello my son I am a police detective man don't go realizing your twisted ideals- 00:00:04.220 --> 00:00:06.120 ...And becoming a metaphorical god behind my back, thanks 00:00:06.120 --> 00:00:09.340 I will become the god of the new world, now everybody I don't like will die! 00:00:09.340 --> 00:00:11.240 Now I have all the drugs- HUEHGH 00:00:11.240 --> 00:00:15.180 Nobody will know it is actually I who is killing everybody because I can kill people using this magic book! 00:00:15.180 --> 00:00:16.340 WILLEM DAFOE 00:00:16.340 --> 00:00:16.840 WHAT THE FU- 00:00:16.840 --> 00:00:21.000 Hello I am news reporting the- A bunch of criminals are all dying now and I mean I guess it’s good maybe? 00:00:21.000 --> 00:00:24.520 We’re calling this theoretical serial killer “Kira” that’s it for weather over to you L! 00:00:24.520 --> 00:00:28.580 Hello I am Super Detective L, the best detective in the world and I’m gonna get you Kira- HUEHGH 00:00:28.580 --> 00:00:30.220 Now nobody will be able to stop me! 00:00:30.220 --> 00:00:32.660 Hello I am the real L you fell for my trap now I know where you live 00:00:32.660 --> 00:00:33.160 WHAT 00:00:33.160 --> 00:00:34.300 Hello L we need to find Kira 00:00:34.300 --> 00:00:35.000 He’s your son 00:00:35.000 --> 00:00:35.960 NO HE’S NOT 00:00:35.960 --> 00:00:41.080 And then he touches the paper and sees the shinigami and dies in a car accident so that I can find out the name of the investigator following me- 00:00:41.080 --> 00:00:44.840 ...So that I can blackmail him into killing a bunch of policeyman higher ups before finally killing him myself 00:00:45.400 --> 00:00:46.400 ...Fool proof 00:00:46.400 --> 00:00:47.100 RINGO 00:00:47.100 --> 00:00:49.820 The guy who was following your son just died your son is definitely Kira 00:00:49.820 --> 00:00:50.740 NO HE’S NOT 00:00:50.740 --> 00:00:51.860 Surprise- HUEHGH 00:00:51.860 --> 00:00:55.100 The wife of the guy who was following your son just died your son is definitely Kira 00:00:55.100 --> 00:00:56.220 NO HE’S NOT 00:00:56.220 --> 00:00:57.760 ...Fine I’ll take matters into my own hands- 00:00:57.760 --> 00:00:58.420 - I am L - WHAT 00:00:58.420 --> 00:01:01.220 ...I mean I am an unrelated third party hmm yes tell me more 00:01:01.220 --> 00:01:03.740 I have obtained the book but my character is a bit of a dumbass 00:01:03.740 --> 00:01:06.720 Hey can you not, you’re kinda ruining my plans a bit- Actually never mind I could use you 00:01:06.720 --> 00:01:08.000 Okay famsquad yolo mood 00:01:08.000 --> 00:01:10.700 I have deduced that there is a second kira because their M.O is slightly different 00:01:10.700 --> 00:01:12.440 MASAKA- I mean I am an unrelated third- 00:01:12.440 --> 00:01:15.420 I have the super eyes that let me see anybody’s name just by looking at their face 00:01:15.420 --> 00:01:19.960 The only thing stopping me from killing L is not knowing his real name this is how I win and become THE GOD OF THE NEW WORLd 00:01:19.960 --> 00:01:20.880 Now she’s in custody 00:01:20.880 --> 00:01:23.260 WHAT- oh my god I just had the dumbest idea 00:01:23.260 --> 00:01:27.480 And then he wiped his memory to prove that he wasn’t Kira and did a stupid book swappy thing and buried one of the books- 00:01:27.480 --> 00:01:30.360 ...And gave the other book to some randy and that lasts like 9 episodes 00:01:30.360 --> 00:01:31.420 We apprehended the randy 00:01:31.420 --> 00:01:34.280 I just got my memory back my terrible plan was a success I guess? 00:01:34.280 --> 00:01:39.740 I was gonna use my super eyes to get L’s real name but because I lost my memory too I lost my super eyes as well so I’m gonna get my super eyes again 00:01:39.740 --> 00:01:41.560 QUARTER LIFE HALFWAY TO DESTRUCTION 00:01:41.560 --> 00:01:44.180 And then she didn’t even end up being the one to kill L whoops 00:01:44.180 --> 00:01:45.920 The bells the bells the neverending bells- HUEHGH 00:01:45.920 --> 00:01:48.460 *very dramatic music* 00:01:48.460 --> 00:01:51.520 Not implying that I introduced myself but I’m dead now HuuUEHGH 00:01:51.520 --> 00:01:53.640 I WIN now I AM THE GOD OF THE NEW- 00:01:53.640 --> 00:01:54.880 Hi I’m L but with white hair 00:01:55.360 --> 00:01:56.420 ...Oh my god are you serious 00:01:56.420 --> 00:02:00.000 I am a petulant child chocolate is my defining character trait hrhrhghghnrgrghnnrrr *explosion* 00:02:00.000 --> 00:02:03.640 The way we catch Kira who is definitely the policeyman’s son is to not overlook the clue that L overlooked- 00:02:03.640 --> 00:02:06.560 ...With the fake rule in the book which proved his innocence in the 9 episodes we skipped 00:02:06.560 --> 00:02:07.500 Lost the book, got it back 00:02:07.500 --> 00:02:09.380 So that I can stop myself from being implicated again again- 00:02:09.380 --> 00:02:12.480 ...I’m giving the book that somehow hasn’t run out of pages yet to mister broken keyboard over here 00:02:12.480 --> 00:02:15.440 I HAVE OBTAINED THE BOOK DELETE DELETE DLLELTLELELDLELELTLEDLELLETLELDLTDLTLDLETLDLLEL 00:02:15.440 --> 00:02:15.940 *Error sounds* 00:02:15.940 --> 00:02:17.120 I have the super eyes- HUREHGH 00:02:17.120 --> 00:02:18.960 Now I’m part of the story? I guess?? 00:02:18.960 --> 00:02:20.680 Anyways I’m on fire now- HUEHGH 00:02:20.680 --> 00:02:23.620 Let’s settle this, 1v1 Walleye Warehouse you get the rubber band controller 00:02:23.620 --> 00:02:24.720 ...Fine bitch 00:02:26.680 --> 00:02:29.260 I win because whatshisface is gonna write down everybody’s name except mine! 00:02:29.260 --> 00:02:30.920 I knew he was gonna do that so I did this 00:02:30.920 --> 00:02:32.620 I knew you were gonna do that so I did this! 00:02:32.620 --> 00:02:34.140 ...I knew you were gonna do that so I did this. 00:02:34.140 --> 00:02:35.780 I knew you were gonna do that so I did this! 00:02:35.780 --> 00:02:36.880 ...I knew you were gonna do that so I- 00:02:36.880 --> 00:02:37.520 - WHAAAT - *explosion*