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Stardate &^%$$: Flying through space having a time, house of cards is going well

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*DONK* BAD NEWS MAYDAY MAYDAY HOUSE OF CARDS NO LONGER STABLE

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Spaceship dolphin not doing so hot either

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What-

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Wow what a discovery! Wow what a discovery! Isn’t that interesting-

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This onion-shaped object I shall name an onion expels these pikpik carrot-shaped creatures I shall name Pikmin

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And they are complicit in listening to my trumpet and pushing this box-shaped object I shall name a box out of the way!

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AMAZING DISCOVERY

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It’s the most important part of my ship 3 feet away from my crash landing meaning I won’t die in two minutes!

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Thank you for not using this to grow more Pikmin BYE

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Stardate !&: Conveniently the onion is a stalker which is nice because I didn’t have a plan if it weren’t

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Time to min-max my numbers and efficiency by killing these "Blulblorb"-shaped creatures I shall name "Bulborbs"

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...And get this ship part I accidentally landed next to despite not having my radar-

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HEY LOOK MY RADAR

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Stardate ♂♀: I have discovered a yellow...

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...Helmet screams throwing them is easier and I don’t understand why...

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Stardate ☆☆: I have discov- hunoNUHGHHNHGH

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STARDATE WINGDINGS OPEN MAILBOX: THERE WAS AN EXPLOSION BUT BUTBUTBUTBUT

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I GOT THEM BACK AFTER I FOUND THESE PEARL-SHAPED PEARLS WHICH ARE PROBABLY VALUABLE

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BUT I WILL NOT RETURN FOR THEM WHEN I INEVITABLY RUN INTO DEBT THE INSTANT I ARRIVE HOME

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STARDATE DREAMCAST LOGO: I HAVE FOUND THESE "SHMURROWING SHMAGRET"-SHAPED CREATURES

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I SHALL THUS NAME BURROWI- AAAAHHHHHHH

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STARDATE CRY-LAUGH-EMOJI I'VE COLLECTED EVERYTHING THIS WAS A SUCCESSFUL VENTURE

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BUT I AM MISSING MY MONEYYYY

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STARDATE $ LOREM IPSUM BLENDER LOGO: I HAVE DEFEATED THE EVIL "SHMULBSMBLAX"-SHAPED CREATURE

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WITH MY BIG-BRAIN PLAYS I WILL NOW LEAVE FOREVER

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BYE STARTING MY HOUSE OF CARDS AGAIN