Stardate &^%$$: Flying through space having a time, house of cards is going well
*DONK* BAD NEWS MAYDAY MAYDAY HOUSE OF CARDS NO LONGER STABLE
Spaceship dolphin not doing so hot either
What-
Wow what a discovery! Wow what a discovery! Isn’t that interesting-
This onion-shaped object I shall name an onion expels these pikpik carrot-shaped creatures I shall name Pikmin
And they are complicit in listening to my trumpet and pushing this box-shaped object I shall name a box out of the way!
AMAZING DISCOVERY
It’s the most important part of my ship 3 feet away from my crash landing meaning I won’t die in two minutes!
Thank you for not using this to grow more Pikmin BYE
Stardate !&: Conveniently the onion is a stalker which is nice because I didn’t have a plan if it weren’t
Time to min-max my numbers and efficiency by killing these "Blulblorb"-shaped creatures I shall name "Bulborbs"
...And get this ship part I accidentally landed next to despite not having my radar-
HEY LOOK MY RADAR
Stardate ♂♀: I have discovered a yellow...
...Helmet screams throwing them is easier and I don’t understand why...
Stardate ☆☆: I have discov- hunoNUHGHHNHGH
STARDATE WINGDINGS OPEN MAILBOX: THERE WAS AN EXPLOSION BUT BUTBUTBUTBUT
I GOT THEM BACK AFTER I FOUND THESE PEARL-SHAPED PEARLS WHICH ARE PROBABLY VALUABLE
BUT I WILL NOT RETURN FOR THEM WHEN I INEVITABLY RUN INTO DEBT THE INSTANT I ARRIVE HOME
STARDATE DREAMCAST LOGO: I HAVE FOUND THESE "SHMURROWING SHMAGRET"-SHAPED CREATURES
I SHALL THUS NAME BURROWI- AAAAHHHHHHH
STARDATE CRY-LAUGH-EMOJI I'VE COLLECTED EVERYTHING THIS WAS A SUCCESSFUL VENTURE
BUT I AM MISSING MY MONEYYYY
STARDATE $ LOREM IPSUM BLENDER LOGO: I HAVE DEFEATED THE EVIL "SHMULBSMBLAX"-SHAPED CREATURE
WITH MY BIG-BRAIN PLAYS I WILL NOW LEAVE FOREVER
BYE STARTING MY HOUSE OF CARDS AGAIN