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Today is a good day to- human

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*thrbt*

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To have my limbs contorted in subservience of an other isn’t that right toys?

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- Oink!
- Roar!

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Ahh, scribble, or whatever

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The new toys are coming, red alert!

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Have no fear! No toy will be replaced- Especially not me, the toy who will definitely not be replaced- human

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*thrbt*

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You see, I am actually very stupid

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I HATE YOU!!! I hate you and your stupid eyebrows!!!
DIE IN A HOLE!!!!

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What’s going on, I don’t understand!

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You misunderstand! This was not an act of malice, this was an act of jealousy thinly disguised as malice

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UHHHH I mean human!

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*thrbt*

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...Perhaps I was too harsh I should probably reassess my acumen

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Hello there!

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YOU WANNA DO THIS THE HARD WAY LET’S TAKE THIS OUTSIDE!

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...A lapse in judgement

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...Do I know you?

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Thank goodness we could temporarily set aside our differences to hitch a ride to space food arcade!

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...I think I understand this

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Now we’ll find our domineering deity in no time!

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...My charitous trust has been violated

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Nope I’m lost again

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Spider baby!

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I apologize but I must politely decline your offer of camaraderie, I still have character flaws to overcome!

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- I might be a little dull
- Still don’t quite follow

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Hup!

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Okay… Yep okay I understand now

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I know things are looking dire, but come, I have a plan!

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I cannot, I have depression.

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Alright, plan B!

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YOU SUCK

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...Alright, plan C!

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I'M OUT OF I- human

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- *thrbt*
- I'M OUT OF IDEAS! Please help me!

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Say sorry.

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~~Ten hours later~~

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- Okay fine!! I’ll say sorry- gah- god dammit
- Human

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- *thrbt*
- No worries, it’s time for plan D!

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*thrbt*

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- Thank you!
- OO!

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The conflict has been resolved!

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...Uh oh

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What’s the plan, cow man?

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- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAOOOOOOO

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~~AND NOBODY SUSPECTED A THING~~