Today is a good day to- human
*thrbt*
To have my limbs contorted in subservience of an other isn’t that right toys?
- Oink! - Roar!
Ahh, scribble, or whatever
The new toys are coming, red alert!
Have no fear! No toy will be replaced- Especially not me, the toy who will definitely not be replaced- human
*thrbt*
You see, I am actually very stupid
I HATE YOU!!! I hate you and your stupid eyebrows!!! DIE IN A HOLE!!!!
What’s going on, I don’t understand!
You misunderstand! This was not an act of malice, this was an act of jealousy thinly disguised as malice
UHHHH I mean human!
*thrbt*
...Perhaps I was too harsh I should probably reassess my acumen
Hello there!
YOU WANNA DO THIS THE HARD WAY LET’S TAKE THIS OUTSIDE!
...A lapse in judgement
...Do I know you?
Thank goodness we could temporarily set aside our differences to hitch a ride to space food arcade!
...I think I understand this
Now we’ll find our domineering deity in no time!
...My charitous trust has been violated
Nope I’m lost again
Spider baby!
I apologize but I must politely decline your offer of camaraderie, I still have character flaws to overcome!
- I might be a little dull - Still don’t quite follow
Hup!
Okay… Yep okay I understand now
I know things are looking dire, but come, I have a plan!
I cannot, I have depression.
Alright, plan B!
YOU SUCK
...Alright, plan C!
I'M OUT OF I- human
- *thrbt* - I'M OUT OF IDEAS! Please help me!
Say sorry.
~~Ten hours later~~
- Okay fine!! I’ll say sorry- gah- god dammit - Human
- *thrbt* - No worries, it’s time for plan D!
*thrbt*
- Thank you! - OO!
The conflict has been resolved!
...Uh oh
What’s the plan, cow man?
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH - OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAOOOOOOO
~~AND NOBODY SUSPECTED A THING~~