WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:02.880 --> 00:00:10.380 I am with you. Like, figuratively, not  literally. I peaced out like 500 years   00:00:10.380 --> 00:00:15.780 ago. I just got really tired of the rat race  so I put all the magic into these rocks. Eh,   00:00:15.780 --> 00:00:19.200 whatever, it's your problem now, not  mine. Good luck with the friendship thing,   00:00:19.200 --> 00:00:24.180 especially the fight a new supervillain every  couple months or so thing. Yeah. Alright, later. 00:00:26.340 --> 00:00:30.420 So y'all got Earth pony magic and  stuff now? That's pretty cool.   00:00:31.560 --> 00:00:36.120 Kinda wished I had that while it was up to me  to feed an entire town with just my bare hooves.   00:00:36.900 --> 00:00:40.920 I had to literally kick trees to get it all done,  and now you're saying you can just do a little   00:00:40.920 --> 00:00:47.700 tap dance? I'm not salty or anything, just...  glad we got that figured out after 1000 years. 00:00:49.320 --> 00:00:56.760 And by the end, we had made friends with dragons,  hippogriffs, kirin, changelings, griffons, yaks,   00:00:56.760 --> 00:01:01.620 and so many others. Honestly, we couldn't have  gotten to where we are as a society without   00:01:01.620 --> 00:01:07.260 their help. So my advice would be to add even more creatures into your already   00:01:07.260 --> 00:01:11.520 convoluted melting pot. Also, there's  probably an immortal Draconequus  00:01:11.520 --> 00:01:14.520 living off in a cave or something,  he could probably help you out too 00:01:15.300 --> 00:01:22.980 I built an entire fashion empire and nopony  even wears clothes anymore? Then what in   00:01:22.980 --> 00:01:26.880 Equestria was the point?? I can't believe that after a millennia,   00:01:26.880 --> 00:01:29.520 my industry has been made completely obsolete.   00:01:30.180 --> 00:01:32.880 I guess I should be grateful that everypony still takes care of their   00:01:32.880 --> 00:01:37.320 manes and we haven't reverted completely  back to neandethals, but I mean really. 00:01:39.180 --> 00:01:44.340 If any evil dude comes along, just...  go really really fast and be awesome.   00:01:45.120 --> 00:01:51.780 That's how it worked for me every single time. Oh,  and by the way, us pegasi are capable of flying   00:01:51.780 --> 00:01:57.120 so fast we break the sound barrier and cause  explosions. So if there's already ponies who hate   00:01:57.120 --> 00:02:01.620 how fast and recklessly we fly normally... they  are NOT gonna be happy when they find that out 00:02:03.780 --> 00:02:09.420 Short list... cannons are dope. You can weaponize  baked goods in a pinch. And confetti can be used   00:02:09.420 --> 00:02:14.940 as a tax write-off if you strategize your party  invitees. I wouldn't worry too much about magic,   00:02:14.940 --> 00:02:19.320 I'd just focus on finding that 4th wall.  Although that might be harder since you're   00:02:19.320 --> 00:02:23.580 3D now. Gotta say, it was a lot easier to  get away with this stuff when we were 2D. 00:02:25.620 --> 00:02:29.220 There's this chick in a cave that wants  to screw everything up for you guys,   00:02:29.220 --> 00:02:35.760 so my strategy would be to find her, and  extend a hoof in friendship. An enemy is   00:02:35.760 --> 00:02:41.160 just a friend you haven't gotten to know yet.  Buuut if that doesn't work, vaporize her with   00:02:41.160 --> 00:02:46.080 a particle-splitting annihilation laser beam.  That PrisBeam this crystal is floating in? Get   00:02:46.080 --> 00:02:50.700 yourself a big ol' magnet and you can polarize  that sucker. Melts her electrons right off 00:02:52.380 --> 00:02:54.720 I don't even know what we're doing. I just wanted   00:02:54.720 --> 00:02:57.660 to prank Twilight with this weird  outgoing answering machine thingy.