Who doesn't like CheesePie? I like CheesePie. They're so freaking cute, man.

I actually sing a song within my range for once! And I thought of this parody while I was in the shower. Why do all of my ideas come to me in the shower? It's either that, or while I'm driving.

The original song is Brandy (You're a Fine Girl) by Looking Glass. Made popular by Guardians of the Galaxy 2, but if you knew it before then, congrats, you can be a hipster.

Art is mine. Feel free to follow me on Twitter if you'd like: https://twitter.com/Banquo05

Instrumental used: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRqPbSReWPA

Lyrics:

There's a store in a village square
And it serves sweets and pastries there
Hungry ponies throw away their care, 
as they make themselves at home

There's a mare in this little town
And she works laying cupcakes down
They say Pinkie, fetch another round
She serves them sugary sweets

The ponies say...
Pinkie you're a fine mare
What a good wife you would be 
Your eyes could bring any pony to their knees

Pinkie keeps a novelty
Made of spongy rubber shining brilliantly
A stallion in a memory
the one that Pinkie loves

He came at mid-season's end 
bringing joy - to all her friends
And he made it clear he'd come back again 
to make this town his home

The stallion said
Pinkie, you're a fine mare
(you're a fine mare)
What a good wife you would be
(such a fine Mare)
Your laugh has stolen my heart, yes indeed 

Pinkie used to watch his eyes
As he told his numerous stories
She could feel his spirit fall and rise
She saw in all its glory
And he had always known the truth
ever since he saw her smile
He'd come around again and stay a while

At night when the shops close down
Pinkie trots through her beloved town
Waiting for the day, he'll come around
She still can hear him say

She hears him say...
Pinkie, you're a fine mare
(you're a fine mare)
What a good wife you would be
(such a fine Mare)
Would you please become the Pinkie to my Cheese?

Pinkie, you're a fine mare
(you're a fine mare)
What a good wife you would be
(such a fine Mare)
Your laugh stole my heart yes indeed



I don't own CheesePie, Hasbro does. I can buy cheese and pie at the store though. Looking Glass was a one-hit wonder, so they're probably owned by Disney by now.