How old are the ponies? Is there an answer to this question? Do they even age, or are they eldritch beings? I'm glad you asked none of these questions because we're going to be exploring them anyway. Let us find out together if time is indeed real or just a social construct.

This idea came about during a discussion in a server belonging to one fellow Brony Youtuber @Lerovun. 

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Credits: 
Music: https://www.purple-planet.com
I Went to College - Spongebob
Just One More Thing - Columbo
Denver Timelapse: https://youtu.be/G1ETqI8DDIY
It Just Don't Add Up - Looney Tunes
Markiplier Punches You - Markiplier
Matt Damon Aging - Saving Private Ryan
Crank Chop - Vince Offer





Disclaimer: This isn't actually science, in case you didn't figure it out by now. It's ramblings of a deranged horse.