A little something to prove this account isn't dead. I put this together after reading some really ingenious lyrics by Spinyofdoom on Reddit. All credit goes to him for the words.

Song is Apple by Atmosphere: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-cF5rNt-8U

Lyrics by Spinyofdoom:
Sweet Apple Acres representin' up in this
Name's Applejack, and I came here to win this
Droppin' phat verses like the apples from a tree
Y'all shoulda known better than to mess with me!
I'll take your pony parties, put 'em back in their place
Throw your cake and confetti back into your face
I'm the illest MC this side of Appleloosa
So I hope that you're ready for my rhymes to abuse ya!

Abuse me? As if! Your rapping is a joke
You call those burns? More like hot air and smoke
I've heard better lines from Madame Leflour
Trixie might be great, but I'm the one with the power
Face it, Applejack, you're a fish out of water
You've got less swag than a Manehatten squatter
I'm the mare the town trusts with every single event
You're an apple-buckin' bumpkin with a stupid accent!

I may have an accent, but at least I'm not insane
I don't talk to rocks or have voices in my brain
What kinda pony keeps a gator in the bath?
Now settle down, filly
You're about to feel my wrath
I do good, honest work in the fields when it's hot
You make all of your money off of makin' teeth rot!
Apples are healthy, like asparagus or Wheaties
Your over-sugared crap gave Granny Smith diabetes!

It's not my fault that your grandma's a fatty
Not to mention that by now she's gone completely batty
Your family has a problem, and my sweets didn't cause it
By the way, how's Big Mac? Still 'eyuppin' in the closet?
Huh? Oh, I'm sorry, did I touch a nerve?
Can MC AJ just not take thrashing she deserves?
Next time you wanna battle, just remember, stop and think:
You can mess with the rest, but don't mess with the Pink!

This is a work of parody, which is currently protected under the DMCA.