Eeyup, the next rap battle from Spinyofdoom on reddit! Because you can never have too much pony stuff, or, something.

Track is Dmx - X gon give to ya: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGe96NiTl9c

Lyrics (by Spinyofdoom):

We are Princess Luna!
The goddess of the moon
Also master of the mic
As you'll no doubt learn soon!
We shall pull no punches
So you better start to worry
When this battle is concluded
You'll be begging for our mercy!
Throwing verbal blows from sunset till dawn
Raining hellfire down on Celestia's pawn
You gravely underestimate the moon's true might
So prepare to be crushed by the sovereign of the night!

Wow, a thousand years and your rhymes still suck
You say you'll crush me? Try! Like I give a buck!
I've beaten you once, and I can do it again
Don't even need the elements or the help of my friends!
Come on, Luna, face it, you're useless!
You're old and decrepit, and your verses are toothless
Equestrian rap has always been matriarchal
So bow down to your queen
MC Twilight Sparkle!

You? An MC? Oh, surely you jest!
That mockery of rhyme would leave a cat unimpressed!
Your thin gibes pale in the light of the stars
Our wit is so sharp, it'll leave you with scars
You are a mere mortal
We are now and forever
Your lives are pathetic
Such a sad, short endeavor
You cannot hope to best us
For our flow is most dope
We have already won
You should abandon all hope!

You talk and you talk
But all I hear is hot air
So you're a goddess?
Big deal! Try somepony who cares!
I don't want to waste my time fighting a traitor
So sit down, shut up, and go back to your crater!
[Luna activates THE ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE]

ENOUGH! WE TIRE OF THIS GAME!
YE HALF-WITTED, SLOW-MINDED, SPELL-BOTCHING LAMEBRAIN!
YOUR WILL IS SO WEAK
AND YOUR MIND SO SMALL
IT IS A SMALL WONDER YOU CAN VERBALIZE AT ALL!
WE HAVE BEEN RAPPING SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME
THE UNIVERSE WAS BORN WHEN WE SPAT OUR FIRST RHYME
THE MOON IS ALLOWED TO SPIN FREE BECAUSE WE LET IT
WE'RE THE PRINCESS OF THE NIGHT, AND DON'T YOU EVER FORGET IT!

This is a work of parody, which is currently protected under the DMCA.