WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.030 --> 00:00:03.090 Welcome to LowPonreViews because after analyzing Twilight's Kingdom I 00:00:03.090 --> 00:00:05.980 thought you know I have a lot of thoughts on these episodes so why don't I 00:00:05.980 --> 00:00:07.280 jump on this bandwagon and.... 00:00:07.340 --> 00:00:10.760 oh my that's a lot of people have to stand out against 00:00:10.760 --> 00:00:14.360 never mind I'll just do videos with crazy edits to set myself.... 00:00:14.360 --> 00:00:19.260 Wait, that means I'll be using copyrighted imagery and I have no desire to deal with Hasbro right now 00:00:19.260 --> 00:00:21.750 Okay I've got it I'll look at My Little Pony merchandise I've 00:00:21.750 --> 00:00:25.720 legitimately bought thus not tipping off any copyright BOTS here we go! 00:00:25.760 --> 00:00:31.740 Well uh I'm embarrassed this is the only piece of pony merchandise I own at the 00:00:31.740 --> 00:00:38.900 moment I actually didn't even buy this I got it for Christmas still I guess the 00:00:38.900 --> 00:00:40.360 best place to start is.... 00:00:40.360 --> 00:00:43.860 Oh wait no never mind again. I just found this book at my work, it's perfect 00:00:43.860 --> 00:00:48.480 and you know what else I found in my work this thing I don't know what 00:00:48.480 --> 00:00:54.440 it is but all the kids wanted one so oh yeah 00:00:54.440 --> 00:00:58.940 if that doesn't date the video I don't know what will 00:00:59.080 --> 00:00:59.620 WHAT?! 00:01:00.160 --> 00:01:02.000 Wait do reviews like this usually have transitions? 00:01:02.000 --> 00:01:04.530 and here we are now I think the first thing to start 00:01:04.530 --> 00:01:08.369 off with is the cover and just how lying it is oh you thought it was just those 00:01:08.369 --> 00:01:12.380 tabloid magazines that have that nope even kids ones will blatantly lie to get 00:01:12.380 --> 00:01:19.280 you to buy their book don't believe me let's just count the sins *wink* on this cover alone 00:01:21.800 --> 00:01:25.140 six that's six things already wrong and that's just the eye 00:01:25.140 --> 00:01:28.080 catch the part that gets your attention it makes you want to read what's inside 00:01:28.080 --> 00:01:31.110 of course that's the point since the eye catch is the only thing you're allowed 00:01:31.110 --> 00:01:33.960 to read before becomes a crime because shame on you for wanting to read a 00:01:33.960 --> 00:01:36.930 little fun thing they put in the back of every book I mean it's not like you're 00:01:36.930 --> 00:01:39.240 reading the whole thing just the last page and it's not like you're ignoring 00:01:39.240 --> 00:01:42.090 the customers to read it so stop breathing down my neck I know what 00:01:42.090 --> 00:01:44.600 stealing is and what's not seriously it's not worse than me downloading 00:01:44.600 --> 00:01:45.500 videos for sin....I mean............. 00:01:45.660 --> 00:01:46.160 WHAT?! 00:01:46.280 --> 00:01:48.560 let's tackle these lies one by one is they will help to 00:01:48.570 --> 00:01:52.680 ease into the other issues of this book first off this book has over 200 plus 00:01:52.680 --> 00:01:59.729 characters right okay maybe we exaggerated it let's say 150? 100? that's 00:01:59.729 --> 00:02:02.189 right there are actually only 91 different 00:02:02.189 --> 00:02:06.509 characters in this book don't believe me let's go through them right now hmm 00:02:06.509 --> 00:02:08.380 actually I've got a better idea for this 00:02:09.880 --> 00:02:12.080 And now all the characters of friendship 00:02:12.080 --> 00:02:15.020 is magic or deletes those important enough to be in this book 00:02:19.100 --> 00:02:20.780 Twilight, Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow Dash 00:02:20.780 --> 00:02:22.580 Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Spike, and Discord 00:02:22.580 --> 00:02:26.420 Celestia, Luna, Cadence, and Ember, Prince Blueblood and Prince Rutherford 00:02:26.500 --> 00:02:30.020 Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Babs Seed, and Pipsqueak, Silver Spoon and Scootaloo 00:02:30.020 --> 00:02:33.580 Diamond Tiara, Snips and Snails, Mr. Cake, Mrs. Cake, Pound and Pumpkin Cake too! 00:02:33.580 --> 00:02:37.760 Big McIntosh, Granny Smith, Braeburn, Flim, Flam, Apple Bottoms, wait who is this? 00:02:37.760 --> 00:02:42.240 Flurry Heart, Gabby, Gilda, Gustave Le Grand, Shining Armor, Thorax, Chrysalis.... 00:02:42.260 --> 00:02:46.760 A.K. Yearling, Ace Point, Aloe, Daring Do, Cheese Sandwich, Cherry Jubilee 00:02:46.800 --> 00:02:51.520 Chief Thunderhooves, Cranky Doodle Donkey, Matilda, Donut Joe, Featherweight 00:02:51.520 --> 00:02:55.140 Bulk Biceps, Coloratura, DJ Pon-3 00:02:55.540 --> 00:02:58.240 Little Strongheart, Lotus Blossom, Mulia Mild 00:02:58.240 --> 00:03:01.620 Amethyst Maresbury somehow made it in this book 00:03:01.620 --> 00:03:04.680 Lyra Heartstrings, Co...I mean Miss Pommel 00:03:04.680 --> 00:03:07.460 Ms. Harshwhinny, Hoops, Octavia Melody 00:03:07.460 --> 00:03:10.400 Hoity Toity, Flitter, Gladmane, and Soarin 00:03:10.400 --> 00:03:14.620 and Spitfire and Moondancer and Iron Will and Mayor Mare and Filthy Rich and Fancy Pants 00:03:14.629 --> 00:03:18.260 and Sapphire Shores and Prim Hemline and Vapor Trail and Sky Stinger and Trenderhoof 00:03:18.260 --> 00:03:20.020 and Zecora and sweetie drops and... 00:03:20.020 --> 00:03:24.720 Huh, so they'll give up Time Turner for Doctor Whooves but still won't let us have Bon Bon 00:03:25.320 --> 00:03:27.640 Starlight Glimmer and Trixie, Sunburst, Cheerilee, Jet Set and Upper Crust, 00:03:27.640 --> 00:03:30.920 Maud Pie, and Lightning Dust Photo Finish and Zesty Gourmand 00:03:31.700 --> 00:03:33.940 And there you have it all 91 characters 00:03:33.980 --> 00:03:36.919 and notice how I say characters yeah some of these aren't 00:03:36.919 --> 00:03:40.549 even ponies and I'm not talking about those iffy pony characters like Discord 00:03:40.549 --> 00:03:44.900 Cranky and to some extension Spike no offense no they put characters like 00:03:44.900 --> 00:03:47.930 Ember and Gilda in here well I'm sure don't want to be referred to as ponies 00:03:47.930 --> 00:03:52.159 and now that also goes against the next thing a pony a page I mean I've already 00:03:52.159 --> 00:03:55.699 said these aren't ponies but even by that notion I expect a character on 00:03:55.699 --> 00:03:59.810 every page so let's look at a couple pages at random and see ok there's a 00:03:59.810 --> 00:04:05.239 pony and the next page hmm last time I checked lions aren't ponies or is this 00:04:05.239 --> 00:04:10.069 how the Griffons made it into this book ok next page yep no ponies here you are 00:04:10.069 --> 00:04:14.090 barely in two degrees of ponies right now and that's not even official ponies 00:04:14.090 --> 00:04:19.909 and the next page oh hey ponies! Oh woah Hascon I will so not be going to that not 00:04:19.909 --> 00:04:23.040 because I don't want to because we all love and support Hasbro 00:04:23.080 --> 00:04:26.760 here especially their official releases no need to claim this video no I just 00:04:26.760 --> 00:04:31.840 can't afford it right now but hey anyone that does go tell them LowPonView sent you 00:04:31.840 --> 00:04:34.340 No, it doesn't matter if you were already planning on going just say it 00:04:34.350 --> 00:04:37.920 spread the word we need to get my name out there now if you excuse me I'm going 00:04:37.920 --> 00:04:41.150 to self advertise in the comments 00:04:51.160 --> 00:04:56.300 I am doing this right yeah? yeah I should be getting kill yourself replies any minutes now 00:04:56.640 --> 00:04:57.140 WHAT?! 00:04:57.200 --> 00:05:00.340 Now for these posters, as for the larger puzzle that's one lie 00:05:00.349 --> 00:05:03.229 that's actually a benefit because the big poster is not made up of complex 00:05:03.229 --> 00:05:06.050 pieces you have to cut out just very simple rectangles 00:05:06.050 --> 00:05:09.889 that's nice but look at that it's a pink background not the yellow one you 00:05:09.889 --> 00:05:13.940 advertise now how am I supposed to proudly display this in my room? 00:05:14.300 --> 00:05:18.280 Actually it does brighten up the room pretty nicely and it may be a nice addition 00:05:18.280 --> 00:05:20.560 *door opens* Oh crap, that's my roommate! 00:05:21.800 --> 00:05:25.720 Anyway that's the big poster and now for these tiny and by tiny they mean the 00:05:25.729 --> 00:05:29.089 size of the page yeah tiny just because you're associated with my little pony 00:05:29.089 --> 00:05:32.839 doesn't mean you have to emphasize it to sell it and cute yeah they would be cute 00:05:32.839 --> 00:05:36.110 if they weren't filled with these advertiser friendly models and it's odd 00:05:36.110 --> 00:05:39.710 because their actual character pages look more show accurate, well, some of them do 00:05:39.710 --> 00:05:42.349 but they're still cute characters overall but you know what's not cute 00:05:42.349 --> 00:05:46.430 simple editing errors that take no more than three seconds to fix you see this 00:05:46.430 --> 00:05:50.029 look how terribly placed mr. cake is above mrs. cake now how could I proudly 00:05:50.029 --> 00:06:00.280 hang this up when I can make something better in here let's time it 00:06:12.400 --> 00:06:15.160 and that is what the most basic of Photoshop and the vectors you clearly 00:06:15.160 --> 00:06:19.480 had finally put shadows under these characters or don't now for one final 00:06:19.480 --> 00:06:23.230 thing with these character models on the cover we have those uncanny merchandise 00:06:23.230 --> 00:06:25.960 models making you think oh boy that's what all these pages are going to be 00:06:25.960 --> 00:06:29.650 filled with but interestingly enough we have actual show quality models for 00:06:29.650 --> 00:06:32.890 Fluttershy Pinkie and Applejack good thing too because seriously what's with 00:06:32.890 --> 00:06:36.070 these merchandisers reluctance to put a hat on her...oh it's so they don't have to 00:06:36.070 --> 00:06:39.700 make a hat accessory now we need to expend more manpower for making hats for 00:06:39.700 --> 00:06:43.090 Pinkie and everyone's favorite Royal Ribbon who I now demand to be in the 00:06:43.090 --> 00:06:46.720 Season 7 finale because if she's not I swear to Glim Glam I will go down to 00:06:46.720 --> 00:06:49.900 Hasbro and DHX and I will take that Royal Ribbon doll and shove it up 00:06:49.900 --> 00:06:50.560 WHAT?! 00:06:50.560 --> 00:06:54.760 So something I noticed is where are they getting these show models from I mean the CMC have their 00:06:54.760 --> 00:06:58.360 cutie marks, Rara has her new look and the biggest thing is Thorax is not only 00:06:58.360 --> 00:07:00.730 in his new form but he has his pink heart medal 00:07:00.730 --> 00:07:04.300 now these show after your models aren't the best like all of these are season 7 00:07:04.300 --> 00:07:08.080 accurate except Babs seriously how hard is it to put a cutie mark on her I mean 00:07:08.080 --> 00:07:11.740 you put one on Scootaloo not very well might I add the show even gives you 00:07:11.740 --> 00:07:15.550 exactly what looks like ok there's no image of it on her but I see you have the 00:07:15.550 --> 00:07:20.350 simplest form of Photoshop just like the Cakes it's a simple cut magic erase 00:07:20.350 --> 00:07:26.260 erase regularly skew a little here there! Then there's Gladmane with these 00:07:26.260 --> 00:07:30.820 unusually thin lines and also Flam's weird waterlogged mustache and Moondancer 00:07:30.820 --> 00:07:34.030 is in her depressed loner getup and you know that's fine make her look a little 00:07:34.030 --> 00:07:37.780 different then or clothes-less background Pony Twilight clone appearance yet you could 00:07:37.780 --> 00:07:41.260 have her smile I mean you didn't have any trouble making Zesty Gourmand smile 00:07:41.260 --> 00:07:44.410 and I have no idea where you got this image from the one and only time she 00:07:44.410 --> 00:07:49.060 smiles is this yes this is going my way smirk that Maud gets in you know I love 00:07:49.060 --> 00:07:52.030 these little phrases they put here as just this is the quote we want you to 00:07:52.030 --> 00:07:56.110 remember these characters by you've got nice short ones like Maud here or oddly 00:07:56.110 --> 00:08:00.400 long ones like Octavia you know I wonder what they did for DJ 00:08:00.740 --> 00:08:02.040 Vinyl: AWWW YEAH! 00:08:02.260 --> 00:08:05.320 I think someone owns Nowacking some royalties seriously if you want us to 00:08:05.320 --> 00:08:09.340 believe she's mute then go all the way I mean this isn't like Scootaloo where 00:08:09.340 --> 00:08:12.610 there's a legitimate fear in being truthful to her apparent disability as it 00:08:12.610 --> 00:08:16.000 can dash hopes of seeing her fly DJ is happily living your life not 00:08:16.000 --> 00:08:19.990 talking like this is where you can do a disability right just say DJ Pon-3 00:08:19.990 --> 00:08:22.870 actually can't speak but that doesn't stop her from communicating her love of 00:08:22.870 --> 00:08:26.440 music to her friends boom you've got perfect character description and you 00:08:26.440 --> 00:08:29.380 feel the friendship quota ah makes me question the choice of some of these 00:08:29.380 --> 00:08:33.099 quotes like Granny Smith here surely there's got to be something from Family 00:08:33.100 --> 00:08:36.760 Appreciation Day or Apple Family Reunion something that shows the good from all 00:08:38.780 --> 00:08:41.080 ["Soup's on" repeats] 00:08:41.080 --> 00:08:44.040 LittleshyFiM: Why is Granny Smith's go to phrase always "soups up?" 00:08:44.140 --> 00:08:47.980 Because it's apparently the best phrase ever to describe her character I mean come on how dense are you? 00:08:47.980 --> 00:08:48.480 WHAT?! 00:08:48.600 --> 00:08:53.200 And with that let's move on to the final issue the catalog of 200 characters 00:08:53.200 --> 00:08:56.470 I mean not mentioning a pretty obvious background Pony exclusion from this 00:08:56.470 --> 00:09:03.160 lineup and my personal second favorite d........decently characterized pony m.... Minuette 00:09:03.160 --> 00:09:06.279 and considering how they decided on whom to choose for this book because 00:09:06.279 --> 00:09:09.760 seriously if you can put Apple Bottoms in here for that one scene than anypony 00:09:09.760 --> 00:09:13.120 who speaks with a name is qualified it can't be that hard to reach 200 00:09:13.120 --> 00:09:14.740 characters right? Here we go! 00:09:15.320 --> 00:09:17.700 Nightmare Moon, Savoir Fare, Daisy, Rose, Lily 00:09:17.700 --> 00:09:22.440 Twist, Dumbell, Score, Fido, Rover, Spot, Sheriff Silverstar, Aunt orange 00:09:22.440 --> 00:09:26.700 Uncle Orange, Twilight Velvet, Night Light, igneous Rock, Cloudy Quartz, Marble Pie, 00:09:26.700 --> 00:09:30.280 Limestone Pie, Cookie Crumble, Hondo Flanks, Amethyst Star, Fleur De Lis, 00:09:30.280 --> 00:09:35.140 Hayseed Turnip Truck, Dr. Fauna, Dr. Horse, yes it is his actual name I'm just as shocked as you 00:09:35.140 --> 00:09:37.140 Uncle Apple Strudel, Nurse Redheart, Ahuizotl, 00:09:37.150 --> 00:09:40.930 Mr. Waddles, Garble, Cloudchaser, Blossomforth, Thunderlane, Rumble, 00:09:40.930 --> 00:09:44.140 a page for the changelings and a page for the royal guard, King Sombra, Apple Rose, 00:09:44.140 --> 00:09:48.339 Auntie Applesauce, Miss Peachbottom Dr. Caballeron, Suri Polomare I mean 00:09:48.340 --> 00:09:52.560 you got the other two, Goldie Delicious, Fleetfoot, Toe Tapper, Torch Song, Zipperwhill 00:09:52.560 --> 00:09:57.010 Randolph, Seabreeze, Silver Shill, Claude, Tirek, Double Diamond, Party Favor, 00:09:57.010 --> 00:10:01.460 Sugar Belle, Nightglider, Troubleshoes, Tree Hugger, Steven Magnet yeah kinda 00:10:01.460 --> 00:10:06.440 he's got enough with Cranky and all that wait where was I back...background ponies yeah 00:10:06.520 --> 00:10:09.660 Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Sassy Saddles, Wind Rider, 00:10:09.660 --> 00:10:13.279 Spoiled Rich, Ma Hooffield, Big Daddy Mccolt, Svengallop, Tender Taps 00:10:13.279 --> 00:10:16.939 Dragon Lord Torch, Pliad Stripes, Mr. Stripes, Zephyr Breeze, Mr. Shy, Mrs. Shy 00:10:16.940 --> 00:10:20.240 Coriander Cumin, Saffron Masala, Quibble Pants, Petunia 00:10:20.240 --> 00:10:26.480 So that's 81 more characters bringing the total up to 172 hmm there's at least 25 new characters 00:10:26.480 --> 00:10:30.889 already introduced in season seven but I won't count that yet so let's just try 00:10:30.889 --> 00:10:36.529 to get to at least plus 175 so let me see...oh well there's Starswirl he is a pretty 00:10:36.529 --> 00:10:40.670 big character and of course Flash Sentry oh and with that you can 00:10:40.670 --> 00:10:44.240 introduce Sunset at least her Pony form and then just a little tie into 00:10:44.240 --> 00:10:47.870 Equestria Girls do a little cross promotion get those new fans so that's 00:10:47.870 --> 00:10:55.660 one seventy-five just one more to get it over that mark ah oh okay fine 00:10:55.720 --> 00:11:00.559 That's right Hasbro it's time to finally take a stand just put her in just put in the name 00:11:00.559 --> 00:11:04.459 Muffins it doesn't matter if that's not what the fans want the fans want to call 00:11:04.459 --> 00:11:08.660 this one Vinyl Scratch but what do you do you give it DJ Pon-3 just put her in 00:11:08.660 --> 00:11:13.220 and leave everything else behind and with that we have over 175 00:11:13.280 --> 00:11:17.440 So with all of this laid out on the table in the end I rate this book with all of its 00:11:17.449 --> 00:11:21.800 strangeness and lies an 8 out of 10 because in all honesty there is no false 00:11:21.800 --> 00:11:25.970 information...kinda and it does have a lot of variety from supporting 00:11:25.970 --> 00:11:30.050 characters to background characters to antagonists to villains a good book to 00:11:30.050 --> 00:11:33.829 give to any new fan easily the best book because it mentions the best character 00:11:33.829 --> 00:11:36.889 ever Amethyst Maresbury I mean who doesn't love this character obviously 00:11:36.889 --> 00:11:43.520 the best part of The Crystal Empire *heavy breathing* Oh the best premier ever *breathing intensifies* 00:11:43.520 --> 00:11:44.240 WHAT?! 00:11:44.240 --> 00:11:45.680 Thanks for watching and join me next time where 00:11:45.680 --> 00:11:49.760 I'll be reviewing this picture of a 4 inch Coloratura figure that I saw at my work 00:11:49.840 --> 00:11:53.240 Just a picture because I'm too cheap to buy the actual thing unless 00:11:53.240 --> 00:11:57.230 it's actually sang with Lana Hall *gasp* forget the creepy Twilight robot Hasbro 00:11:57.230 --> 00:12:00.260 make a singing Rara immediately 00:12:00.260 --> 00:12:02.120 I will so buy that!