MP3 here: http://www.mediafire.com/?hot3k1t5z6p16

OK after this, I promise, there will be ponies. But for now, here's something that I felt I had to do while it was still somewhat relevant.

AGAIN, I AM NOT SAYING ANYTHING FOR OR AGAINST ANY POLITICAL PARTY OR CANDIDATE. The viral presidential campaign clip was way too tempting to not do something with (even if it is contrived and deliberate, I don't give a crap, I still love it and it's epicness!)

Please forgive me for disabling comments, but I really don't want anyone to get tempted by any trolls going "you worship [politician] and the ground they walk on don't you, you stupid poopy pants hypocrite!"