Hour 75...this bag of suffocated testicles and just about DONE with living...
Not that he wasn't before....
this simple pizza delivery has become a trial of the mind,
the body, and the soul and my soul was weak to begin with...(edgy squid)
Will we ever make it to our destination?
Will I ever see my home again? Will i ever aUGH-
sPonGEBOB
Quiet Squidward! I'm listening for vehicles
And I can't hear anything over your subpar inner monologue
WHAT DOES PUTTING YOUR HEAD TO THE FLOOR HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH-
dID yoU JUST CALL MY INNER MONOLOUGE SUBPAR
AH LOOK A CaR
I'll seduce them and when they pull over, block them with the pizza and we'll be on our way
*Squid Noise*
EYYYYYYY YAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JIGGLE jIGGLE POP SWING MY HIPS LET IT ROCK oK
Spongebob...
SWINg LEFT sWINg RIGHT GOT
SPONGEBOB HES NOT STOPPING
HUH YA
Squid: SPONGEBOB
Here we go...off the rails...don't you know it's time to raise our sails
THIS PLACE IS DANGEROUS, HAZARDOUS, AND ITS KILLING US, ALL OF IT'S TOO MUCH, PLEASE DONT RUSH GET RIDICULOUS
you look KRUstY, you look rACHET from your head down to your toes
yOU MY FAVORITE GIRL SO DO MY FAVORITE DANCE
im still fALLIN'-
take a moment to think of just flexibility, love, and trust
thINK OF just FLEXABILITY , LovE AND TRUST, LOVE AND TRUST
SPONGEBob will you sHUT THE FUCK UP!?? GOD
oh here comes a thot...
SPONGEBOB I GET THAT YOU ALMOST GOT Hit by a car
But can you please...PLEASE
for the rest of this trip...just be quiet?? My legs are already tired
And I don't need any more
legs...
Legs...LEGS
NICE LeGS DAISY DUKEs MAKE A MAN GO
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhH
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