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Hour 75...this bag of suffocated testicles and just about DONE with living...

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Not that he wasn't before....

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this simple pizza delivery has become a trial of the mind,

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the body, and the soul and my soul was weak to begin with...(edgy squid)

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Will we ever make it to our destination?

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Will I ever see my home again? Will i ever aUGH-

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sPonGEBOB

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Quiet Squidward! I'm listening for vehicles

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And I can't hear anything over your subpar inner monologue

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WHAT DOES PUTTING YOUR HEAD TO THE FLOOR HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH-

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dID yoU JUST CALL MY INNER MONOLOUGE SUBPAR

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AH LOOK A CaR

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I'll seduce them and when they pull over, block them with the pizza and we'll be on our  way

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*Squid Noise*

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EYYYYYYY YAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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JIGGLE jIGGLE POP SWING MY HIPS LET IT ROCK oK

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Spongebob...

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SWINg LEFT sWINg RIGHT GOT

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SPONGEBOB HES NOT STOPPING

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HUH YA

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Squid: SPONGEBOB

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Here we go...off the rails...don't you know it's time to raise our sails

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THIS PLACE IS DANGEROUS, HAZARDOUS, AND ITS KILLING US, ALL OF IT'S TOO MUCH, PLEASE DONT RUSH GET RIDICULOUS

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you look KRUstY, you look rACHET from your head down to your toes

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yOU MY FAVORITE GIRL SO DO MY FAVORITE DANCE

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im still fALLIN'-

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take a moment to think of just flexibility, love, and trust

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thINK OF just FLEXABILITY , LovE AND TRUST, LOVE AND TRUST

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SPONGEBob will you sHUT THE FUCK UP!?? GOD

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oh here comes a thot...

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SPONGEBOB I GET THAT YOU ALMOST GOT Hit by a car

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But can you please...PLEASE

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for the rest of this trip...just be quiet?? My legs are already tired

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And I don't need any more

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legs...

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Legs...LEGS

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NICE LeGS DAISY DUKEs MAKE A MAN GO

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhH

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